rizzo

oh i forgot, its a random picture you chose to put up in the "Post YOUR Pic thread.

Listen up you fucking pug nose bridge troll, you've got to be the most hideous looking cretin I've set my eyes upon in a while. It would seem that everyone except you is quite aware you were spawned inside a fecal smudged testtube down in some private funded basement gene testing lab in the 80's, because theres no way in hell a creature like you could pop its Stewie Griffen sized head out of a human female's pussy. But yeah....Im such a BIG DOUCHE!!!

Thats exactly it. I tell people the truth because I cant be myself. Dumb herpie snasuage smoking smegma guzzling gibbon.

#1 Thread on ClubPlanet. a)Chicks diggging the uncircumcised cock. b)koky coming out of the closet tap dancing in singing the theme song from Rent, in a Nathan Lane Autographed loincloth proclaiming his limp-wristed mind set. c) guidos and nerds guys looking at other guys cocks in page 1, but still have made it to page three.

ok

?

you hit the bullseye SUPERMAN!!! Got me to a T.

no I only jerked off to gonzo

Stomp my head? The only fucking way my head would be anywhere near underneath your size 5 burkenstock sandal is if you were hanging lifeless from a fucking sequoya tree in my backyard while I picknicked with last months playmate on the freshly cut green you fucking whelp. Are you fucking kidding me? Is this the new NAMBLA Advertisement picture? I dont know which is more pathetic to look at...the drooling buck tooth black guy, Earflaps McGee, or you with that big thick blotchy bison head and no neck. Now get the fuck out of here you stout David Hasselhoff look-a-like before I verbally headbang you so far back down the evolutionary ladder your dialogue options will be bumped back to vowels, the letter "G", and various gurgling noises.

dude you have a lazy eye, I think it drifted off and started to stare at the Brooke Burke poster on your wall.

You are also Barley Legal, so your vote does not count for another year and a half. The chick on the left blows Little Abner out of the water.

not at all... you have a bulbous hog nose that would look good on Helga from Hamburg cooking Brachtworst.

Hey everyone what do all 4 pictures have in common?

umm no Dual Airbag's, my fam is fully intact, unlike your breast tissue. *drumroll* thank you ill be here all night

More submissions from other participants as well as current are strongly encouraged.

cuz its free, i just get the Cali. Roll... and that place makes for good sight seeing - running into Dave Navarro asking if I wanna do some blow.

we go there every friday, shitty sushi but its free.

All aboard the bandwagon train! I'll let you kiddies play the viagra thing out until you get tired of it. Once again who said I needed it for myself or my "limp dick"?..... nina, just funny how you felt so bad about yourself to get those horrid titties just so you could make "good money" parting your piss flaps for every Gym teacher named Ted to glee at. Botox, Lipo, teeth bleaching should have been on your list before those airbag's. oh and koky, your a 5"8 wannabe guido, greasy spicano, who tries too hard to fit in. Your like Bling, with a horrible makeover. Now bring your best momma joke, and your 114 pound frame drenched in Paco cologne so I can curbstomp your buck teeth.

The 4 grand you probably shell'd out for a horrible pair of tits could have gone to other things on your body that would improve your image, not so you could spread eagle infront of stock brokers on 58th Street.

yeah, i figured his response would be a "yo maaammaaa" SNAP!

How do you know I need viagra to get a hard on, Spicoli?

You have some cheap plastic shit in your tits..

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! INSTANT-CLASSIC!!! HUMOR AT ITS FINEST!

no, just not to entertain you.