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A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on South Brooklyn Tony. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then South Brooklyn Tony says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which South Brooklyn Tony replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking." South Brooklyn Tony ON MATH South Brooklyn Tony returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks the father? "The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,' I said '6,'" replies TONY. "But that's right!" says his dad. "Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'" "What's the fucking difference?" asks the father. "That's what I said!" South Brooklyn Tony ON ENGLISH South Brooklyn Tony goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" TONY says "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, South Brooklyn Tony, that's a mouthful." Little TONY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob." South Brooklyn Tony ON GRAMMAR South Brooklyn Tony was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!" The teacher replied, "Now, TONY, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is '! urinate'. Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly , and I will allow you to go." South Brooklyn Tony, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!" South Brooklyn Tony ON GRAMMAR One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully." She said, "Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher reluctantly called on South Brooklyn Tony. "Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!'" South Brooklyn Tony ON GETTING OLDER South Brooklyn Tony was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." South Brooklyn Tony replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old." The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?" South Brooklyn Tony answered, "No, he minded his own fucking business."

You do realize, that this is exactly what I was talking about... People dont click popup ads, they click around them. Just as you told this sites 10,000+ members to do. So how is that ad going to turn a profit, if you just told 10,000+ "Technological ignoramuses" to click around it. You basically went and shot your own argument in the foot. Popup ads serve to annoy. Nothing more. If banner ads dont cut it, try selling things. Shot glasses, Exclusive mix cds, t-shirts, etc. Annying your visitors could turn them off to your site, and if that happens no one is going to want to advertise with you. Because you just pissed off thier potential clientel, and your site now has 100 active people instead of 3,000

In this day and age every site has popup ads. Do they work? Do they make you money? Can you save your time and just forget about them? I can honestly say that I barely ever click on the ads, yet people are spending millions of dollars buying popup ads on other peoples sites. The one that cracks me up the most is the one that says you're the 10,434,789 visitor to that website. Why would anyone care. And yet if you click on it to claim you prize, all you get is $10 off airfare to Zimbobway. You stumble accross a popular site on the net, all of a sudden you are ambushed by at least 4 popup ads. The question is, if you were the owner of that site, would you keep them up if you were making money from them. You have worked so hard on your site, and to have it sit there and make you money. What could be better right? I disagree with the whole popup advertising scheme and beleive it will end by the year 2008. By that time, it will no longer be worth while to have popup banner advertising. Considering the fact that most browsers such as AOL and Mozilla have already built in pretty effecient popup blockers, what is to say that in a couple years, IE and Netscape follow in there footsteps to please customers and sell more copys of their software. Some testimonials from some users.... " Very annoying. Nope, never. I just close them instantly " " I don't mind them, as long as there is only one per page, and they all open in the same window " " My click is to fast to even give those wannabe popup ads a chance to load " As you see, popup ads are not a good idea. All they do is annoy visitors and potential customers. However, us webmasters understand that it is okay to use no more than one per page. Then it is off to banner advertising, eh? Article Written By : Michael Gersitz http://websitethinking.com

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The Comedy Cellar is very good... but its very small. If you're not early, you probably wont get in.

"Excuse me, sir! May I please use the corprate card to buy a popup blocker to make my browsing of clubbing websites more enjoyable ?" hahaha, yea... I dont see that going over very well.

God damn it. The Flu sucks. I have the flu and my dumb ass is at work, because I was out Friday and Monday cause I went to Boston.

A+ and Network+ dont really require classes or training as long as you have a clue. Im in the process of getting my MCSE, and CCNE along with several security certs. I've had enough of databases lol.... EVERY FUCKING DAY... So I opted to specialize in security. Much more interesting if you ask me.

Dont goto Dangerfields... I've been there like 3 times, and every fucking time its the same damn comedians. Goto Carolines Comedy Club. Its MUCH better. 1626 Broadway Between 49th St. & 50th St. 212-757-4100

I posted the same thing yesterday... and I totally agree. Its annoying as all fucking hell.

So basically unless you have a car you're beat, cause the public transportation shuts down at 2am also doesnt it ? Heh, I had my car and I was beat anyways I got so freakin lost going from BC (in chestnuthill) to the north end. Took me over an hour. *sigh* PS. The chick in the sig is Jessica Biel from 7th heaven and various other movies.

Hello from NY. I got a question for you guys. I was up in Boston this past weekend and everything was closed by 2am.. How the heck do you deal with it ? By the time I finished eating, hopped on the mass t-pike back to BC, and got dressed to go it was like 12am. Is this just not an issue cause everyones used to it ? or Does everyone goto afterhours, or some weak ass college parties (like the ones I went to. It felt like Sophmore year of HS all over again).

----------------------------------- And in the movie kids when the virgin surgeon gives those 2 girls aids... now that was pretty fucked up.

ugh, yea... I had to turn the movie off after that. I know that its fake, but thinking about that actually happening to a person... I just couldnt watch it. Its called "Curbing" btw.

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Escape now! Wow, that pop is getting highly annoying. Escape now!

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This could be a dumb question... but is it possible the person who is now producing Beyonce's videos is the same person who did the similar j-lo and shakira vidoes ? Cause that would definately account for the similar styles.

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The 3rd avenue festival

Sweet. lol. Im Nov 13th =)