mizlissa

Were completely dry as I was driving home last night around 1:30. Why? There was something going on in the Liquid Lounge that plastered a permanent smile on my face for about 2 hours straight. Todd n Hoska, I have never had so much fun on a Monday. I wish today was Monday again, heeeck, every day should be Monday! Walking in and spotting Hoska started the smile. I bum rushed him and I believe I frightened him a little with the whole "It's HOSKA!" :bear hug: thing, but he seemed better after the slimer shots and that little trip outside with Chaser to "listen to music". Then I got to watch the diva werk it, it's been awhile, I forgot how much fun Todd is to watch. Everything he played kept the euphoria locked in place. You n Karla are soldiers, bro, ya gotta thank her for introducing me to the Monkey in the Tree drink... or was it Tree Monkey? Did it even have to do with Monkeys? Well, it should have. Hoska hopped on the decks and had us screamin his name, baby, and we weren't the only ones, that room ate him right up. 1am came and no one was budging, the door dude had to snap his fingers in front of our faces and tell us to leave, we somehow didn't notice the bright fluorescent lights blazing at us. I definitely could have stayed there until.. well, now. Mariah, Jenny and I have decided that we are not only Groovefire Groupies and Tweakettes, we are now also Hoska's Official Mascots. We WILL be sponsoring all above parties squished onto whatever small pieces of clothing we can find for Zion. If it won't fit on the clothes, it's goin on the skin. We are currently selling advertising space for anyone interested. Still smiling. Thanks guys.

I did the splits when I fell, I was told. I have never done the splits. I tried once when I was like 6 at most likely my most limber and wanted to cry. Musta been some fall.

I wish me n jules coulda gone to da party. Nothin better on a Sunday morning than a bowl of 40 proof jello. Boobies next time tell us whats goin on, chica, "Stoppin by a friends house real quick" sounded like you were picking up something you left there... we woulda hopped in jules car to meet ya! We woulda never lasted 3 more hours at the Diplomat, you guys are nuts, I would have had have gone crosseyed if I watched the sweaty dude who must have been filming a workout video live do the same routine for the 253rd time. And the water bottle in his back pocket never budged. We were SO ready to go somewhere though after ya got out, instead we were surrounded by the AbUv crew for hours on end. It was a fun weekend, though. Nice to meet ya girlies , I was in my fav black hooker boots with a short skirt, I'm sure no one will remember names. Thanks for lettin us crash, Ras.

A whole flock flew by mine. Or would it be a herd? I'll believe it when I see it. Maybe.

I'm starting to shake, it's really time for another drink to get me safely thru this phase. Hurrrry niiiightime... who am I kidding I've got BeeR right HeeR.. tsk tsk problem solved. Pre-game starts early today. Mondays are finally good for something besides recovery. See ya tonight, groovie doobie. PS Will you please tell Hoska to make himself a little easier to stalk? Hello, cell phone, what year is he living in?

xlfag and nymeatfuk Kinda a ring to that.

Alton was def a P-I-M-P. Not ONLY did he lie to Irulan successfully about the threesome that we all heard him confess to, but he pimped his hoes right in FRONT of her constantly and still always got her to forgive him in the end by having cutesy little wrestling matches. Let this be a lesson, guys, if you ever fuck up with your girl, just let her hit you with objects and give you wedgies until she collapses in laughter and forgives you.

What, no SYT for bio? I'm thinkin that could open another huuuge can of worms, tho...

I may be a nerd, but at least I made the $20 admission to the Foxy worthwile for you.

Oh, yes. Much better. Don't give any clues out or anything, girls.

She is a sweetie.

How about gangsta? Can I say that one, too, G-dawg? I'm horribly fond of that one.

g just gave me this great idea for a new signature.

You really were cheating me with the retard thing. Your viciousness caliber is usually much higher.

You're warming up now. I knew you had it in you.

paraphrase, anyone? Ha ha, I said "Evan" instead of "Even". He's even digging into MY brain, now.

Evan that was better than just retard.

I'm glad we're clear. And retard? I just posted a pic of a breast, I was expecting some lesbian-related insults from you.

I was wondering that myself. g, that pic is not meaningless. It happens to be artwork, cleverly titled "The Breast."

Here nyis. Help?

mission accomplished without H-Bomb's help. He must be thinking of something really good.

ha so I might not be lead off in handcuffs, is what you're saying.

lol hey, we all gotta get by somehow.

are naked chicks allowed on CP or is a moderator gonna swoop in and ban me if i ever comply? Is this a trick?