monsterguido78 Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 GH UPDATEOver the weekend I took some overseas clients down to Baltimore for the Preakness Stakes. I had a good time with my Japanese buyers while setting myself up for an extremely wealthy account and payday(going to buy crates of G as soon as they sign the proposal). Showed them an American pastime while buttering them up. Unfortunately, I couldn't expose them to any of Vito's mix because the last thing I wanted was them to get carried out of Pimlico park on stretchers(god only knows that the EMT's down there are not professional Guido master GHB carry out specialists). Did my caps in the restroom and didn't get carried out once. Saw a cute little waitress checking out my Arnold shoulders through my 4,500.00 custom made Gucci suit imported from Italy. Got back to our table in the executive club area and took off the coat in order to make a cell phone victim out of this waitress. Walked over to her flexing my Joe Weider Pecs and my Ronnie Coleman triceps with a Romeo y Julietta(executive guido cigar) in my mouth. She was in awe of my good looks and DePalma Brothers Traps(and probably my Vito enhanced coconut breath) and succumbed to my predatory cell phone. Took the clients over to DC for cocktails at OZIO and 1223 before taking them to our penthouses at the hotel for what they thought was the end of the night. I told Te Ching and Kwok(last names omitted) that I was heading in for the night and would meet them in the morning for our shuttle flight back to Newark. Went to my hotel room and filled up a gold plated flask with Vito's road trip mix and was on my way. Called some Iranian promoters I know(DC is full of them, unlike NY where the promoters are Italian or Russian kids from Queens or Brooklyn who live in a small apartment with no driveway) and had them set me up for afterhours at Club Five in Dupont Circle in DC. Got the usual bottle and complementary table service and used it well of course. I don't know if it was the tan sheer Issey Miyake shirt I was wearing, the Gucci shoes, or the Craig Titus biceps I have but the exotic strippers flocked to me. I shared the wealth and gave everyone a glass of Dom while getting my cell phone ready for overload. I was having a great time so I spiked the table bottles with Vito's mix for some added pep! At this point, the time had come for me to break out the cell phone for what may have been a record breaking cell phone entry night. Unfortunately, I hadn't realized that my Guido GHB Sensation Motorola has been getting filled as the summer rush has been kicking as of late. Lost out on breaking the record in the cell phone so I did a cap and improvised. Pulled out my Mont Blanc and got a napkin off of the table for the night's collection. Ended up leaving the Iranian promoters behind after some thank you's and invites to NY/NJ. Took a couple of these DC exotics back to my Penthouse for an all night GHB induced bang picnic. Made sure Kwok and Te Ching were sleeping in their room next door and then I went for the kill. I will spare everyone the details but use your imagination. Flexed my Triceps at least 45 times before I went to bed that night. So today when we get back to Newark was the greatest part. Saw my clients to their hotel downtown and had the limo drop me off at Vito's for a new case of his mix. He had his memorial day ultimate carried out mix being prepped in the tub for bottling when I got there. Took some samples and got ready to head back to my apartment for some good GHB sleep. Got in my car(that I wisely left there over the weekend before my trip) and I head towards Route 46 for my trek home. Hot some traffic by Willowbrook so I decided to check out my arms real quick in the mirror. Fast forward about half an hour later and there was a fat lady in my window knocking it like crazy. I guess I drank too much. Thank god it wasn't captain Guido sleep cause then I would've been assed out.Hope you all enjoyed my weekend. My Triceps need their sleep now because there is a big time Guido weekend coming up. And it is those triceps will fill my cell phone. GH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godisadj Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 this board has become a joke. i cant even explain how stupid this board is. i will ask the mods to shut it down for at least a month to remove this garbage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehype Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 Originally posted by godisadj this board has become a joke. i cant even explain how stupid this board is. i will ask the mods to shut it down for at least a month to remove this garbage. SERIOUSLY...TOO MANY PEOPLE RANTING ON AND ON BOUT BULL SHIT ON HERE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbolboy Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 what the ............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdflfactoria Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 That was funny!!! It makes me want to give thanks that I am who I am and for who I am.Monsterguido...How is DC nowadays anyway? Dragonfly? Red Room still around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njbambino21 Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 The Preakness was 3 weekends ago any real goombah would know that....and nobody cares Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesandman Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 FUCK THAT- POST OF THE YEAR 2003.Tons of juicers have stolen this guys gimmick as of late. He posts 2-3x a year and is the originator of this shit. Second, the guy actually exists, KostaP intro'd me to him at Saints last year. He's a house so hes not making this shit up (sure he's gotta be exagerating a bit)He used to post under MonsterGuido46 or something... His last post bragged about how he had his own hospital room reserved for his constant OD's at Temps every Sat and Sun night.....Great Stuff.... I may make it my signature.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 They are back!!!!Finally..Where's Grope!?!?!??!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsterguido78 Posted June 13 Author Report Share Posted June 13 Yeah my name is monsterguido78 now cause I forgot my old password. Whats up sandman. These people have no idea about Vito's GHB remix's made in bathtubs.I just did 2 caps of G on the way to work and passed out in the Lincoln Tunnel. If anyone was going through there and wondered what all of the traffic was about, I apologize. Vito's morning going to be bored at work mix punished me today. Luckily I came to before the EMT's arrived.GH doing back at the gym today and am going to flex for Tina at the front desk. Grandma sanitizing the G in the bathtub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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monsterguido78 Posted June 13 Author Report Share Posted June 13 ou812 do you understand how rock solid I am. You can't hack with the guidette banger. I'm gonna do a scoop and mouthfuck this intern working here. My triceps are huge enough and cut enough for my body by the way. Why would I want to have humongous forearms and look disproportionate. Let's see some pics of your ungudio, can't take their D&G sleeveless tank top off at Tempts body.I love G. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycchic24 Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 hahaha ive been wondering where this clique has been. they provided so many hours of entertaining readingn last summer hahahaha what was it the alliance that was formed/ warriors vs who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H-BomB Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 You should realize it's not very intelligent to post about something (GHB) like you just did. The US goverment recently launched a huge campagain against it, and after reading that post I'm sure they would just love to come your pad and break down your door.. IP addresses can be easily traced, your name can be obtained from your ISP and a search warrent can easily be issued with something like this. Be careful dude, watch what you write in open forums like this.. you never know who is reading..Originally posted by monsterguido78 GH UPDATEOver the weekend I took some overseas clients down to Baltimore for the Preakness Stakes. I had a good time with my Japanese buyers while setting myself up for an extremely wealthy account and payday(going to buy crates of G as soon as they sign the proposal). Showed them an American pastime while buttering them up. Unfortunately, I couldn't expose them to any of Vito's mix because the last thing I wanted was them to get carried out of Pimlico park on stretchers(god only knows that the EMT's down there are not professional Guido master GHB carry out specialists). Did my caps in the restroom and didn't get carried out once. Saw a cute little waitress checking out my Arnold shoulders through my 4,500.00 custom made Gucci suit imported from Italy. Got back to our table in the executive club area and took off the coat in order to make a cell phone victim out of this waitress. Walked over to her flexing my Joe Weider Pecs and my Ronnie Coleman triceps with a Romeo y Julietta(executive guido cigar) in my mouth. She was in awe of my good looks and DePalma Brothers Traps(and probably my Vito enhanced coconut breath) and succumbed to my predatory cell phone. Took the clients over to DC for cocktails at OZIO and 1223 before taking them to our penthouses at the hotel for what they thought was the end of the night. I told Te Ching and Kwok(last names omitted) that I was heading in for the night and would meet them in the morning for our shuttle flight back to Newark. Went to my hotel room and filled up a gold plated flask with Vito's road trip mix and was on my way. Called some Iranian promoters I know(DC is full of them, unlike NY where the promoters are Italian or Russian kids from Queens or Brooklyn who live in a small apartment with no driveway) and had them set me up for afterhours at Club Five in Dupont Circle in DC. Got the usual bottle and complementary table service and used it well of course. I don't know if it was the tan sheer Issey Miyake shirt I was wearing, the Gucci shoes, or the Craig Titus biceps I have but the exotic strippers flocked to me. I shared the wealth and gave everyone a glass of Dom while getting my cell phone ready for overload. I was having a great time so I spiked the table bottles with Vito's mix for some added pep! At this point, the time had come for me to break out the cell phone for what may have been a record breaking cell phone entry night. Unfortunately, I hadn't realized that my Guido GHB Sensation Motorola has been getting filled as the summer rush has been kicking as of late. Lost out on breaking the record in the cell phone so I did a cap and improvised. Pulled out my Mont Blanc and got a napkin off of the table for the night's collection. Ended up leaving the Iranian promoters behind after some thank you's and invites to NY/NJ. Took a couple of these DC exotics back to my Penthouse for an all night GHB induced bang picnic. Made sure Kwok and Te Ching were sleeping in their room next door and then I went for the kill. I will spare everyone the details but use your imagination. Flexed my Triceps at least 45 times before I went to bed that night. So today when we get back to Newark was the greatest part. Saw my clients to their hotel downtown and had the limo drop me off at Vito's for a new case of his mix. He had his memorial day ultimate carried out mix being prepped in the tub for bottling when I got there. Took some samples and got ready to head back to my apartment for some good GHB sleep. Got in my car(that I wisely left there over the weekend before my trip) and I head towards Route 46 for my trek home. Hot some traffic by Willowbrook so I decided to check out my arms real quick in the mirror. Fast forward about half an hour later and there was a fat lady in my window knocking it like crazy. I guess I drank too much. Thank god it wasn't captain Guido sleep cause then I would've been assed out.Hope you all enjoyed my weekend. My Triceps need their sleep now because there is a big time Guido weekend coming up. And it is those triceps will fill my cell phone. GH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 Originally posted by monsterguido78 ou812 do you understand how rock solid I am. You can't hack with the guidette banger. I'm gonna do a scoop and mouthfuck this intern working here. My triceps are huge enough and cut enough for my body by the way. Why would I want to have humongous forearms and look disproportionate. Let's see some pics of your ungudio, can't take their D&G sleeveless tank top off at Tempts body.I love G. Don't know or care about you triceps. My group of guido pals back in the day would put you to shame, because they were bigger, harder, crazier (mentally), and did more G than you (like that's something to be proud of anyway). New school "pretty boy" guidos do not impress me.But don't worry, I've had plenty of shirtless days at Tempts....................................................then I grew up. BTW, you can find pics of me on NJGuido if you care to look for them, cause I don't right now.Have a scoop and a smile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rdntheshortbus Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 You should realize it's not very intelligent to post about something (GHB) like you just did. The US goverment recently launched a huge campagain against it, and after reading that post I'm sure they would just love to come your pad and break down your door.. IP addresses can be easily traced, your name can be obtained from your ISP and a search warrent can easily be issued with something like this. Be careful dude, watch what you write in open forums like this.. you never know who is reading.. Did you just wake up yesterday bro???GHB has been at the top of the list for some time now...And as for tracking IP addresses...Thats nothin new... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H-BomB Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus Did you just wake up yesterday bro???GHB has been at the top of the list for some time now...And as for tracking IP addresses...Thats nothin new... Actually it hasn't. Ecstasy is still the goverments number 1 concern, but GHB is right up there along side it these days. Only in the last year or so has it become so big that the DEA offically launched a campagain against it.. but whatever.. I was merely reminding this dude of this.. anyone who is boasting bout how they are gonna get rich off buying crates of the shit is obviously not too intelligent.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themoo Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO JOKES? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermzy Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 Originally posted by H-BomB You should realize it's not very intelligent to post about something (GHB) like you just did. The US goverment recently launched a huge campagain against it, and after reading that post I'm sure they would just love to come your pad and break down your door.. IP addresses can be easily traced, your name can be obtained from your ISP and a search warrent can easily be issued with something like this. Be careful dude, watch what you write in open forums like this.. you never know who is reading.. You should realize that taking things too seriously (messageboards), like you just did, is hazardous to your sense of humor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kostaP Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 The return of monsterguido!!!!!!!!!!!!Now all we need is GHBoy and we're back in business.How is good ol rick doin anyways??Im a little dissapointed we didnt get a memorial day weekend review!Stop by saints sometime again if youre still local!!!!!Kosta P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 H-bomb.. your stats and info are boring me...Please find something humorous to say...I already have three sets of parents.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djscotphreak Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 That could be one of the funniest....wait that was no dobut the funniest post I have read this year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H-BomB Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 Originally posted by rdntheshortbus H-bomb.. your stats and info are boring me...Please find something humorous to say...I already have three sets of parents.... Why don't u ferkin suck it anus.. I wasn't talking to you in the first place.. :laugh2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 LMFAO!!!You amuse me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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