nSyNcBaBy Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Facts on Figures: There are 3 billion women who don't look like >supermodels and only eight who do. > >Marilyn Monroe wore a size 14. > >If Barbie was a real woman, she'd have to walk on all fours due to her >proportions. > >The average woman weighs 144 lb. and wears between a 12-14. > >One out of every four college aged women has an eating disorder. > >The models in the magazines are airbrushed -- not perfect! > >A psychological study in 1995 found that three minutes spent looking at a >fashion magazine caused 70% of women to feel depressed, guilty,and >shameful. > >Models twenty years ago weighed 8% less than the average woman. >Today they weigh 23% less.>~Beauty of a Woman~ >The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, >The figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair. >The beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes, >Because that is the doorway to her heart, >The place where love resides. >The beauty of a woman Is not in a facial mole, >But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. >It is the caring that she lovingly gives, >The passion that she shows. >The beauty of a woman >With passing years -- only grows. >> > > An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is >nothing," on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it >correctly. > The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." >The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing." > > > >The Images of Mother >4YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mommy can do anything! >8 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot! >12 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mother doesn't really know quite everything. >14 YEARS OF AGE ~ Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either. >16 YEARS OF AGE ~ Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned. >18 YEARS OF AGE ~ That old woman? She's way out of date! >25 YEARS OF AGE ~ Well, she might know a little bit about it. >35 YEARS OF AGE ~ Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion. >45 YEARS OF AGE ~ Wonder what Mom would have thought about it? >65 YEARS OF AGE ~ Wish I could talk it over with Mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littledick333 Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 women rule! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aenimarulz Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 I was had one of those "fat and disgusted with myself" days! I needed that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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girly Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 The Images of Mother >4YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mommy can do anything! >8 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot! >12 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mother doesn't really know quite everything. >14 YEARS OF AGE ~ Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either. >16 YEARS OF AGE ~ Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned. >18 YEARS OF AGE ~ That old woman? She's way out of date! >25 YEARS OF AGE ~ Well, she might know a little bit about it. >35 YEARS OF AGE ~ Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion. >45 YEARS OF AGE ~ Wonder what Mom would have thought about it? >65 YEARS OF AGE ~ Wish I could talk it over with Mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by littledick333 women rule! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magellanmax Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Er.. ummm....excuse me !.....Hate to be a wet blanket.....ummm... me, my bros and dad have a little to say about the issue...but.. umm.. we gotta eat Thanksgiving dinner and umm...er.. Never mind, dont wanna start drama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Good stuff Linabina ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 >~Beauty of a Woman~ >The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, >The figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair. >The beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes, >Because that is the doorway to her heart, >The place where love resides. >The beauty of a woman Is not in a facial mole, >But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. >It is the caring that she lovingly gives, >The passion that she shows. >The beauty of a woman >With passing years -- only grows. >> > > The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." >The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing." > > > >The Images of Mother >4YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mommy can do anything! >8 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot! >12 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mother doesn't really know quite everything. >14 YEARS OF AGE ~ Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either. >16 YEARS OF AGE ~ Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned. >18 YEARS OF AGE ~ That old woman? She's way out of date! >25 YEARS OF AGE ~ Well, she might know a little bit about it. >35 YEARS OF AGE ~ Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion. >45 YEARS OF AGE ~ Wonder what Mom would have thought about it? >65 YEARS OF AGE ~ Wish I could talk it over with Mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LogiKandReasoN Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 I love how every couple months one of you gynos will post a 'chick feelgood' thread like this and all the hens in the house will give the high-fives an' right-ons then promptly go back to calling anything less than airbrushed perfect, fat..The fairer of sexes never ceases to amuse me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted February 6 Author Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by LogiKandReasoN I love how every couple months one of you gynos will post a 'chick feelgood' thread like this and all the hens in the house will give the high-fives an' right-ons then promptly go back to calling anything less than airbrushed perfect, fat..The fairer of sexes never ceases to amuse me my bf says it best "i understand enough about women not to try to understand them"take his advice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LogiKandReasoN Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by linabina my bf says it best "i understand enough about women not to try to understand them"take his advice Oh I do, but as a male, I still like pointing out the idiocy because its just sooo foreign to me.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girly Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by LogiKandReasoN Oh I do, but as a male, I still like pointing out the idiocy because its just sooo foreign to me.. there is even more idiocy going around within the male species... LOOOOLLL.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdancer Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by girly The Images of Mother >4YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mommy can do anything! >8 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot! >12 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mother doesn't really know quite everything. >14 YEARS OF AGE ~ Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either. >16 YEARS OF AGE ~ Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned. >18 YEARS OF AGE ~ That old woman? She's way out of date! >25 YEARS OF AGE ~ Well, she might know a little bit about it. >35 YEARS OF AGE ~ Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion. >45 YEARS OF AGE ~ Wonder what Mom would have thought about it? >65 YEARS OF AGE ~ Wish I could talk it over with Mom. I like this part alot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by LogiKandReasoN Oh I do, but as a male, I still like pointing out the idiocy because its just sooo foreign to me.. Get out of this thread... either that, or we can castrate you so you'll belong here... Thanks much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LogiKandReasoN Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by tastyt Get out of this thread... either that, or we can castrate you so you'll belong here... Thanks much You know I'm right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by LogiKandReasoN You know I'm right. I know you're condescending and bitter... is it worth all that, just to be right??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LogiKandReasoN Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by tastyt I know you're condescending and bitter... is it worth all that, just to be right??? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Well then you go off to your corner to sulk and be bitter. Meanwhile I'll revel in the glory that is woman, in all her irrationality. Come one, like you wouldn't love to be able to be completely contradictory and just have people accept it, b/c that's the way "things are!" Fuck linearity and phallocentric mindframes! Fuck LOGIC and REASON, for that matter! In fact, I'm PMSing right now, I could go on and on with a list of things that can fuck off... and no one would bat an eye when I told them WHY I was doing it! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LogiKandReasoN Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by tastyt I could go on and on with a list of things that can fuck off... and no one would bat an eye when I told them WHY I was doing it! :laugh: Just as long as your realize that the only thing giving you license to do that is your vagina.Oh, and that I'm right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by LogiKandReasoN Just as long as your realize that the only thing giving you license to do that is your vagina.Oh, and that I'm right. You know what, I'd rather not deal with drama right now. But that made you *really* sound like a bitter loser who can't get any of said vagina. I'm out b/c I don't wanna deal with any misogynistic bullshit at the moment. Have a nice lonely life dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LogiKandReasoN Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by tastyt You know what, I'd rather not deal with drama right now. But that made you *really* sound like a bitter loser who can't get any of said vagina. I'm out b/c I don't wanna deal with any misogynistic bullshit at the moment. Have a nice lonely life dear. Oh I am a loser, never said anything to the contrary, but that still doesn't negate the fact that the first statement I made in this thread was correct.Tell me something, why do women get so defensive when someone points out the truth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkissa Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 Originally posted by linabina >A psychological study in 1995 found that three minutes spent looking at a >fashion magazine caused 70% of women to feel depressed, guilty,and >shameful. > Whenever I don't feel like going to the gym or want to pig out, I open up Vogue. That usually stops me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sloppy Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 Originally posted by littledick333 women rule! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naughtybabe Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 It feels good to be a woman...!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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