hoke Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 I'll start:"What the fuck?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 "...and they give you cash which is just as good as money..."-Yogi Beara, Aflac commercialgets me everytime...and no it's not an expression but it's freakin hilarious...here...how 'bout..."Not for nothing but..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoke Posted August 26 Author Report Share Posted August 26 "I could care less..."(should be "I couldn't care less," but lots of people get it wrong...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 "Whats up?"my reply - "Hopefully most planes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 . . . This thread . . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoke Posted August 26 Author Report Share Posted August 26 Originally posted by phuturephunk . . . This thread . . . . . . Dear Mr. Phunk,Thank you expressing interest in my thread. Unfortunately, after reviewing your contribution, I regret to inform you that your abilities do not match my current needs. I encourage you to visit any number of other threads that might be more suited to your particular skills set.Best of luck in your future enterprises.Sincerely,Mr. Hoke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 same difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyh Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 ~"sweating like a pig" pigs physically cant sweati'm sure there are more that i just cant think of rite now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingartur Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Holla,I fucking hate hearing that:blown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjr203 Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 "be yourself" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Originally posted by hoke Dear Mr. Phunk,Thank you expressing interest in my thread. Unfortunately, after reviewing your contribution, I regret to inform you that your abilities do not match my current needs. I encourage you to visit any number of other threads that might be more suited to your particular skills set.Best of luck in your future enterprises.Sincerely,Mr. Hoke . . . . . . that was beautiful man . . . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 "dont look a gift horse in the mouth""have your cake and eat it too""yo"and phatman i dont know about you but i HATE yogi berra... i hope he drops already... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Originally posted by dgmodel and phatman i dont know about you but i HATE yogi berra... i hope he drops already... i hate him for a personal reason...i waited on him years ago at a benefit and he was a scumbag...so yes, i hope he drops as well...almost as annoying as phil rezzutti (spell.) and the money store......this makes sense but i still hate it..."I beg your pardon."...no one likes a beggar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoke Posted August 26 Author Report Share Posted August 26 Originally posted by dgmodel "dont look a gift horse in the mouth""have your cake and eat it too"I think those two make sense... *shrug* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Originally posted by phuturephunk . . . . . . that was beautiful man . . . . . . . Watch out now phunk.....we don't want people getting pissed off and start whining about it incessantly now do we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Originally posted by djjonstephen Watch out now phunk.....we don't want people getting pissed off and start whining about it incessantly now do we? . . no no, i really did mean that . . That was a good comeback to what I said .. .it's all in the big show . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Originally posted by phuturephunk . . no no, i really did mean that . . That was a good comeback to what I said .. .it's all in the big show . . . . . Alrighty then.....no drama intended I gatherGood for you...you're a true humanitarian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksteadyct Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 it never makes sense when people ask me..Can I borrow some money? orHow many pills do you have left?the answer is always the same.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 Originally posted by hoke I think those two make sense... *shrug* HOW?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shugabooga Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 "can i get a case quarter?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shugabooga Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 also it took me forever to get "waste not, want not" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 Originally posted by shugabooga "can i get a case quarter?" lol... i get that all the time by the muni-meters... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoke Posted August 27 Author Report Share Posted August 27 Originally posted by dgmodel HOW?!?!? "Never look a gift horse in the mouth": One way to determine a horse's health is to look at its teeth and gums. To look a gift horse (i.e. a horse that's been given to you) in the mouth is a sign of ingratitude. The saying basically means that you shouldn't be overly critical of things that are given to you for free."You can't have your cake and eat it too": Owning a piece of cake and eating it are two mutually exclusive states -- you can't have one and still have the other. So this saying is used to point out situations where you can't have the best of both worlds -- you have to make a sacrifice in one direction or the other.Am I making sense? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wideskies Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 Originally posted by dgmodel HOW?!?!? i think i can explain the "gift horse" one; it's an old saying having to do with how to accept gifts graciously. someone correct me if i'm a trifle off-base...one looks at a horse's teeth to determine his age. the older the horse, the less he's worth (because he has less 'work' in him).when a person gives you a gift, it is considered inconsiderate to criticize or question the gift. for example, if someone were to give you his horse and the first thing you did would be to immediately peek in the horse's mouth to get a glimpse at his teeth, it would be indicating a desire to question the gift's worth and you would be ignoring the generosity and/or feelings of the giver.it's like opening a birthday present from your grandma and, instead of thanking her for the pink knitted sweater, you curl your lip and exclaim "that's disgusting!" and throw it behind the sofa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wideskies Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 STOP IT, HOKE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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