lilbarbiegirl

underwear goes inside the pants... < i just heard that song like 5 minutes ago >

i simply cant function if i don't go to the gym for like 3 days... i start going through withdrawal...

i just figured most people put models in their sigs and avatars... maybe i could be different and put a pic of me...

lol oh thats's fucking great... i feel bad for people who actually take message boards seriously... and sit crying in the corner after someone tears them apart over a 100x100 pixel picture... couldn't you at least say $3 stripper?? and how much did YOU, Mr. Professional get paid for your spectacular analysis of italianp's chin?? $3.50?? how much for you to analyze my nose?? how about my right earlobe?? can you determine my exact height and weight from my chin, Mr. Professional?? I'll give ya the three bucks if you get it right... lol

OK... Mr. Trained Professional... here is my opinion a) Overweight <PLAUSIBLE> Medusa-like face. First, I would like to know what a medusa-like face looks like, then i can tell you that YOU CANT TELL WHAT HER FACE LOOKS LIKE by looking at a piece of the chin... c) Bra giving off large cleavage <TURE> you got one right, Mr.Expert, my boobs look like that too when i put them in a $50 Victorias secret bra... also the angle at which the camera was held contributes to a,b and c...

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either way its a pretty hot dude

lol

why are you leaving it lying around in the first place??

i prefer to post something with a point, even though it may take more than 7 seconds to write... instead of posting a smiley face on every post i read to say "hey, i was here, i read it, i agree"...

it is supposed to be "like psychology"... but the teacher talks out of his ass and makes no sense whatsoever...

it is supposed to be "like psychology"... but the teacher talks out of his ass and makes no sense whatsoever...

it is supposed to be "like psychology"... but the teacher talks out of his ass and makes no sense whatsoever...

it is supposed to be "like psychology"... but the teacher talks out of his ass and makes no sense whatsoever...

test drove it a few months ago... it was alright. I didn't think much of the way it looked though, I guess it has to grow on you or something. I like the Z much better (ended up buying one)... although something is constantly wrong with it....

id be a lil scared if i take off a girl's pants an see that... i'd be like WOA THERE!!! ...i'm intimidated!! IT'S LOOKIN AT ME FUNNy!!

this is a great post: finally proof that we all don't have to look perfect!!! there's girls that like skinny guys there's girls that like average guys there's girls that like pudgy guys there's girls that like muscular guys (my man needs to spend more time in the gym than i do, for example) does this go the other way though?? come on guys speak up?? i know there's guys who hate skinny girls i know there's guys that hate big girls what's just right??

anal is a bit much first thing in the morning!

i got rid of my nextel for t-mobile... nextel don't work anywhere i need it to work and was such a fucking pain in the ass... also my bill was always like $150 a month... it was ridiculous!! t-mobile isn't that much better, but at least i don't pay that much. If everyone you know has it, it's fun, but it gets annoying after a little while.

people need to learn how to drive!! that's what makes the commute long... 1. the last thing i need at 7 in the morning is to be stuck in traffic because some asshole is trying to back out of the EZpass lane... and no one us letting him, so he's taking up like 3 lanes, while i need to get across the fucking bridge!!! 2. if there is a police car on the other side of the road (with a divider between the two sides), that does not automatically mean slow down to 45 mph... as far as I know, police cars do not yet have the ability to fly, so he ain't gonna get ya!! Speed the fuck up!! 3. if there is any vehicle on the side of the road/ highway with amber lights... someday people will realize that... they're fixing a pothole or mowing the grass, why do people feel the need to slow down and check this out... it may sound stupid, but when you sit in traffic for half and hour and then realize it was all because 2 men on the SIDE of the road planting azaleas... that's ridiculous!! 4. same goes for disabled vehicles that are like 50 feet away from the side of the road, but yet everyone has to look at what's going on 5. towtrurcks, acidents, people getting pulled over: unless they're smack in the middle of a highway, there's no need to slow down.... a cop is not going to leave an accident an pull you over, nor is he going to leave the guy he just pulled over to pull you over... how is it that something like this can cause 3 lanes of cars to all of a sudden slow down to 40mph... 6. now if any of the above occur while the weather is acting up... YOU ARE SIMPLY NOT GETTING TO WORK... or whatever your reason for driving in the morning...

hmmm.. 3rd base, lil league field... terrible, there was grass up my ass

I LOVE CHUCKY!!!! I used to have a Chucky doll as a kid.. he had a knife and shit and my sisters were terrified... I thought he was cute!! this movie should be interesting... although the last one was terrible, it's still fun to see that doll in action, lol

know how you feel... 20 hours to go before Personality Development midterm is due and i gotta make sense of 2 months of material and write a 10 page paper on something I can't even pronounce...

how about -do not run up the stairs, do not hide in the bedroom/bathroom/closet, simply run out of the house and e go as fast as you can in the direction of the nearest town (do not run into the forest... this will not help) -it's 2004 already... if you're driving around some scary town or exploring the woods near some haunted mansion... why the fuck don't you have a cell phone????