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My high school graduation, the night I lost my virginity to that hooker from Paterson, and last night at Studio 4 were by far the most memorable nights of my life. I want to thank everyone involved, including xlr8ted, Caleb, Georgie, and of course, Shaquanda, who, so many years ago, let me mount her for all the money I had--$12.

The L in the early morning may have quite possibly the ugliest collection of people ever assembled.

I think Jade Terrace at China Club is open for afterhours on Sundays during the late spring/summer.

You are one hardcore mofo.

Sickest picture I've seen in a long time.

Quick, true story: My friend Eddie (while he was single) was banging some girl for the first time. They were both sitting up, facing each other. He smacks her on the ass and says, "You're a bad girl."
She moans and says, "Oh yeah."
Then he says, "You're a little bitch."
She says louder, "Oh yeah!"
Then he says, "You're a nasty, dirty, little fucking whore!!"
Again, a big moan and "Oh my God!!!"
At this point he's at a loss for something bad to call her, so he says, "You're a little cunt."
She hops off and sternly says, "Hey buddy, you just stepped over the line!"
What is it about that word that girls hate? Why all the negative reaction to that little 4-letter word that I will argue is the most disliked word used in the U.S.

That sentence makes me sad because I thought P Diddy was the answer to all my prayers

She should find a new plastic surgeon

X, I hear the Boston crew is coming down in December. I'm definitely gonna be seeing you guys then.

It definitely is worthwhile to help you go to sleep after rolling. If you think about it 5HTP is 5-hydroxytryptophan. There is lots of tryptophan in turkey and that is one of the main reasons for the Thanksgiving food coma.

Maybe the NJ board sucks so bad because everyone is so negative and mean to one another and people leave and never come back. All I ever read is how much everything sucks, and how bad certain nights were. We have people bitching at each other left and right for making "ignorant statements", and jumping all over people for having an opinion.
Like it or not, the people that made the board interesting, the ones that started drama, but did so with respect, were the ones that made this board worth looking at and participating in. I could make a list the size of this page of pretty funny people who were on here over the years that left (I was a lurker before I joined). Now those people are gone and (mostly) the only ones left are pretty much downers (notice I said "mostly").
Also, the parties in NJ pretty much suck now. That doesn't help things.

Did you move to Chicago? It's not too bad. I can tell you about Crobar. It's a little smaller than the one in NYC, but it's not too bad considering it's in the midwest. It's about as good as you'll find (I'm pretty sure).
Teri Bristol is this chick that spins as partners with this other girl Psycho Bitch. They aren't too bad. Some hard house, a lot of commercial stuff. Think Denny Tsettos-ish (except maybe not as good-but still OK).
Good luck in Chicago.

Does anyone know about Studio 6/Tru in AC? What are the hours it's open? Is it 24 hours? What about music, crowd, etc? I've moved down to South Jersey and my be ready to cut the apron string from the NYC clubs and try something a little different. Any help would be appreciated.

Did you move to Chicago? It's not too bad. I can tell you about Crobar. It's a little smaller than the one in NYC, but it's not too bad considering it's in the midwest. It's about as good as you'll find (I'm pretty sure).
Teri Bristol is this chick that spins as partners with this other girl Psycho Bitch. They aren't too bad. Some hard house, a lot of commercial stuff. Think Denny Tsettos-ish (except maybe not as good-but still OK).
Good luck in Chicago.

11 pm-7 am (or so)

How in the world did you make your tits grow since last year? (Let me guess) In other pics, you look flat as a pancake.