When I first started clubbing, I didn't know where all the cool afterhours parties were, and I used to go to this gross crackhead party at this club called Essex on the LES...its the skeeviest place I've ever been to....anyways, there was this transvestite who looked more feminine than a lot of girls that I know, but was like 6 feet tall and decked out in this elaborate makeup like the club kids in party monster, and was totally K'd out...everyone was really buzzed and there was a really cool crowd and everyone was dancing together and talking, and she kept grabbing my arm all night and introducing me to ppl and her hands were ice cold...like there was ice in her veins...at one point, she got into a pose where it looked like she was playing red light, green light, and she mustve been in a k hole bc she stood absolutely still, not moving an inch, in the middle of the dance floor in that exact same position for at least 15 min...it was insane, i wonder if she even ended up leaving the place alive..