drdoom

Stop being such a bad sport.

We trashed you guys in Florence this past January, 4-1. We're missing Nesta, but we'll still seal the deal.

I love Henry Rollins. hahahaha

I would love to bend you over the grill.

This is coming from somone who rates "George is On" as a musical masterpiece for the ages?

Nope. I'm really starting to suck at life.

Cool, what can I bring?

Don't worry, they often stop themselves.

Slippery pitch!

The only good reason to have a 11102 zip code.

LA-Late, stop being such a bandwagon bitch. Your knowledge of Italian soccer is worse than your inability to type and mack in Italian to guidettes who relocated from the Jersey board into "Bump". Moreover, why aren't you in Italy's starting lineup? Too busy and tired from banging Monica Bellucci on your brand new Maserati?

"Phantom"? Fuck you. From Euro 2000 to WC 2006, Serbia always shines.

I love that douche commentator Marcello Balboa. Throughout the first half, he was stating that Beckham is a warrior - more than just a pretty face. Yeah he's so fucking hard - the vagina gets substituted a few minutes into second due to "dehydration". Good call Marcello!

It gets you bloated too.

Do you ever browse through the Sports Board?

How Ronaldo got the nod ahead of Adriano floors me. Actually fuck that, how he even got called up into the squad ahead of Julio Baptista and Ricardo Oliveria confuses me. And before you all start, a good meaningless game against a lackluster Japan and one decent play against Ghana, doesn't justify jackshit.

Dude wtf is wrong w/ you for putting Luigi Di Biagio in the same fucking sentence w/ Maldini and Baggio? That's like me saying that Franco Baresi, Claudio Gentile and Marco Materazzi are all legendary Italian defenders.

I can't deny that it was fucking great going to their bars and clubs in Astoria and Little Brazil to watch their games. The women grind with you while watching the tube.

hahahahahahahah....BAD LOSERS TOO Hey WarpdriveNYC - Seu pai é um viado filho da puta! Vou te estuprar com um abacaxi, sua bicha safada!

What's your measurements? Height, weight, etc.?

So I don't get it. You're Argentinian, but you're black (via Stacey Dash comparison)?

Do you have AOL IM? You need to come into the Argentina chat.

So are we a go?