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hah well, whatever i was doing got me in trouble - this is me after i got yelled at for trying to fly or whatever at 3 a.m.

i dunno wtf i'm doing...

i wish i was getting my hair done today... my highlights are wayyyy past grown out... pftt

byeeeeee byeeeeeeeeeeee beautifulllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Shit's not true.

i see fucking as something you do when you're horny and you don't wanna waste time with whispering sweet nothings into someone's ear. i see "making love" as when you're trying to romanticize the situation. that's just my $.02

that'ssssss me.... and dave - you're place is right down the block focker

kinkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

i'd go to a meetup in the city... IF i can get into it... 18+ please...

i knew that would turn you on

hahhhhh the things i would do to him aren't even legal in some states...

only if it was colin farrell...

A Funny Flirt The direct approach has never worked for you. Instead, you like to charm guys by infiltrating their own territory and getting to know them in their own environment -- like Sigourney Weaver in Gorillas in the Mist, but with beer instead of bananas. The strategy is to make yourself indispensable -- be one of the guys, make jokes, be fun to hang around with, and avoid the games girls play as much as you can. However, you're well acquainted with the danger of being one of the guys. It's that you can easily become...one of the guys. Watch out for that -- make sure people know there are breasts under that Celtics jersey. "Women like this create intimacy through what I like to call the buddy system," says Catherine Cardinal, PhD, author of The Ten Commandments of Relationships (Andrews McMeel, 2000). "You give the feeling of being in this together -- whether 'this' is a difficult situation you want to get out of, like a parking ticket, or something great, like your marriage." But when buddying up means you're not taken seriously, learn when to assert yourself. "Never underestimate the power of touch," Cardinal says. "A well-timed squeeze of the arm, pat on the shoulder, or hug reminds people that you're a force to be reckoned with. A female force." Think Cameron Diaz. She's the queen of the burping contest, yet she knows when to glam it up, and nobody ever forgets she's a girl -- because she doesn't forget it, either. that's on point....

you just HAD to go there didn't you...

i'm down with that... take some nyquil before i get on the plane and sleep the whole way through

First Name: Dina Age: 20 Birthday/Sign: June 9th / Gemini College Attending/Job: Currently attending Baruch / Unemployed Relationship Status: Taken Best Traits: Brutally Honest, Sense of Humor, Loyal, Impulsive Worst Traits: Brutally Honest, Impatient, Impulsive, Too Sarcastic Special skills/abilities: Umm... I can talk like Daffy Duck..? I'm a good cook.. Living Arrangments: Live with the man-ster... Places You've Traveled to: All the states on the east coast, Cancun, Bahamas, Eastern Europe... Hoping to hit up Western Europe next year... Regrets: Not taking school as seriously as I should... Future Plans: Graduate, Get a job and work my ass off... and SAVE MONEY

wanna squeeze me into your carry-on bag..?

hanging out with my dysfunctional family

i want bigger boobs

:laugh2: that's ANNOYING... i also hate guys that try to carry on conversations during sex.. never really believed people actually tried to talk and fuck at the same time (unless it was sex related) until i met this one guy... oofah i don't even remember what the sex was like - he was too busy telling me about something else

i had a tiny one once... not even worth talking about but yeah... he coulda fucked my belly button and i wouldna felt it... shit was smalllllllllllllllllllll.....

it says i'm not a slut.... bahahahahhahaa [[puts it as her new screensaver where mommy can see it]]

i said the same thing when i heard...

i saw neighbors once through their window... he was sittin' on a chair near the window and she was riding him wasn't all that interesting though... he was hot - chick was ugly and she had no moves i got bored after like 5 minutes

i used to be the youngest chick in a male-dominated office... got the comments all the time from the young male interns but usually brushed them off and called them losers and herbs and what-not... one day my boss heard the guys hootin'-and-hollerin' and he told them all that if he saw one more guy flirting with me he'd have them fired i remember during a meeting between the interns and the boss one of the guys tried to massage my shoulders and my boss knocked him on the knuckles with a ruler and said something along the lines of him being a pedophile (i was 17 at the time) and embarrassed him in front of everyone in the office... he was a great father figure