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tired

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  1. i'll bet she can drink you under the table and make one hell of a car bomb..... j/k
  2. FLAVOUR..... but yes, lots of women
  3. bullets, gunsmoke, screaming women and nbc6
  4. had to be the democratic party... or should i say homocratic
  5. tired

    Surfer bitten in half

    wow, i've watched tons of documentries on great whites and to read about them hunting together is a frightening thought... perhaps it's evolution for nature's perfect killing machine......
  6. just woke up so... assless chaps and a prada visor.... wtf happened last night?!?!?!
  7. hispanic women are a beautiful thing.... very sexy and love to take care of their man..... but they are also the most overprotective and jealous women.... so be prepared
  8. have sex with someone and tape it, label the tape "not faking it" and then mail it to him..... saw that in a movie once... that should do the trick, if it doesn't your gonna have to pay a hitman
  9. tired

    Speedos

    i got some speedos...... but they look more like board shorts than anything else
  10. i took it and was so on edge i was afraid to do anything much less work out..... nasty stuff
  11. i heard they lost their copy of 'castles in the sky' and martha stewart just sold all her shares....... you do that math
  12. irrereversible - thomas bangalter (daft punk) one word - DARK!!!! i cant stop listening to it
  13. the dolphin's underside does have a pinkish hue to it...... uh-oh
  14. "collar popping".... i take it that's flipping your collar upward on your shirt?? thought never crossed my mind......
  15. personal rule of thumb..... more than a mouthful is just a distraction on the way down
  16. in military school i was feared in the foursquare....... i'm down to bring the noise in boxball
  17. damn bling, how in the hell do you go out for so long and remember all that stuff... you carry around a notepad or something... you gotta let me know your memory secrets.... i cant remember what i did an hour ago
  18. tired

    Age you lost your "V"

    17... under a clear night sky.... we had no roof (hurricane andrew had just passed by)
  19. i think he just wants to get laid
  20. ummmmmmmmmmm no comment... it's a sticky situation... let's be honest, chances are it won't last forever so just do whatever feels good
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