cookiegirl Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 Saw this on naughtybooth - good idea I thought.Today because:1. It's FRIDAY!2. I get paid today!3. The office is dead and will probably close nice and early!Add your own! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybutterfli Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 1. We're aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive! (sorry, I couldn't resist!)2. I'm having dinner and hanging w/ one of my best friends tonight.3. Today is one day closer to Saturday - NYC baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kken Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 Today does not rock because:1. It's Friday. I have a shitload of shit to shit coz my shittin' boss is gonna be back on Monday, and he'll probably shit.2. I did not get shittin' paid today. Maybe tomorrow. This getting paid on the 7th and 22nd is fer the fuckin' birds.3. This office is totally not going to close early. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiegirl Posted June 20 Author Report Share Posted June 20 Originally posted by kken Today does not rock because:1. It's Friday. I have a shitload of shit to shit coz my shittin' boss is gonna be back on Monday, and he'll probably shit.2. I did not get shittin' paid today. Maybe tomorrow. This getting paid on the 7th and 22nd is fer the fuckin' birds.3. This office is totally not going to close early. Booooo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybutterfli Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 Originally posted by kken Today does not rock because:1. It's Friday. I have a shitload of shit to shit coz my shittin' boss is gonna be back on Monday, and he'll probably shit.2. I did not get shittin' paid today. Maybe tomorrow. This getting paid on the 7th and 22nd is fer the fuckin' birds.3. This office is totally not going to close early. so not to alarm you or anything but Funkyfreshdc pointed out to me yesterday an article about Chinatown Bus wars. I'm scurred! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 i dont get paid today. i get paid next week.i got lots of stuff to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nourishment Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 1) I saw the sun briefly this morning. 2) I went out last night, had a good time and do NOT have a hang over. 3) Harry Potter comes out today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 Today rocks because:1) I have the day offThat is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiegirl Posted June 20 Author Report Share Posted June 20 This thread is yet another example why boys suck. *edit* Except for shady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 u guys know that G&D are prolly going to be on from 5 until the end. 3-4 hr set roughly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 Originally posted by cookiegirl This thread is yet another example why boys suck. *edit* Except for shady. Yeah. I don't suck. I lick and nibble a little bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crank47 Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 Today rocks because:1) I have the day off too.That is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 Originally posted by cookiegirl This thread is yet another example why boys suck. *edit* Except for shady. weeeeellll...usually boys end up paying most of the bills once they get hitched, so it kinda makes sense hence the higher morbidity and mortality rates among men than women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 Today rocks because:1. I knew my supervisor was going to be out until 8:00 so no need for me to show up at the normal 6:00. 2. I am leaving directly after lunch. 3. I am still a little drunk from last night so reality hasn't quite kicked in. Today doesn't rock because:1. High faluntant ass person coming to office on monday so have to clean office.2. Still drunk from last night. 3. My supervisor still beat me to work today - will hear the wrath of my tardiness later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiegirl Posted June 20 Author Report Share Posted June 20 Originally posted by vicman weeeeellll...usually boys end up paying most of the bills once they get hitched, so it kinda makes sense hence the higher morbidity and mortality rates among men than women *head explodes*WHUT?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 Originally posted by cookiegirl *head explodes*WHUT?? I think he had other things on his mind other than the topic of this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 today rocks because1. after today im free till monday2. nothing is going on today.3. im refinancing my house.4. I get to see my baby tomorrow.5. tomorrow is my birfday.6. tonight at midnight is my birfday.7. i may finally get to hear some dnb tonight.8. i havent comptemplated suicide yet today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 Originally posted by jroo today rocks because8. i havent comptemplated suicide yet today. that is always good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybutterfli Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 Originally posted by nourishment 3) Harry Potter comes out today. actually its released at midnight which techincally is tomorrow. I'll wait a while, I haven't gone completely mad yet Got your message this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merkie Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 Today rocks because:1) TGIF2) Paycheck baby3) Boss is out p.s. today would rock even more if the sun was out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiegirl Posted June 20 Author Report Share Posted June 20 Originally posted by merkie p.s. today would rock even more if the sun was out. Here it comes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merkie Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 Originally posted by cookiegirl Here it comes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 Originally posted by jroo today rocks because8. i havent comptemplated suicide yet today. Do we need to talk?Suicide is the one topic I DO NOT like to joke about. The military has one of the highest suicide rates per occupation employed. There were 63 Suicides in the army alone. 5 of which were from the same unit I am in, and one I knew. Jroo knows all of the suicide prevention classes and everything else that we go thru, yet people still take their lives.Signs of Suicide include: Talking About Dying -- any mention of dying, disappearing, jumping, shooting oneself, or other types of self harm. Recent Loss -- through death, divorce, separation, broken relationship, loss of job, money, status, self-confidence, self-esteem, loss of religious faith, loss of interest in friends, sex, hobbies, activities previously enjoyedChange in Personality -- sad, withdrawn, irritable, anxious, tired, indecisive, apatheticChange in Behavior -- can't concentrate on school, work, routine tasksChange in Sleep Patterns -- insomnia, often with early waking or oversleeping, nightmaresChange in Eating Habits -- loss of appetite and weight, or overeatingDiminished Sexual Interest -- impotence, menstrual abnormalities (often missed periods)Fear of losing control -- going crazy, harming self or othersLow self esteem -- feeling worthless, shame, overwhelming guilt, self-hatred, "everyone would be better off without me" No hope for the future -- believing things will never get better; that nothing will ever change Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 Originally posted by merkie Merkie, that's a radar graphic. The colors mean rainfall. Not sunlight. This is why you don't see too many blonde weathergirls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merkie Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 Originally posted by shadygroovedc Merkie, that's a radar graphic. The colors mean rainfall. Not sunlight. This is why you don't see too many blonde weathergirls. Thanks!!!! I was totally unaware. We are on the out skirts though for now. The sun might come out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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