dgmodel Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 how come you lie on the couch, but you lie in bed??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 because the bed usually has "covers"hense IN instead of ON... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brickhouse Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 Yeah, well how come you "take a dump" even though you really leave it??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 Originally posted by brickhouse Yeah, well how come you "take a dump" even though you really leave it??? lmao!!!!!what kind of logic is this guys?!?!?! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 Originally posted by brickhouse Yeah, well how come you "take a dump" even though you really leave it??? I don't know... but the phrase "dropping a deuce" makes sense... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 Originally posted by joeg I don't know... but the phrase "dropping a deuce" makes sense... Or dropping the kids off at the pool....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highmay Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 Originally posted by dgmodel how come you lie on the couch, but you lie in bed??? that made no sense you fucking moron...present tense: liepast tense: layyou're such a degenerate...you should hang yourself...anyone with as inefficient english as you possess shouldn't have the right to life...take your Audi A4 and drive into a brick wall at 100 mph...let's see how shiny those rims are after that...fuckin retard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted May 13 Author Report Share Posted May 13 how come you "Have"sex but "Make" love... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted May 13 Author Report Share Posted May 13 Originally posted by highmay that made no sense you fucking moron...present tense: liepast tense: layyou're such a degenerate...you should hang yourself...anyone with as inefficient english as you possess shouldn't have the right to life...take your Audi A4 and drive into a brick wall at 100 mph...let's see how shiny those rims are after that...fuckin retard you're an idiot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highmay Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 Originally posted by dgmodel you're an idiot... and you're a moron...6 of one, half a dozen of the other...STFUâ„¢ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted May 13 Author Report Share Posted May 13 jealousy breeds enemies...STFUâ„¢ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highmay Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 Originally posted by dgmodel jealousy breeds enemies...STFUâ„¢ and your mom is breeding your future half brother...i think we're gonna call him highmay, jr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 How come you drive on the parkway, but park in the driveway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 if 7-11 is open 24/7/365.....then why do they have locks on the door????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted May 13 Author Report Share Posted May 13 if highmay is gay, why does he pretend to have sex with my mother??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piefesces Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellinita Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.EVER WONDERWhy the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?------------------In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).On a bag of Fritos:.You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would behow???....)On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)?On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....)On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)?On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."(now,somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet,eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."(..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 Well damn ellinita lol:tongue: Didnt quoth just post something about the black box and airplane thing??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellinita Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 Originally posted by destiny779 Well damn ellinita lol:tongue: Didnt quoth just post something about the black box and airplane thing??? yes actually..... and some1 responded by saying the material was to heavy and a heavier engine would be needed i think.... correct me if I'm wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 Originally posted by ellinita yes actually..... and some1 responded by saying the material was to heavy and a heavier engine would be needed i think.... correct me if I'm wrong. Yea I think you're right:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobross Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 Originally posted by dgmodel if highmay is gay, why does he pretend to have sex with my mother??? if someone who makes art is called an artist, why arent racecar drivers called racists? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 why is a pair of jeans one item?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellinita Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 Originally posted by ghhhhhost why is a pair of jeans one item?? lol....yea.... I've always wondered about that too.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brickhouse Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 Originally posted by ellinita 1. Only in America......I LAAAAVE THIS CAUNTRY HEH *snort* HEH *snort* HEH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellinita Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 Originally posted by brickhouse I LAAAAVE THIS CAUNTRY HEH *snort* HEH *snort* HEH :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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