I think I'm ghetto .... I did some of those when I was younger. My mom rocked the plastic on the couches like 20 years ago, I played knuckles, taped the remote, put ed on the end of words that were already in the past tense, & I love me some kool-aid and yoo-hoo. That one about more people at your reception than wedding is dumb, there's always more people at the reception.