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And good poo-nani too... Yep, I'm not ready to right off France just yet.

Outstanding.

yo, everyone.

"Clinton is in love with the erect penis." -- Ann Coulter, This Evening with Judith Regan,FOX News Channel, February 6, 2000 "If you don't hate Clinton and the people who labored to keep him in office, you don't love your country." -- Ann Coulter, George, July 1999 (and you wonder why the magazine folded) "Let's say I go out every night, I meet a guy and have sex with him. Good for me. I'm not married." -- Ann Coulter, Rivera Live, June 7, 2000 "You want to be careful not to become just a blowhard." -- Ann Coulter,Washington Post, October 16, 1998 The Wit and Wisdom (NOT) of Ann Coulter assembled by Morrie Friendly (with a tip of the hat to Dave "Doctor" Gonzo, Washington Monthly, Media Whores Online, Mark Nash, Eschaton and Lynn Meese) Updated December 30, 2002 NEW! Check out Slanderer Gallery: Coulter Book Covers We'd Love to See! "Kwanzaa itself is a lunatic blend of schmaltzy '60s rhetoric, black racism and Marxism. Indeed, the seven 'principles'of Kwanzaa praise collectivism in every possible arena of life – economics, work, personality, even litter removal." -- Ann Coulter, TownHall.com, Dec. 26, 2002 "Well, my point is that it shows the ideological insanity of these people and how they are terrified of anyone who believes in a Being even higher than the New York Times. When you try to figure out what the Religious Right is, essentially my conclusion is that it either comes down to one man, Pat Robertson, or 80 percent of Americans, anyone who believes in God and wants his taxes cut. When you look at Pat Robertson’s positions, they are really quite moderate positions, as one would expect from a Yale Law School graduate. I may not agree with him as a conservative, but my point is they are trying to demonize Pat Robertson as some sort of horned conservative. If he didn't believe in God and go on TV and talk about it, he would be Jim Jeffords, he would be Christie Todd Whitman, I mean just in his political positions. It really shows how crazy these people are. They really are terrified of believing Christians." -- Ann Coulter to Pat Robertson, The $700 Club, Oct. 2, 2002 "[Anti-war Democrats] know that the American people support defending America, unlike them. Their real feelings are coming out as much as they can right now, which is that they're desperately dying to provide aid and support to al-Qaeda." -- Ann Coulter on WOR radio, September 21, 2002 "My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building." -- Ann Coulter to George Gurley, New York Observer, August 21, 2002 Phil Donahue: "I just want to make sure we got this right. Liberals hate America. They hate all religions except Islam. Liberals love Islam, hate all other religions." Ann Coulter: "Post 9/11." Donahue: "Well, good for you." --Donahue, MSNBC, July 19, 2002 "[in response to Mike Barnacle] I've been promoting my book today so I haven't read the [Ninth Circuit] decision [declaring the Pledge of Allegiance unconstitutional]. Perhaps there was a misunderstanding about my coming on this program to talk about my book. But I will guess that the judges who said the pledge of allegiance violates the constitution were appointed by Democrats and not Republicans I haven't looked at the decision, I haven't heard about the decision. But that's a wild guess I'm going to make.... [Later, responding to Katrina van den Heuvel] Oh, I'm just waiting to see if anyone will take any bets on me on whether the judges who wrote this decision were appointed by a Democrat or a Republican." -- Ann Coulter on MSNBC's Hardball, June 27, 2002 NOTE: The decision was rendered by Judge Alfred T. Goodwin, appointed by President Richard Milhous Nixon, 1971 Is she your kinda babe? Click on bug-eyed Ann to play the exciting new online game: Pick Up Ann Coulter! Ann Coulter: "I can tell which ones don't need to be looked at, I can tell you that. Old ladies, old black men, little children, blondes, blue eyed. Do this experiment. I've done it many times: go around wherever you are, and you can always exclude about 80% of the people there, and I know once again Congressman Honda will not tell us the other factors that are going to be so crucial in figuring out which ones the terrorists are." Rep. Mike Honda (D-CA): "You know there's another form of terrorism in the country, and that's the kind of terrorism that you spread. It's through racial profiling, and you're simply out of step." Michael "The Moralist" Medved: "Congressman Honda, do you really want to compare Ann Coulter to the people who attacked the United States on September 11? ... You want to stand by your accusation that Ann Coulter is a terrorist?" Honda: "Her comments and everything else engenders fear in people, it creates fear in people and it brings up other people who are out of step who will listen to that and turn around and target other people and were about educating people about what's the best way of proceeding and misinformation and using race as the soul ingredient is out of step." -- The Michael Medved Show, March 18, 2002 "As Mineta has endlessly recounted in interviews of late: 'I remember on the 29th of May, 1942' -- note that he remembers the day -- 'when we boarded the train in San Jose under armed guard, the military guard, I was in my Cub Scout uniform carrying a baseball, baseball glove and a baseball bat. And as I boarded the train, the MPs confiscated the bat on the basis it could be used as a lethal weapon.' "Good G-d! A guard took Mineta's baseball bat as a child, and as a result he's subjecting all of America to the Bataan Death March! Someone please give him a baseball bat." -- Ann Coulter, Jewish World Review, Feb. 28, 2002 "Ann is an illustration of how a certain kind of virulent right-wing politics is based on emotion, not reason. Almost to a one, I found that the most hateful voices on the right were venting their own deep-seated problems and frustrations. " -- David Brock, Washington Post, Feb. 26, 2002 From "Cam Kate": On [Fox News Channel's February 7th] Hannity and Colmes, Alan Colmes confronted Ann Coulter with the following statement she made at the Conservative Political Action Committee conference:"We need to execute people like John Walker in order to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed too." Coulter whined to Colmes, "I didn't know we were talking about this tonight, but now that you've sprungit on me..." but confirmed she made the comment and boasted it was a "huge hit with the audience." Colmes: "You hate liberals. You despise liberals. This is unbelievable.We should execute them to make liberals scared?" Coulter: "Right. Right!" -- Feb. 10, 2002 "When contemplating college liberals, you really regret once again that John Walker is not getting the death penalty.We need to execute people like John Walker in order to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed too. Otherwise they will turn out to be outright traitors." -- Ann Coulter, CPAC convention, February 2002 "...a cruise missile is more important than Head Start." -- Ann Coulter, Nov. 2001 speech rebroadcast by C-Span in Jan. 2002 On Islamic extremists: "We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity." -- Ann Coulter, National Review Online, September 2001 On Ted 'Perjurer General' and Barbara 'Paid Liar' Olson: "It's 'Ted and Barbara' just like it's Fred and Ginger, and George and Gracie. They were so perfect together." -- Ann Coulter, National Review Online, September 2001 Note from Morrie: She forgot "Adolf and Eva", or "Bonnie and Clyde". And I've gotta say -- I've seen Ted and his brand new curvy blonde, over-made-up squeeze in a Washington eatery. They are SO perfect together... "The presumption of innocence only means you don't go right to jail." -- Ann Coulter, Hannity & Colmes,August 24, 2001 "God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, 'Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it! It's yours.'" -- Ann Coulter, Hannity & Colmes,June 20, 2001 "I think [women] should be armed but should not [be allowed to] vote. No, they all have to give up their vote, not just, you know, the lady clapping and me. The problem with women voting -- and your Communists will back me up on this -- is that, you know, women have no capacity to understand how money is earned. They have a lot of ideas on how to spend it. And when they take these polls, it's always more money on education, more money on child care, more money on day care." -- Ann Coulter, Politically Incorrect, Feb. 26, 2001 "Women like Pamela Harriman and Patricia Duff are basically Anna Nicole Smith from the waist down. Let's just call it for what it is. They're whores." -- Ann Coulter, Salon.com, November 16, 2000 "The thing I like about Bush is I think he hates liberals." -- Ann Coulter, Washington Post, August 1, 2000 "Let's say I go out every night, I meet a guy and have sex with him. Good for me. I'm not married." -- Ann Coulter, Rivera Live, June 7, 2000 "The swing voters? I like to refer to them as the idiot voters because they don't have set philosophical principles. You're either a liberal or you're a conservative if you have an IQ above a toaster. " -- Ann Coulter, Beyond the News, FOX News Channel, June 4, 2000 "Clinton is in love with the erect penis." -- Ann Coulter, This Evening with Judith Regan,FOX News Channel, February 6, 2000 "[The] backbone of the Democratic Party [is a] typical fat, implacable welfare recipient" -- Ann Coulter, syndicated column, October 29, 1999 "[Clinton] masturbates in the sinks." -- Ann Coulter, Rivera Live, August 2, 1999 "If you don't hate Clinton and the people who labored to keep him in office, you don't love your country." -- Ann Coulter, George, July 1999 (and you wonder why the magazine folded) On Rep. Christopher Shays (D-CT) in deciding whether to run against him as a Libertarian candidate: "I really want to hurt him. I want him to feel pain." -- Ann Coulter, Hartford Courant, June 25, 1999 Another brilliant pundit forecast: "I think [Whitewater]'s going to prevent the First Lady [Hillary Clinton] from running for Senate." -- Ann Coulter, Rivera Live, March 12, 1999 "We're now at the point that it's beyond whether or not this guy is a horny hick. I really think it's a question of his mental stability. He really could be a lunatic. I think it is a rational question for Americans to ask whether their president is insane." -- Ann Coulter, Equal Time(date unspecified) "It's enough [to be impeached] for the president to be a pervert." -- Ann Coulter, The Case Against Bill Clinton(1998, Regnery) "My track record is pretty good on predictions." -- Ann Coulter, Rivera Live, December 8, 1998 To a disabled Vietnam vet: "People like you caused us to lose that war." -- Ann Coulter, MSNBC "If those kids had been carrying guns they would have gunned down this one [child] gunman. ... Don't pray. Learn to use guns." -- Ann Coulter, Politically Incorrect, December 18, 1997 "I am emboldened by my looks to say things Republican men wouldn't." -- Ann Coulter, TV Guide, August 1997 "My libertarian friends are probably getting a little upset now but I think that's because they never appreciate the benefits of local fascism." -- Ann Coulter, MSNBC, February 8, 1997

Racist unite!!

Who cares.

Ignorant.

"The last time I checked" lol.. Listen, kiddo... I hate to bust your bubble, but we haven't been a capitalist society since the great depression. Take an economics class and you'll find out that we are a "Welfare Capitalism" which is why everyone pays taxes. Haliburton is charging the government (or your parents or whoever pays taxes in your house) double for oil. That's not capitalism. That's called the fleecing of america. Now go do some homework, Son.

Yeah.. and NewsMax.com is.

Go fuck your mother Our military is streached too thin and we're not going to do it by ourselves. France, Russia, Germany could only help.

There's a thin line between having balls and being stupid.

I posted the link to the article for everyone to see, you clown. Why don't you spin yourself off of George W's cock.

This looks like fun.

This is what happens when there's no bidding process for the awarding of contracts. High Payments to Halliburton for Fuel in Iraq By DON VAN NATTA Jr. Published: December 10, 2003 The United States government is paying the Halliburton Company an average of $2.64 a gallon to import gasoline and other fuel to Iraq from Kuwait, more than twice what others are paying to truck in Kuwaiti fuel, government documents show. Halliburton, which has the exclusive United States contract to import fuel into Iraq, subcontracts the work to a Kuwaiti firm, government officials said. But Halliburton gets 26 cents a gallon for its overhead and fee, according to documents from the Army Corps of Engineers. The cost of the imported fuel first came to public attention in October when two senior Democrats in Congress criticized Halliburton, the huge Houston-based oil-field services company, for "inflating gasoline prices at a great cost to American taxpayers." At the time, it was estimated that Halliburton was charging the United States government and Iraq's oil-for-food program an average of about $1.60 a gallon for fuel available for 71 cents wholesale. Full Article

That's just it... France doesn't care, I'm sure. They do care about lost pre-war debt owed to them or reconstruction contracts that may never recieve.

But isn't that what the article that igloo posted is all about? They want to help... "Give us some contracts so we can help" but the US is banning them from getting contracts. You just contradicted yourself. Go fuck a vacuum cleaner you mindless bafoon.

Absolutely. They are going to send them for fun. It's about money. They want it just as much as our gov't.

You need to go check history. Saddam was our ally before during and after he gassed his own people in halabja. He was our ally and continued to get financial support...that means "money" to hold the line of "islamic fundamentalists" that were believed by the Regan Admin. to be spreading throughout the middleeast. (iran) Our gov't gave Saddam the key to the city after all of these mass graves of people were created. So you see mahs... you are wrong. Learn your history!!

I don't think this is anything to gloat over. If the contracts were being shared with more countries then we probably wouldn't have as many soldiers killed and injured. How rediculous is this? Make these soldiers pay with they're lives for a political move so Bush can tell France to go fuck themselves.

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I blame their rich cracker parents for not looking in on what those misguided little turds were doing. For christ sakes they were making bombs and had guns at I think 17 and 16, right? Actually, this is one of the things that I strongly disagree with Michael Moore on. Gun control. I think everyone has the right to posess a gun. I have several.

Happy Birthday, Mang!!

Thanks, Victor.