growinupjersey

its a long story, these guys have been riding my jock since I pulled into town. A funeral director has more personality then them.

thats right........ Everyone wants to take cheap shots at your when your on top. Dont try and steal my fan base "Cokedup" and dont hate cuz all your personality went up your fuckin nose. Now sit back and enjoy the fuckin show. One more out burst like that and security will throw you out of here.

sweeeeeeppped these fuckin shit eaters right under the rug!!!. I fuckin love it.

hahahahahhaha......hey wait..................go get your face fucked asshole!

WTF, Budapest??? well have fun staying inside a clay house in some run down village eating rice and beans with your fuckin fingers.

interesting way to put it. You....uhhhhhh....sure your didnt take that E??

way to fucking packed, seriously what fun is it when its crowded like that?? I need atleast 2 feet of space around me so i can do the running man without bumping into people. When the clubs let 18 year olds in it gets way to crowded. Lets keep it 21 and up please, thanks.

hahahahahahahaa oh...

im just fuckin around guy. Im actually far from a "big boy" myself, im only 5'7 160lbs. I think when my dad fucked my mom most of me ended up dripping down her leg.

yeah i was there last week. Very cold, clamy, dark, and cob webs all over the fuckin place.

Djs like Steven Zor who played a good party at the tunnel and another dj I can remember, Ricky Corbo who use to play a decent party at webster hall stepped in shit so to speak. They either knew the head promoter or they were suckin his dick to get a main room gig on a weekly basis. They have no draw and are really nothing more then an average DJ. So once the party ends after a couple years they are back to living in moms basement. So if you are looking for Zor i sugest you call his parents house.

well i have some advice if your under 21 and want to party with the big boys. When approaching the door guy, if your a chick flash some tit or even show some gash. If your a dude...........well hey..........sucking dick isnt gay unless you enjoy it. Maybe ill see ya around, dont be afraid to say hi.

I think its great! Now the guys in Miami can find out how it feels to pick up a chick at Sound Factory. Take her home then find out she has a fucking dick.

hey well atleast i got into crobar, hahaha I think they had the system cranked the loudest its ever been. Its now 8pm sunday night and my ears are still ringing. I dont ever remember it being this bad.

get a large coffee light and sweet from dunkin doughnuts. Then go buy a pack of newports. Drink the coffee and smoke a couple cigs. Then take a real nice shit and you should be good bro.

yeah hurry up and get those pics.......uh...uh....im about to cum!!!!

yeah what about hair gel??? Are they banning that on busses to???

"woo oh no theres a party over here. woo oh no the parties over there" hey uh uh heyyy heyy hands in the air. put your hands up in the air put your hands up in the air and BOUNCE......TO...THE....BEAT

well if thats the case ill be going to crobar next time disguised in my Armani Exchange bullet proof vest.

Yeah i dont mind the security team missing an 8 ball of coke, or a 50 pack of pills here and there. But a fucking gun?? Cmon......thats fucking scary.

Ever since i broke up with my girlfriend i have been beating my stock....

I have a Riddle...............Why does that guy continue to make a fool out of himself everyweek on the radio??? His tracks......ill give him props, but hes a radio DJ he should be getting all the hot shit. But the fucking dude cant mix a drink.

Look.....when i go out im looking to get drunk off my ass and get laid. Im not going to write about the 8 girls that dissed me and the fat one with acne that bought my bullshit lines. Im not going to subject myself to such embarrasment.

great now ticket prices will go up another 10$ and they'll start being cheap. Like buying red horse instead of red bull. And booking John Kerry instead of John Digweed, Carl Pavano instead of Carl Cox, or Danny Bonaduce instead of Danny Taneglia. I know exactly where this is going.

first off i wouldnt feel sorry for a guy whos got 500 million in the bank. Second, im not jewish so i really dont give a shit.