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Im still trying to figure out what Gabo stands for.

I have it regularly. Go out right away and buy ... Cloraspectic lossages (sp) cherry. Have hot liquids in between throughout the day along with normal lossages and plenty of water.

Youre correct. And most people forget ... bath soap (in the bottle) lasts longer and smells better cuz your FRIGGEN clean. Some of us do get aroused by smelling fresh, cleaned bodies.

lol. Lets continue. THE DICK. All us guys luv to get our dicks sucked. So when Mr. Dick comes out and waves hello, dont be saying, "oh do you want something?" unless youre trying to be funny. Hello! We want your mouth on it. Its a dick. It's meant to be sucked. We want you to hold it and look at it and be happy its yours, all yours. Dont hold it and get that worried look on your face look like youve never put one of these things in your mouth befor, like its some strange monster from Lock Ness. THE GIRLFRIENDS. When you go to call your girlfriends 34 seconds after we left the font door, even before we are down the friggen driveway, to tell them how good we just nailed you, do us a favor. Dont be calling us guys up 2 hours later and telling us how you called your girlfriend and talked about the new tea cup set at Pottery Barn and your new nail polish holds up in the rain. Helllo! Tell us why you really called your girlfriend, to brag to her all the dirty details and how you luved it.

I remember seeing a bunch of dudes walk up to one spot in Vegas at night in board shorts and tennis shoes. The crowd laughed at them 20 yards away. ... for some reason, they honestly thought the crowd laughing at them was not an indication of what the doorman was gonna say too lol.

Here's 10 ..... 1. SUCKING DICK You gotta suck it, not just lick it. We dont care if your ex likes it that way. Youre with us tonight. 2. DEEPTHROATING DICK You gotta suck it the whole way, and at least gag trying. We dont care if youve never sucked a dick this big before. Tonight youre in the big leagues, come up to the plate. 3. EATING NUTS Dont forget the nuts. Introduce yourself to them. They are anxious to meet your mouth. 4. ASS GRABBING When your on ur knees sucking dick, grab our ass and push our dick into your mouth further. 5. SLUTTY EYES When youre on ur knees sucking dick, reach up and grab our chest and look at us with the sluttiest face you can make. 6. OH BABY Remember to talk. We're fucking a chick, not a mime. 7. SHAVING If you want us to enjoy going down on u, get the lawn mower out and rid of the forest. 8. RIDING If youre riding us, dont think that means you get to sit there and have us do all the thrusting work. 9. HAIR Youre geting nailed. So give us fair warning if the hair we are about to yank are extensions that are gonna fall out in our hands. 10. WARNING If we bust one down your throat at the end without warning, no need for you to tell us to warn you next time. We're guys .... there wont be a warning next time either.

Even hours later seeing this picture once again it's certain that ...... ..... there is not other explanation of where the dude in the red shirt's left hand is in this picture.

The song where the cats meow. Sooooooo annoying!

Agree on the prices ... OUCH! ... but on the bottles, remember, chicks stop by your table and drink ... and stay ... and #@~ ... and drink ... so the 2 bottles goes fast for a couple of peeps. 3 bottles ... that all depends lol

I finished f3cking at 530 am today. ... im staying in tonight.

George, how often do you fondle house plants?

what ? lol

He has his headphones on.

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Did you press 2 for Spanish, first?

Gender: L2

What do we have to do to get more than 300 slots for our pm box? lol

The Santa Anas

HOT! lol

of course all the hot girls that talk italian are not in LA

buona festa amico mio