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Can't tell cuz they're covered with sand but they look decent

Your gerbil

That sucks hun... But on a happier note... As of today, my license isn't suspended anymore

I don't have naked pics of my pimply ass and horseface on a website to be analyzed... So I decide to critize her instead

I think you three should make out...

Sorry I have a short attention span...

His voice irritates me I'm more of a Jeopardy person And that show they used to have on MTV... Ummm... Idiot Savants?!

:laugh: *Breaks out into the electric slide*

Ewffff :eek:

ATM...Haven't done it

The Replacements...?

She's hot She'd be even hotter if she were shaved

I think I'm more careful when I have my family members in the car with me.. I'll go the speed limit and I won't curse and cut off people as much But when it's just me or me and my friends I'm the same ole finger-waving, horn-honking cutter-offer maniac

You have no idea...

i'm allergic. sorry.

Tell her the pain only lasts for really a split second After that she'll only feel a little soreness I think the best position for her to be deflowered is missionary Her husband should know what to do though, right?!

first car: '91 Honda Accord first date: Back in JHS first job: Party Hostess first screenname: Can't remember... first self purchased album: Never bought one myself first funeral: Never been to one first pet: Goldfish - Brok first piercing/tattoo: Ears when I was a baby first friend: the neighborhood baby slut Julie first little kid game: Lite Brite first enemy: Joanna you fckin dirty cuntrag whore... grrr first big trip: Europe first play/musical/performance: Romeo and Juliet first sport you played: Bobbing for apples.. first band you heard of: NKOTB last good laugh: Dunno... last library book checked out: Haven't been there lately last movie seen: "Analyze That" last cuss word uttered: "...fckin dirty cuntrag whore..." last beverage drank: pepsi last food consumed: macaroni and cheese last crush: 'Cenzo last phone call: Mommy last tv show watched: ...don't remember... last time showered: this morning last shoes worn: my sneakers last item bought: 2 packs of gum and a pack of cigs last annoyance: this mosquito bite i'm still scratching last disappointment: ...dunno... last soda drank: pepsi last key used: delete last word spoken: ..shit... last sleep: last night last IM: ...dunno... last ice cream eaten: vanilla with almonds last time amused: before last time wanting to die: this afternoon last time hugged: tonight last kissed: tonight last chair sat in: this one.. last time dancing: last night...

Good luck

Hi

I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR SIG! I just noticed it now BTW... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

wow that was such a horrible visual...

:party:

Get laid already

:shake: That's just gross...