misk Posted July 22 Report Share Posted July 22 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors" 7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don't Use Any Punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity....... 20. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile..Its Called Therapy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naughtybabe Posted July 22 Report Share Posted July 22 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted July 22 Report Share Posted July 22 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funeralhome Posted July 22 Report Share Posted July 22 holy shit. I never laughed so hard over something on the internet before. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 Just got this via email today....great stuff, I'm going to have to try some out soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 Originally posted by Mystify22 Just got this via email today....great stuff, I'm going to have to try some out soon There is another one floating around on what to do when you are bored in a department store... Good Stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted July 23 Author Report Share Posted July 23 Originally posted by Mystify22 Just got this via email today....great stuff, I'm going to have to try some out soon ..i am on the road to recovery.....call me.....maybe we frolic on thurs!??! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 Originally posted by misk ..i am on the road to recovery.....call me.....maybe we frolic on thurs!??! Yay! YES, we need to get shakin!!! It's been too damn long! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i3itch Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 That was great :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-luv Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 good stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyshady Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 Originally posted by misk 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity....... 20. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile..Its Called Therapy... Damnit. So what this is saying is...... if I send it to someone with hopes that they smile after they read it, that is acutally a part of therapy? Why, beacuse I am no longer insane and I wish good things upon people now?Well then fuck that. I'm not sending shit to anyone.I want to matain my current level of insanity and even make it healthy no less. Not become.. SANE Fuck it, now I just have to go out and do numbers 1-19 to see if my insanity level is still up to par.It all worked out perfectly actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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