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Sounded like someone caught a titty attack. Maybe its that time of the month. YOU know how women get during that time....

I think I"m going to puke!!!!!!!! Gabo why do u want to know this kind of info. I"m starting to worry about u.....

Just a little trimming.....some from here, some from there....that's all.....

Sorry folks no sharp objects of any kind going anywhere close to my member....... :shake:

Not in this case she's going nowhere. Her flight is delayed, poor girl stuck on the runaway.

I have a big ruler that I use for spanking.... :D

would you rather me jump on you. Then again I don't think so......

That is one of my favorite positions....I call it the "fortune cookie".... He is cracking that ass.......and she wishing she stayed in the oven....

You took so long to answer this thing that I thought that you went to SF an over dose or something..........

A TEACHER? For me in Jr. High my english teacher ask the dumbest question ever. What do you want out of life students? I simply raised my hand and said "I want a wife with a sex drive like Peggy Bundy." The woman almost had a heart attack. I'm sure that's the last time she ask that question. Needless to say the bitch called my mother. I should have known that the truth is not always the right answer. Fortunately, my teacher didn't know she was calling the woman who told me and my best friend "Pussy is Bad." I should have listen. So now I pay the price.......... :D

Tom jones........I"m horney, horney, horney

NOooooooooooo MY guido Rain Dance on MTV!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'ts all down hill from here folks..............

I'm sorry folks but I might be going dolo on this one. I'm starting to miss pubes at least a little bit anyway. I'm starting to feel like I'm molesting *fucking* minors. Sometimes I wanna feel like I'm banging a woman and nothing say woman like pubes. For the sake of eating bush I can do without because you know dental floss can't help you when one of those little suckers get stuck in the dental cavity. I'M just trying to say a little fur on the peach is not always a bad....thing.... :D

Wait a second. What is this female bonding and male bashing all in one. Miss. belle.........be careful.................: as they say in mexico----------scarecdgirl es muy bonita ella es caliente.................

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOO U TOO!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't pay she does *wink* *wink* if you know what I mean. The $60 bucks is for the limo service. I can't drive myself because after the fire that I put under that ARSE, my vision gets fuzzy.... flame: :flame: :flame: Thanks for the b-day wish!!!!!!!!

NYcchic how did you know it IS my B-day? PLEASE STOP STALKING ME. The the rest of the folks THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can smell a wet pussy across the world. I just love the way girls twitch when they are horney. It looks like the have terret or something. Women when you are horney just say so...Just say wanna bang....?

That just makes no sense. :blown:

all you do is slap the fat and ride the wave in....or toss flour on her and look for the wet spot. Which ever float yur or her boat or I should say ship.

Dude I shall now crown you the king of porn. man-din-go

Don't jump the gun....Never said what or where we were going. And what we were going to be doing. :D

This has to be the funniest thing that I have read in a while. I think that she just describe every single male who was in there. This is what X does to you. Laughing my ass off.. You guys were glowsticking. I must be getting old. Is this a new sex thing...

Fuck scores! They will charge us $30 to walk through the door. I know this place for another $30 we will be smiling from now until eternity. :D