Ok this is gonna sound strange... Many moons ago, I started reading the paper on the toilet and pretty much mentally conditioned myself into needing to read something...anything while I "number 2. Wether it's a shampoo bottle, toothpaste...directions for dental floss, whatever... as long as my eyes are moving across some letters, everything comes out fine. I was recently was told that this is a "male" thing and ladies don't do that? You mean to tell me, that women don't read when there on the pooper? I know poopin is such an intimate topic and may offend some people... but it's a natural thang... Even the pope has to take a shit... I wonder what he reads on the toilet? So here's my question: Who needs to read while they...well, you know..."number 2"