tommyarmani Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 I went one time for a legitimate massage. As i lay there in my towel, getting the best massage of my life, the girl tells me to turn over. Then she takes the towel off and says "now i do front".I reluctantly allowed her to do so. Afterwards, i felt so guilty and ashamed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 Originally posted by tommyarmani I went one time for a legitimate massage. As i lay there in my towel, getting the best massage of my life, the girl tells me to turn over. Then she takes the towel off and says "now i do front".I reluctantly allowed her to do so. Afterwards, i felt so guilty and ashamed. you don't have to lie... you loved it. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommyarmani Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 Oh, im sorry, i didnt finish the rest of my post.I mean i felt so guilty & ashamed for not blowing a load all over the whores skanky face" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 Originally posted by flying_high Damn the guys on this board get dumber by the year.......joeg... you used to be not THAT bad... but now, all I can say....wow what happened to you...some girl really broke you or what.... this board went to hell a long time ago... 95% of what i post on here is a joke...you don't honestly think i believe in what i wrote in this thread, do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted August 1 Author Report Share Posted August 1 Originally posted by joeg this board went to hell a long time ago... 95% of what i post on here is a joke...you don't honestly think i believe in what i wrote in this thread, do you? Way to act like a little bitch as soon as some chick with a pussy talks to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 Originally posted by nomembername Way to act like a little bitch as soon as some chick with a pussy talks to you. :laugh: get fucked...i don't think a serious thing has come out of my mouth (or been typed) in over a year now...but that girl really is a cunt... and everything i said has an element of truth behind it... but i tend to just get lost in the joke, hense things like "do the dishes, make him dinner, thats what a gal should do..." lol... btw, are there girls without pussies??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotlikelava Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 but that girl really is a cunt... and everything i said has an element of truth behind it... but i tend to just get lost in the joke, hense things like "do the dishes, make him dinner, thats what a gal should do..." lol... Thanks again sweetie for my wonderful compliments. Are you really that effected by what I say that it makes you stoop to the level of calling me such awful names. :laugh: I hope you make alot of money, cause with you attitude your gonna need to spend a lot of money to ensure yourself ass for the rest of your life. It is probablly better that you only get some from paid whores. We wouldn't want you in a relationship where you could reproduce. Who the hell would want you as a father. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 Originally posted by hotlikelava Thanks again sweetie for my wonderful compliments. Are you really that effected by what I say that it makes you stoop to the level of calling me such awful names. :laugh: I hope you make alot of money, cause with you attitude your gonna need to spend a lot of money to ensure yourself ass for the rest of your life. It is probablly better that you only get some from paid whores. We wouldn't want you in a relationship where you could reproduce. Who the hell would want you as a father. lol, don't feel so flattered, i do it to everyone...and yes, i do need money to drown out my awful life with monetary crap to make myself feel better... look at my sig...and i can't disagree with the father one... i should have an Abortion Clinic EZ pass... even I don't want my awful disease spread to the gene pool...but with all that being said... i'd still like to make sure theres a rusty hanger near by if you ever get a "+" on a home pregnancy test... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitty19 Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 yea, there are definitely massage places spotted throughout the city and queens. do i agree with it? not necessarily but whatever. if you need to take care of business there are places to get it taken care of.obviously, the places to go to are wherever there is a concentration of asian people (not to stereotype, but it's the truth). 32nd street, tons. chinatown, tons. though i'd assume it was cleaner at 32nd st.if you're in queens, obviously head into flushing.good luck, get laid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 desparate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted October 28 Author Report Share Posted October 28 I've been to a bunch of good ones since I posted this....my new thing now though is to let the cute little Asian chic play with my asshole right before I am going to shoot my load across the room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie6 Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 u learn that from Gary? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 Uncle mIngs has some good whores, ask kaydup he wouldn't even look in the little portholes.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted October 28 Author Report Share Posted October 28 Uncle mIngs has some good whores, ask kaydup he wouldn't even look in the little portholes..we gonna hit it up after Sullivan Room? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 we gonna hit it up after Sullivan Room?We did last time.. Asian Karoke, the bar is on wheels and the Russians are mean lookin... def good time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted October 28 Author Report Share Posted October 28 We did last time.. Asian Karoke, the bar is on wheels and the Russians are mean lookin... def good time.yeah I know that's why you have to come this time...I was expecting that shit last time GF played there but instead it was just Stymie drinking Sex on the Beaches and trying to sell me drugs.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 yeah I know that's why you have to come this time...I was expecting that shit last time GF played there but instead it was just Stymie drinking Sex on the Beaches and trying to sell me drugs....Ya stymie is pretty soft, he talks a mean game tho.... He loves couches!We'll be ready this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 all true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 :rofl: Its on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 what day is this on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 saturday, dec. 4th Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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