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i cant wait for the summer.......it is 60 degrees out and it feels like july!!!!!!!!........let the sunshine......let the sunshine!!!!!!.......nothing like ripping each other apart on a sunday morning down the shore!!!!!!.......you cant beat it!!!!

raffffffffffiiiiiiiii.........i miss ya buddy........summer coming around the corner.....polish off that m3 for me........surfclub has installed rubber floors just for you........see ya soon mafuka!!!!!

rodrigo.......back in highschool i got point black range with an air rifle and blew the fucken head off of a robin.....it was a pretty bird......until little "petey's head fell off"......ha ha ha

awwww.....siscokid and roddigga are taking off and going shopping together......rod please do something about this......right about now everyone in cp land is visualizing the two of you walking hand in hand in matching overalls around the streets of morristown whistleing to the beat of sesame street while sharing a snow cone .......rod please do something.....hurry.....bradford is trying to ruin your tuffguy rep!!!!!!

Reeni....the next time i go to the city is for a yankee game......till then inhale some extra smog for me......thanx my bacon baby!!!

**** danielle.....i may sit outside all day with a shotgun and blow the fucken headz off of every bird that flys overhead......howboutthemfuckenapples!!!!!! kthxbye~~~

bradfords back......sorry we forgot to include you......but you gotta show face if you are gonna demand head.......the ladies of the shorehouse arent gonna except a slinky......so push down those keys and build up those wrist muscles cause its gonna be a long and lonely summer......just kidding bradford......we all miss you here in cp land......and i checked in early last night.......so i'll holla at ya later tonite!!!! peace fool!!!!

trust me riggs......the rules we make will be strictly obeyed and enforced......hurricane kelly will learn to adjust......sit kelly....sit.....good girl......speak kelly.....speak......good girl......go get naked with the other girls......good kelly.......see how easy it is!!!!!

yeah.....beach.....yeah yeah yeah......bringing a cooler full of beers and getting mangled on the beach.....yeah yeah yeah......bus you get cranberry juice

kelly.....the summer cant come quick enough........i cant wait until we drag you down the street by your thong and burry you in the sand!!!!!!......just kidding kelly......all in good fun.....remember dont get those granny panties of yours in a bundle!!!!

bus.....did you forget about your boyz in the rules.....come on now.....dont be selfish!!!!!!......where was the rule stating that no female may fall asleep until your brothas are also taken care of!!!!!

ha ha ha.......bacon!!!!!!....too funny reeni!!!!

shorehouse rule #2.........no male visitors!!!!!.......at all times we must have a 2 to 1 girl/guy ratio.........also kelly......you and the other chicas better practice your cooking cause myself, digga, and bus expect bacon, eggs, and cheese sandwiches when we wake up from your beds......ha ha ha

whos Don?

oh kelly.....this is going to be a long summer.....sarcasm and jokes are going to be flying around the shorehouse.......so dont get your panties in a wad and put a smile on your face!!!!......memorial day is around the corner chica.......myself, the digga, and bus will e-mail all the ladies in the house the rules in a few weeks!!!!!

riggs.....kelly goes only where she is comped and the drinks are free!!!!!....but I would have to agree with her about float......it is definitely hyped up........i am debating about saturday......not sure yet......also thanx for the text message promo.......right in the middle of family dinner!!!!!! ill holla at ya during the week!!!

steve i didnt know you were 21 yet....ha ha ha.......holla back junior and give me some stories about the weekend.......and get to the gym for once........no slinky status this summer......alright mafuka!!!!!

without a doubt......surfclub......i have never had a bad time there......unless it rains.....you cant beat that place on a nice sunday......even after everyone gets fucked up all weekend.....they still show up to that place with a shitload of energy!!!!!.......MIAMI VICES BEOTCH!!!!

im only going if you hire the that philopino belly dancer who goes from table to table and blows up balloons outta his belly button!!!!

jayme......dont get your panties in a bundle.....you will be back to your spritzer drinking in no time.......we all know you are taking time off to turn those toothpick arms into even bigger toothpicks, but dont be so angered.....summer is right around the corner and I am looking forward to pounding beer after beer as you sip your wine cooler though a straw......see ya soon cupcake!!!!!

whats up kelly cools......diggas birthday is april 13th........you are scheduled to jump outta the cake and give him a rump shaken lap dance!!!!! spy/reeni........i am officially hiding from you two.......you guys are trouble......i was outta commission for a week because of you two rockstars!!!!!

then holla at me mafuka.......also, start thinking how we can mangle the digga for his birthday.......i want him crippled beyond belief!!!!!

RRRRUUUUHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

danielle......whats up my miamirockinjukeboxchica.......i want some stories from the sunshine state.....details mommasita details!!!!

hey rafi y.....sorry i couldnt come down and chill with you nuts....i was out in arizona instead.....but give a fawken review......i want details you crackanimal....i know either you, ruh, pete, or jay spent at least one night in jail !!!!!