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i3itch

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  1. That's what poor people say to feel better about themselves.
  2. Cheese fries at 3 a.m. I'm such a fatass
  3. What if I don't have a bush?
  4. i3itch

    Catherine Bell

    I didn't realize she had such big boobies... Up and over my head
  5. Parents are in Todt Hill... I just moved to Rosebank...
  6. I can't. I need to vent. This ugly 45+ year old biatch next to me is nosy as fuck. I'm ready to give her the name of the website and have her check it out herself.
  7. My mouse for the computer at school is broken. Otherwise I'd be postwhoring bigtime
  8. i3itch

    hottest tv moms

    The mother from "Gilmore Girls" makes me wet
  9. I do it all the time. Does that make me weird? I think it's cute if a guy doesn't care enough to start belting out random songs... esp. while sitting in traffic and anyone can stare. It's a different story if you're driving 80 mph - no one really sees you do it. But in bumper-to-bumper.. Yea it's funny.
  10. #29089 I guess I'm unique... I didn't think that freakin' unique though
  11. i3itch

    Swingers Clubs

    Been invited to one with the hubby. Can't remember where it was though
  12. 40 quarters...?!
  13. Oh.. my... God... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  14. Stop stealing my thunder dammit
  15. i3itch

    Fuck me silly...

    Was there something you learned...?!
  16. i3itch

    i love ponytails

    That works better when it's the guy gripping one ponytail and gripping my hip with his other hand... Could work for spanking also but I'm not into that kind of thing
  17. It's over the computer instead of IRL Just like people have different cyber personalities and IRL personalities I know kids who act tough shit behind a computer screen but are little itty-bitty shits IRL
  18. I'm so glad you have cyber humor and don't take anything seriously *A round of a applause*
  19. :laugh: At least SOMEONE understands my retarded sense of humor...
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