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Delete post / Ban User. I wasted 14.53 seconds browsing through this only to finish to a real bad headache. I cant belive you wasted all that time smashing your crooked digits on that cum coated keyboard like a coked out Ray Charles only to produce that wet queef.

But none in the picture you praised. Let me guess blockhead, your some stupid Hoboken guido, who calls himself the doctor because his pal Frankie gave him a "Boobie Inspector" card as a Bachelor gift.

drcocks, where the fuck do you see a tight stomach?

I fixed the picture for the public. I find that this would be more suitable.

Well your body resembles a blob of jello standing behind a block of melting ice, so I dont think your the best one to ask or share physique comments.

Now im a FSN? ha. Who was Jizzo?

We all know Smoke is an avid Counterstrike player. An anonymous source sent me this phone convo Smokesum had with his girlfriend of the time. Interesting notes: Roflcopter LOLorskates Carrot face STFU E-thug E-Athlete Gay ringtone. http://home.planet.nl/~cruij087/vin3.mp3

Lighting and photoshop will give off a perfect set of abs. Dont believe everything you see Hollywood put out, you bunch of headless cocks.

OMG, u 2 look so cute!

Shes not that bad, bought my entire table shots of Absinthe one time. Not the prettiest, but pretty chill personality. All you turds would put up no fight if she were to offer a hummer.

old, not funny. go away, thx.

Envy him? Are you serious kid? This is coming from someone who has fucking Dath Vader as his signature? Can you possibly tell me what there is to envy? He is a 100 pound pin shape headed, bunson burner abusing nerd, who was the punching bag for every high school kid. This hook nose fink, then decided he was tired of being the nerd and decided to put his 2nd grade literacy to something other then writing about Boron, Copper, Zinc and all his other favorite elements. As I said before nobody takes him seriously, Its like watching the cripple try to dance on the floor. You dont wanna go up and laugh in its face because you'd look like a dick, but while you and your pals down rounds of Jager, you all laugh and make fun of it gyrating about. As far as women go, ya the turd in a punchbowl posts updated pics of him with women, but those broads feel bad for the lanky dork and try to show others that hes cool by hanging out with them. Every woman he poses/hangs out with also knows that there is not an inkling in his 90 pound white washed somalian body that he would make a move on him, because of his past insecurity. Now i wrote way too much and wasted my time on this Egon Spangler wannabe, but it should shut the dick gobbling drawbridge's of all you trying to speak of for ole Egon.

Linabina never did it for me. She looks like a Russian Grandma, with more masculine features than feminine. No real facial structure as well just a big glob.

The fake screen names would be funny if they were done right.

Bling is hands down the ugliest Tri-Lamb reject on this board with a matching 100 pound frilly androgynous frame. He basically gets laughed at and made fun of in real life and the interweb, so to try and find his niche and somewhat fit in, this Tiny Tim Jr uses whatever simian writing abilities he has to pump out worthless reviews 2 people read. The ladies love him because they pity him, and also know he will treat anything with a hymen like a Princess because he'd be lucky if the crack head Denny Neagle fucked would look his way twice.

This thread has been ugly for a while. Time to spice it up with some VanDamage

what the fuck...christ you cueball headed nerd, does it really matter to you that much to change your cyber name on an internet board? Nobody really gives a sweaty billy goats crooked left nut about you or your name. Just leave it be and try to fix more important things in your life, such as giving Stanislav the landloard a gumjob to prolong the rent in your 1 bedroom, until you can sell your collection of hand made USS Enterprise models.

nasty. Has this board ever had one good looking woman?

Typical..this place never changes, all the nerds start weeping because it reminds them of High School again.

shallow = honest.

This thread is a excuse for people to put up ugly pictures and somewhat get away with it.

koky, you skinny metro backwater mariachi, stop swinging from my ballsack hairs like a limp wristed Brendan Fraizer in a rhinestone studded loin cloth.There isnt a thread on this board that I can post in without have you stinking up the joint with your cock breath replies. No matter what the topic is, you duct tape all 3" of your wrinkled earthworm to your leg and piroette out skreetching in your finest Jaliel White voice "R-R-Rizz-z-o is G-g-g-haay!!!" Taking me down is harder than lifting up one of your imbred mothers CD' sized areola flapjacks only to find a new deadly fungus. Half assed MS Paint pictures wont cut it. Is the aftershock of my ball-n-chain like teabag you recieved a few weeks ago still bothering you so much? Get over it, get out, or step up your game.

you'd probably be able to swing some small commercial work. look is too plain and not exotic/unique for major fashion, as well as height.

Sorry I only know high fashion, not some washed up chiquita banana who is a "club/party model"

Bwuahahahahaha! like who?