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I've put my picture up many a time, so I shall refrain from doing so again because some greasy wet back requests that I do. Im sorry kid, but I dont do "Mariachi" parties where half the crowd smells like Curve colonge trying to act like T.Montana. If you plan on making a run at anything besides the drugstore for some femstat, you better grab your muppet babies bib and a dropcloth, cause I'm gunna collapse your gerber smeared face, shitspore. You're parties? The pictures of these chicano meetups are all pig's in wigs who when wearing bathing suits look like a 55 galon trash bag's full of driveway gravel. Now get the fuck out of my post before I splice your filthy cock in two down the vein and lash it around my head like a chinese bandana while I bonzai my way around your mothers fly trap like a nitrus powered bumper car.

not at all Bones, just when I see a dried up pepper'd log of bison turd, I take note and try to freshen up the air.

dude you make Lewis Skulnick from Lamda Lamda Lamda look like George Clooney. BLINGTIME!! But I approve of your nerd way of trying to fit into some scene. You took the "promote" route which every ugly ogre takes inorder to get accepted into the club life. Did you notice that every promoter / club writer is a fucking troll? Eric Von Brock, Brandon Marcel, Drew Colodny, Vegas, Rocco, christ....so keep on truckin slim, its better than sitting in your attic turned bed room selling your Lucas signed Vader helmet on ebay.

Ok two quick things. 1) What the fuck is up with the 68 pound 40 sided dice throwing Roleplaying, tan Egon Spangler on the left? That guy sticks out like Chuck Zito at a Bobby Fisher Chess Memorial. 2) Message to the gentleman. Thats probably the best catch you will ever get in your life. If you loose it, you will return to getting women who dress like Freddy Mercury and look like Nick Nolte after a 30 coke marathon. I'm guessing you have a 12" cock, $$$, or a "sensitive personality".

this shit? site looks a bit dodgy.

yeah I'm talking about Viagra, where can you purchase it in Manhattan? I dont want to go down to Canal and into the house of some zorro stashe sporting pico named Rico.

Spragga25 no need for the new account.

No. Your picture is here. Plz never confuse the two ever in your life again. Thx.

Videoman is gonna PM you for his new Footology series now.

yeah instead of all you yenta's yapping, get to your digi cams and snap away at your hoofs!

Never seaces to amaze me, all the bullshit asspatting that goes on here. Its a trend that will never stop. Mystify22 is average at best. Nothing at all stands out or is unique. Just another Jersey broad you see shopping at Marc Jacobs after her manicure. However, to Oswald Z Churpowski a.k.a BigStudNYCTrance, who sits home on a Friday night throwing his 95 sided Dungeons & Dragons dice sipping Capri Suns without a straw, in nothing but a tie'd off BeBe wife beater this picture is the perfect moment to break out. ----------------------------- BigStudNYCTrance wrote: OMG BEAUTIFUL. FLAWLESS! Honey you are amazing and I wish we could meet up for a DRINK! :drool: :drool: Who else agrees that she is a total HOTTIE!! WOOOWZERS! AWOOOOGA!! :love2: -------------------- 23BiFemBlondeHottie replies: awww thx hun! I saw your Pic and your cute too! totaly edible! You gonna be at the next meetup @ Roxy? Hope so! ---------------------

Just stfu and post your cock already.

I feel incomplete that I have not been chosen to be a member of the Inner Circle that gets to view your medusa like mug. The fact that you have to personally email your fucking picture to the low life gimps that ask'd says it all you hook nose troll. You just stutter around like a blithering scab, half picked and flapping off a retards chin making a rather unpleasant slapping noise. I could picture you as some pale ass red dye'd dreadlock UFO sporting whistle blowing, backwards viser wearing, pacifier sucking, E Popping, arm flailing, Trance slut who would buff the purple mushroom of any herpie infested cock to get backstage with Junior Vasquez only to get roundhouse kicked down to the stage because you taped back your cock that night and he couldnt see it. I'm sure you wished you had a cunt in the middle of your forehead, so that every time someone punched you between the eyes, you'd get some pleasure out of it. Is all this registering in that mongoloid mindtrap, wench, or is my verbal coriolis effect dizzying the dilophosaurus dung outta your slowly depressurizing Cretacious period cranium? g'day

Now that was witty. Quick zinger followed by a original "Internet Picture". Still waiting on that picture.

Not personal at all. Just funny when pig's in wig's start to disect and critique something or someone who's pinky toe has more sexual appeal than their entire self. Until then I'll wait for your picture.

bitch what the fuck are you talking about? She doesnt have jungle bush, nor dolly parton lips. Are you the J-Lo wanna-be from "Famous Face" ?? My other best guess would be the crack head twiggy hello kitty pixle trance fairy in your signature.

fuckin Willow.

What the fuck happened to the foot thing? I had 12 Zulu Tribesmen with size 16 webbed feet waiting in que for a shoot. I'm sending them back to the docks, enough waiting around for you.

Arguing with you is about as enticing as operating the streetsweeper behind a naked retard running a marathon and violently spraying diarrhea across the sunbaked asphalt. You blah blah blah on and on, until your victim opens his mouth to let out an almighty boredom induced yawn out, AND THAT'S WHEN YOU STRIKE! You slip your pasty, limp, cooked noodle looking pecker in and use his teeth to play the xylophone on. Your mundane, harelip lisped commentaries, however inaccurate, do provide a glimpse into your oblong headed obsession with me as well as your heroic attempts to steal a pair of my worn underwear to wear as a face mask to huff through as Darth Gaydar while you stalk cub scouts. posting 3 year old STFU pictures, Queer Eye refrences, cocaine ingesting...christ your orinigal and good. Does it make your little pink pecker stand up like a blind probing tapeworm from a cat's ass to be humiliated in public?

gmcookny, you couldnt get a roofied 3 tooth negro crack whore, which you seduced into your Ladies Man pink polka dot interior van with a chipped chicklet you passed off as a crack rock. Christ, I come back to this gutter and see your still the biggest fucking ugly nerd around. I'd love to see what would happen if this place went down. You'd probably start freeking out like in Trainspotting, foaming at the mouth looking for a place you can be a "smurf" without people laughing and throwing hard balls of elephant shit at your coffe cake'd complexion.

DarrellG: Your attempt at a funny joke is almost as bad as your hairline. Are you still upset that I verbally curbstomped your horse tooth girlfriend months and months ago? Stop watching your tiny noodle float around in the vacuum of your Austin Powers Signature penis pump and use your fingers to type instead of dressing them up like the Queer as Folk cast and sticking them up your ass with a miniature disco ball to get the party started ya Pink lookin she-male and strap your beef patty sized man tits to a Stairmaster for 45 min a day, you chode man's chode. Now go pick on someone who can't run circles around you till your inbred eyes uncross, Joe-bob.

I got a headache reading your drivel, you sound like a 10th grade jewish slut in the bathroom during Study Skills.

This thread is like lining up 10 toothless bum's from SoHo, asking them to pinch out massive burrito enhanced power turds, and personally sniffing each log to see which smells the best.

Giz is right