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tired

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  1. don't you mean "chong"? as far as that boat goes..... i thought we had enough ghettos..... now we are going to import them too??
  2. tired

    Shower anyone?

    that's her bush? i thought it was velcro
  3. -she has to be able to open a beer bottle with her teeth -light a cigarette, iron my clothes and hold the baby at the same time -has never heard of versace, louis vuitton, gucci, etc. -thinks k-mart is the greatest place on earth
  4. tired

    ugh

    sounds like more fun than anyone should ever have in a sandbox
  5. if there is a bush............... i'm out
  6. tired

    Guys

    ass all the way i love tits too but more than a mouthful is just a distraction on the way down
  7. i'm down..... but i have to trust her completely
  8. or leaning against the washing machine on spin cycle
  9. same here mami
  10. never question a pelican they are usually affiliated with south american drug lords
  11. but nixon said i could ride in the limo with him
  12. my shoes are applying for a job as a baggage screener at MIA
  13. but did the bracelet get away with it??
  14. that's nothing.... the other day my green marker ran up a 500$ phone bill to a clothing manufacturer in indonesia
  15. it's okay.... it was given a 5 star crash safety rating
  16. well, the best way to avoid wrinkles is by using startch when you iron your kangaroo
  17. if you expect me to be able to troubleshoot your toaster you are going to have to be more specific
  18. ask , he had the remote control last
  19. tired

    ?

    i suspect colon polyps
  20. as well they should, philippio.... as well they should
  21. no definitely call city of miami human resources, they handle all the illegal dumping in polk county
  22. read that today.. congrats.. good article too how is this amalia?? i see she does the sunday afterhours at priviledge, is it worth a drive up from homestead??
  23. oh shit!!! my man jimmy t..... i was planning on crobar but i might have to see if the events coordinator minds a change in plans
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