marcid21 Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 this past weekend I was told The Pretty Kitty looks "nice, neat, and compact".A lil' strange...but I suppose it's better than saying my pussy looks like shredded wheat, right?So what kind of comments have your *pretties* gotten lately? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-luv Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 In a club once, someone came up to me and said..."I wanna milk your breasts.."...i was like ummm, that doesnt even make sence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 As I was walking past a guy in my dance outfit he blurts out "YOU HAVE THE BEST FUCKING ASS I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN IN MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE...CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK" :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nayohmee Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 "you have the perkiest tits i've ever seen""i've never had anal sex but with an ass like yours, i could never refuse"lol i just wonder what the guy thinks i'm going to say after that. "thanks!" "i know!" "i get that a lot" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 not a compliment, really, more a statement intended to sweep me off my feet:said, in the heaviest brooklyn accent imaginable, "i wanna sleep wichu."o, be still my beating heart ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 lol do people actually say these things???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kross921 Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 Seriously!!! People actually still try to use pick up lines instead just going up to you and ask if they can buy u girls a drink...I mean I understand if there just joking around and to humor you girls but damn... really lame.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 i've always been told i have "nice hands"i mean wtf? Should i be a "hand model"?Should i start doing impersonations like "THING" from THE ADDAMS FAMILY?Should i admire my so-called "nice hands" when im waxin my carrot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 i think the funniest thing ive heard anyone say about me... was a comment my bf's friend made when he asked what he thought about me after meeting me for the 1st time... "your girlfriends breasts are perky!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetie029 Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 Weirdest thing...."By the way....You have a beautiful pussy"Greaaatttt LoL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velvetgoldmire Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 Originally posted by c-luv In a club once, someone came up to me and said..."I wanna milk your breasts.."...i was like ummm, that doesnt even make sence. I've got nipples, Greg. Could you milk me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velvetgoldmire Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 Originally posted by sexxybabyd As I was walking past a guy in my dance outfit he blurts out "YOU HAVE THE BEST FUCKING ASS I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN IN MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE...CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK" :laugh: LOL... this reminds me of a couple of years ago. My friend and I were outside of a theater having a smoke, and two girls walk by. My friend whips around and blurts out "HOLY SHIT! LOOK AT THE ASS OF THE ONE IN PINK!!" The girls start giggling, and my friend looks at me, and blushingly says "Um, did I just say that really loudly?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 Originally posted by sweetie029 Weirdest thing...."By the way....You have a beautiful pussy"Greaaatttt LoL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 "dont buy me that tickler. it'll be a waste of money since your balls are big enough"word up to Puerto Rican nutsacks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wideskies Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 Originally posted by quoth i've always been told i have "nice hands"i mean wtf? Should i be a "hand model"?Should i start doing impersonations like "THING" from THE ADDAMS FAMILY?Should i admire my so-called "nice hands" when im waxin my carrot? actually, you should be pleased. lots of women cite hands (and forearms) as a body part they find particularly sexy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommyarmani Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetie029 Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 another weird 1 I forgot...."You have a stripper's ass"...... Once again....That's greaaattt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 I was told that I have the tidiest pussy ever seen... And while being inspected after a waxing, I was told that "it's the one thing I could never get tired of looking at." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandy76 Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 I dont think this is a compliment but my bf says he loves my hands 'cause they're long/skinny & great for playing with his ass!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommyarmani Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 Originally posted by brandy76 I dont think this is a compliment but my bf says he loves my hands 'cause they're long/skinny & great for playing with his ass!! now thats a strange compliment brandy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandy76 Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 Originally posted by tommyarmani now thats a strange compliment brandy He also tells me my ass is PERFECT but by reading all the other responses it seems like thats no big deal - since every girl seems to be hearing that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 ...not really weird but i hate this one..."...you have great eyes...are they contacts?"......i also had a girl tell me she liked my bulge...like when youre driving and your package/bulge can be seen under the steering wheel...lol...whatever...it made sense at the time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 Originally posted by phatman ...not really weird but i hate this one..."...you have great eyes...are they contacts?"... OMG, it's been a long time since I've heard this, but I can't tell you how many people have told me "I love your hair. Is it a perm?" Talk about a back-handed compliment, so glad to hear that what nature has blessed me with looks FAKE. People can be so fucking dense. I swore that the next time someone said that, I'd tell her "I love your breasts- so where'd you get them done?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetie029 Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 Originally posted by tastyt I swore that the next time someone said that, I'd tell her "I love your breasts- so where'd you get them done?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 Originally posted by weyes not a compliment, really, more a statement intended to sweep me off my feet:said, in the heaviest brooklyn accent imaginable, "i wanna sleep wichu."o, be still my beating heart ... Ive gotten "you look like you'd be a freak in bed", my now ex had one of his friends say to him "can i do your gf...no literally" and some guy at a club asked one of my friends "can i borrow your friend for a few minutes on the couch"some people have such a way with words:blank: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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