lalate

thats hot!

Sometimes, all it takes is one good costume store clerk to give u some killer ideas. When the clerks are great, they are really great. I had an awesome one help me.

Anything different?

Awesome pic.

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Doesnt it drive you crazy when you run into someone at a club and you know youve hung out iwth that person before, maybe "more", yet you can not remember who the friggen h-ll they are LOL? And it just drives you crazy that you cant remember? Last night I stopped by a club for only an hour and half. I went right on the dancefloor and started dancing with this girl. Suddenly, from nowhere, storms up this other girl. and just grabs me and stares at me eye2eye with this real angry look. I stare at her thinking "i know her, but what the hell is her name?" I wait cuz Im expecting her to say "dont you friggen rememebr me?" But she doesnt. And looks even more angry cuz I dont say anything. And then suddenly she gives me this gesture like "so what the hell are you waiting for? It's time for the dance-off? You got the moves or what?" I'm thinking "danceoff? LOL What the hell?! Is this Soul Train or something?" And then the dance-off starts.... some freaking .... and then suddenly she falls on her butt, literally, ... she gets up, and walks away. And all I can think is "I know her. What the hell was her name?"

Despite two diff girls asking me out, missing Ferry C, a burningman party ..... i think im stayin in and working

Yeah but the rest of you is so hot. How about Malibu?

What a turn-on to see a girl carrying a wallet especially when its full of cash lol

Hey dont get jealous girl . If the weather permits this weekend, I wanta lay you on the beach on ur stomach and straddle you as I rub some nice sun tan lotion all over ur back and down to your hot booty.

Omg, did I tell you many people were checking me out last weekend at the beach when i went shirtless and layed out?

Remember when you called that person a rodent inside Fred Segal's Store in July ? That was a hot day .. you and me in the dressing room while you tried on that new outfit.

lolllllllllllllll best post of the day as of 830 am pacific tmie

Do you say Business or do do you say ... BIT!-ness Biss-ness Bizzz--nezz

Thanksgiving is one of the most boring holidays ... you eat, you fall asleep, you make leftovers, you fall asleep again, and you see the cast of Today behind a garden of flowers commenting on how nice Ms. Piggy looks inflated two stories tall on Broadway.

The call has since been repeated <eek>

Should I post a pic of my tits?

Do anyone of u own red tennis shoes? Or any of those trendy colored shoes, yellow, green? Do you like them? I can decide if they are cool or just that, too trendy. I recently was suppose to meet this person at this party and look for the dude with red tennis shoes on. My luck- I gave up after the third dude walked in with red tennis shoes.

Ifffff I go out ..... maybeeee Caesar or Nero or something like that or ... whatever excuse I can make to be practically butt naked. (It seems like every year I wear less clothes than the previous one. lol)

Old .... - White guys that do fake swaggers in the club like their rap stars. - Ameican Idol - Celebrity Weddings - Celebrity Wedding Dresses - Tatum O'Neal's Book - (in addition to Von Dutch) Von Bitch - $3,000 rims on $5,000 cars

Ask some of the girls. Theyve seen my anatomy.

<<< Been there and doesnt care to be seen by you. lol

Emails that say the person is the Prime Minster for the fallen dictator of zababa named Oooloogoogle Malala and that they need to invest $20 trillion dollars somewhere