chula22 Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.5. You hear your favourite song on an elevator.6. You watch the Weather Channel.7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you.ANY MORE TO ADD? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 :laugh: :laugh: hahha, thats great!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lore69 Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 :laugh: oh shyt.... great job chula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReginaP Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 *sigh* it's unfortunate how many of those are true, really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mssabina Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 22 of those DON'T apply to me... lol i still have a way to go before i grow up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brooklynkid Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 Great...19 of these apply to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 u mean $4 wine really isnt the good stuff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wideskies Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 apparently, i've been an adult most of my life. seriously though, it looks like i'm adult M-F, and not yet an adult on a good number of my weekends.... although i've NEVER liked elevator music! >;] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 I guess I still have some growing up to do.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barvybe Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 I'm Peter Pan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faith11878 Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 :laugh: I miss those long naps in the day before going to class or going out . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solbeam Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 damn I feel old... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LavenderMenace Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 Originally posted by barvybe I'm Peter Pan Originally posted by chula22 6. You watch the Weather ChannelDude, we're fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 Originally posted by chula22 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.. . . Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! . . . doh! . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barvybe Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 Originally posted by LavenderMenace Dude, we're fucked. but the tropical updates are so cool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 :laugh: i guilty of 19 of them especially the elevator musicand calling the cops on my loud neighbors:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 lmao this is list is sooo true... im such an old fuck...left to right:Ghhhhhost, NycMuzikY2k, Fineones, DGMODEL <with the goofy face>, that crazy cowboy Apples, Gabo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 wow, i can't identify with like, most of those.w00h00!i haven't grown up!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzojournilist Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 Originally posted by chula22 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you. lolI turn 26 next month and i'm planning to party 3 weekends out of 4 like it was 1994 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 this is also my sign that im growing upwhen i was younger i would party til 6amgo homesleep for an hour and go to classnow if i go out during the weekim in the clublooking at my watchtalking to myself saying okay its2am if i leave know i can still get 4hrs and 22mins of sleepshowermy train ride is 25 mins(i can get some sleep))on my lunch break(go to sleep in one of the stalls)go back to sleep on the train ride home(hope I dont miss my stop)and bitch and moan im never going out ever again during the week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chula22 Posted September 19 Author Report Share Posted September 19 Originally posted by reenichole this is also my sign that im growing upwhen i was younger i would party til 6amgo homesleep for an hour and go to classnow if i go out during the weekim in the clublooking at my watchtalking to myself saying okay its2am if i leave know i can still get 4hrs and 22mins of sleepshowermy train ride is 25 mins(i can get some sleep))on my lunch break(go to sleep in one of the stalls)go back to sleep on the train ride home(hope I dont miss my stop)and bitch and moan im never going out ever again during the week. HAHAHAHAHA! OH CHIT! That is exactly why i stopped going out on work nights. The stress and horror of it all! I could never truelly(Is that right by the way?) enjoy myself if im watching the clock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotcheme Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 only 9 apply and some have always been true for me. i think i have a long time before i decide to grow up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 Originally posted by chula22 HAHAHAHAHA! OH CHIT! That is exactly why i stopped going out on work nights. The stress and horror of it all! I could never truelly(Is that right by the way?) enjoy myself if im watching the clock. but yet all the good parties are during the week:mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chula22 Posted September 19 Author Report Share Posted September 19 Originally posted by reenichole but yet all the good parties are during the week:mad: HOW TRUE THAT IS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 and 99.9% percent of them start at 10pm.wtf is up with THAT?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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