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a man was jogging along a beach and he sees a girl with no arms and no legs crying he goes up to the girl and asks why she's crying she says she's never been hugged before so the guy picks her up and gives her a hug as he goes to leave, she starts crying again he asks her what's wrong and she says she's never been kised so he picks her up and gives her a kiss as he goes to leave again, she starts crying so again he asks her what's wrong she says she's never been fucked before so he picks her up and throws her in the water and says "Now your fucked" :laugh:

portishead...live from roseland puttin dj shadow on next

I was getting dressed too and my mom saw it...she was shocked...it was sooo big though..I looked like I got beat up

can't sleep either.....i hate it....gotta be up early too....but I find that when I stay up late and get up early, it's really easy to wake up....but by 3 I crash hard

I had a hicky on my tit that lasted for 3 weeks!!! it changed colors so many times...my own rainbow

nice....it's kinda scary that I went to college..I'm such a grammatical delinquent

nice....bet they got awesome restaurants over there....I love italian...and I love to eat

I'm gonna write a book....it was suggested to me a long time ago...maybe I'll do it...

i llive with a bunch of overweight women that eat lots of fried chicken (augh)....so it's not easy to lose weight here....it sucks

of course...leaving is always an option whether it's internet date or not....

also a book called "nothing in this book is true, but it's exactly how things are"...check it out

great book !!!! anything by burroughs is good....or hunter s. thompson

ok....when I got clean I gained mad weight...I went from 115 to 155....whoa...it happened fast too...like 3 months. It's so much easier to gain than lose. I hate diets

ellen is very lucky...portia's beautiful....definately a good catch and an improvement from anne heche

i never said anything about it being bad.....from the story it sounds like she was askin for it.....it's just wrong that this kid went through with it.....lol....it's some funny shit though

lol.....could be...........

stemfast diet works wonders.......crack eats cellulite.....i swear

meeting someone in person makes it easier to assess them....I think if they have a picture of the unibomber or David Berkowitz, it might raise a red flag or 2....maybe..I dunno

oh shit!!! :laugh: ain't that the truth

alright..I wasn't sure about that though..that's why I asked.....I never know what is really true on commercials nowadays cause most of the time you see the small print on the bottom that says they are just actors.....so I wasn't sure about eharmony

my sentiments exactly

thanks....you can't win these days..breathing causes cancer...what has this world come to

what about that commercial on tv ..I forget what it's called but they show a bunch of couples that met through this dating service....I think they're actors....but I dunno seems kinda desperate to me they must be hermits and never leave their homes if they have to get a wife or husband through a service like that

lol.....take more naps if you can.....it helps

whoa....using a credit leaves a trail...plus I doubt it's real ephedra, but stacker 2 is the only thing that still has ephedra in it...they took that shit off the market, so it must be leftovers. The credit thing is not a good idea.....they still sell ephedra down south legally at truck stops...I saw it recently.... You gotta think if it's really worth the risk....your choice