aside from the fact that you idolize a complete loser.... you must be one of the coolest people i have ever seen. anybody who would be so brave on come online and insult someone they know absolutely nothing about and from such a great distance away is awesome. what are you, 12 years old and think the perfect woman is your little sisters barbie doll of whom you finger fuck dailly. or is it the weathered pieces of porno magazines that you and your little faggot friends find in the park when you play 'smear the queer' and giggle at the boobies. you suck and your faggot idol sucks and one day during your next circle jerk you'll realize that. hopefully, one day some woman will have pity for you and take your virginity so you can stop molesting the neighbor's cat. candy is a wonderful woman who is far more than just beautiful. you could only hope and pray to meet a woman half as beautiful and caring. but until then the most you could hope for is that your mother brushes up against your 'pee-pee' while she scrubs the dries shit out of your ass.