quoth Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 <---------- Left-Handed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr0ne Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 i write with my left, jerk off and play guitar with my right. i guess im ambidextrous like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJGaryMatthews Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 <~~~~~RIGHT HANDEDbut i wont hesitate to slap u around with my left if necessary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr0ne Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 Originally posted by xtcgspot <~~~~~RIGHT HANDEDbut i wont hesitate to slap u around with my left if necessary forgot about that one. i always punch someone out with my left hand. much stronger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJGaryMatthews Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 Originally posted by dr0ne forgot about that one. i always punch someone out with my left hand. much stronger. LOL. i was just bein stupid. and that was directed towards quoth. i cant do shit with my left hand. throw like a girl with my left, jerking off just doesnt feel right, and i cant write for shit either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted June 27 Author Report Share Posted June 27 weird story....when i was a young lad i first jerked off with my right-hand....yet im left-handed...yet strangely enough...over time...i went with the left.....guess im ambidextrous as well lol.Gary: eat my fuckin shit and tell me if you can taste the metamucil. :tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr0ne Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 Originally posted by quoth weird story....when i was a young lad i first jerked off with my right-hand....yet im left-handed...yet strangely enough...over time...i went with the left.....guess im ambidextrous as well lol.Gary: eat my fuckin shit and tell me if you can taste the metamucil. :tongue: so i take it you jerk off with your left. what kind of a freak are you. that's like having another guy jerk you off. i think its illegal in most states too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted June 27 Author Report Share Posted June 27 Originally posted by dr0ne so i take it you jerk off with your left. what kind of a freak are you. that's like having another guy jerk you off. i think its illegal in most states too. wanna come over later? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr0ne Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 Originally posted by quoth wanna come over later? only to empty out the piss pan. and thats it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted June 27 Author Report Share Posted June 27 Originally posted by dr0ne only to empty out the piss pan. and thats it. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!! Why are you short changing me???Every muthafuckin time you come over you always empty out my jizz pan in your mouth and now yer only gonna empty the piss pan???WHAT THE FUCK KINDA MALE HOMSEXUAL ESCORT/NURSING HOME SERVICE DO YOU RUN???? :mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr0ne Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 Originally posted by quoth WTF!!!!!!!!!!!! Why are you short changing me???Every muthafuckin time you come over you always empty out my jizz pan in your mouth and now yer only gonna empty the piss pan???WHAT THE FUCK KINDA MALE HOMSEXUAL ESCORT/NURSING HOME SERVICE DO YOU RUN???? :mad: damn how fucking cool would that be if it was a chick escort though. like you're fucking 90 years old, need help to take a piss and shit.....some pornstar escort wet wild nurse bitch would come in everyday, take your temperature, check the IV drip, give you some viagra, blow you......that's a great way to die. hopefully they'll have that by the time i'm that old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted June 27 Author Report Share Posted June 27 Originally posted by dr0ne damn how fucking cool would that be if it was a chick escort though. like you're fucking 90 years old, need help to take a piss and shit.....some pornstar escort wet wild nurse bitch would come in everyday, take your temperature, check the IV drip, give you some viagra, blow you......that's a great way to die. hopefully they'll have that by the time i'm that old. yea no doubt..thats why Hugh Hefner's THA MAN!!But yo..even fuckin Jack LaLaine..you seen that motherfucker?? He is like 88 yrs old and fuckin in better shape then me!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codica3 Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 <~~~~ Right handed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t0nythelover Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 lefty baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted June 28 Author Report Share Posted June 28 Originally posted by t0nythelover lefty baby COCKSUCKER WHERES MY CAN OPENER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klohe Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max3 Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 We live in a society that favors the righty. I had a mean grade school teacher( talk about a wicked witch) 70 year old English teacher Ms. Barry who used to snatch my pencil out of my left hand, and force it into my right, everytime she saw me writing with my left. But it turned out that I would return to using my left, probably because it was a habit or I was just a stubborn anti-social, passive aggressive brat. For punishment I was made to stand in front of class for 2 hours at a time, and other times I was sent to the corner. How do you like that for being a born lefty.Well, lefties are more in control of the creative right side of the brain, so the theory goes. That makes sense with me. So I always wrote with my left, but have a couple of good uses with my right, when called for. I can write with my right too now, but slower( maybe, thanks to that sadist bitch Ms. Barry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klohe Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Originally posted by max3 We live in a society that favors the righty. I had a mean grade school teacher( talk about a wicked witch) 70 year old English teacher Ms. Barry who used to snatch my pencil out of my left hand, and force it into my right, everytime she saw me writing with my left. my brother is a lefty and his teacher used to do that too!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max3 Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Originally posted by klohe my brother is a lefty and his teacher used to do that too!!!! Left (instead of rite) on:blown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randall16 Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 righty...the world is greared tward righties.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.Schwartz Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Yeah I'm a Righty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wahoo Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Dominant lefty according docs....write, eat, throw, kick lefty, altho thru cultural bs i used to eat righty and still do....but learned how to write w/righty mostly because if a class was boring would practice writing to entertain myself w/right...yeah boring fuck...but hey wasn't there a president who could like write english righty and write latin lefty simulataneously...that was my goal...2 languages at same time!!!! boring mofo ain't I? (don't answer) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronalds Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 southpaw over here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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