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What if I don't get there at 1... ?

If I had something to WOW you with, I would

I think ... It looks like 2 smileys walking with a coffin but the "dead" person inside is smoking a cigarette... I don't know..

:laugh: :laugh: WoW I just fell outta my chair That's horrrrrrrrrible... LMAO But hysterical

Pull out even with a condom...

Not on the pill... When I'm sleeping with someone, he wears a condom all the time

Eh.. haven't they been dating for like... 4 years or more?! You would think they kinda woulda dropped hints about that Even if not on purpose

Yea my mom was telling me she was saying stuff like.. "My mom never told me to fix my bed" And I saw part of an episode where they were arguing because Nick wanted to put his bachelor furniture in a different room or something like that.. I heard she threw a temper tantrum and went shopping with mommy instead LiL Princess that she is Apparently Nick didn't know how sloppy she was until they moved in together... Which brings me to another point... Do you guys think couples should live together before they get married or are you more of an old-fashioned kind of person and think they couple should wait until they get married?

I love that song

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:laugh: Tell me you've been with a cooter that neighs..

You're an idiot... Thank you, come again

And I have a feeling this might turn into another one...

It's embarrassing but the only thing you can do is laugh about it

WOW em Wednesday's

Negatory

Dood... it goes in the same way... It comes out the same way...

You're so easy

n/m

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Were they paying to kill the cow as well...?! To make sure the steak was fresh...?!

I love the feel of raw skin better...

I think the movie's "Freida"... I didn't think they were fake though. Even if they are, they're hot

Yea I bug out like no other... PMS is noooo joke