euphoricgirl Posted August 6 Report Share Posted August 6 A. "Honey, I'm home!"B. "The Condom Broke!"C. "I've got AIDSD. "Get off me!"E. "Is it in?"F. "Who are you?"G. "I'm your sister"H. "That's 300 bucks"I. "Let's get married"J. "Can we cuddle?"K. "Woo-hoo...you're #100!"L. "Got cab money?"M. "Thank you...next!"N. "Is that erect?"O. "The dog's watching"P. "Oh, hi mom/dad" Q. "I'm only 15" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted August 6 Report Share Posted August 6 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naughtybabe Posted August 6 Report Share Posted August 6 .E. is the funniest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shroomy Posted August 6 Report Share Posted August 6 Originally posted by naughtybabe .E. is the funniest unless someone says it to you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naughtybabe Posted August 6 Report Share Posted August 6 Originally posted by shroomy unless someone says it to you! The whole phrase is funny whether is directed to a guy or a girl.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i3itch Posted August 6 Report Share Posted August 6 I've actually said E. before - actually a version of it. The guy was pencil thin and tiny and I think I said something along the lines of "Put it in already.. " and he said "I already did.." Didn't make for good snuggle-convo afterwards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted August 6 Report Share Posted August 6 Originally posted by i3itch I've actually said E. before - actually a version of it. The guy was pencil thin and tiny and I think I said something along the lines of "Put it in already.. " and he said "I already did.." Didn't make for good snuggle-convo afterwards lmao:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted August 6 Report Share Posted August 6 Originally posted by i3itch I've actually said E. before - actually a version of it. The guy was pencil thin and tiny and I think I said something along the lines of "Put it in already.. " and he said "I already did.." Didn't make for good snuggle-convo afterwards I would have probably shot myself if I ever heard that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i3itch Posted August 6 Report Share Posted August 6 Yea things kind of went sour after that... What a waste Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-luv Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Originally posted by i3itch I've actually said E. before - actually a version of it. The guy was pencil thin and tiny and I think I said something along the lines of "Put it in already.. " and he said "I already did.." Didn't make for good snuggle-convo afterwards :laugh: That's so wrong....was he from SI by any chance?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 I have NO idea why I am telling you guys this but....I did have a girl ask me if I was in her yet. BUT, in my defense, she was on massive amounts of K and she couldn't feel jack shit in her pussy as it was numb. I actually stopped what I was doing, told her to look down. She was like "Whoah. Is that you in there?" Can't say it was the best sex I've ever had with my ex.Evan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i3itch Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Originally posted by sexxybabyd :laugh: That's so wrong....was he from SI by any chance?? Yea he was... Few blocks over actually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Originally posted by i3itch Yea he was... Few blocks over actually What was his name...I wanna see if its the same one or if SI just has a major problem with men and teeny weenies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Originally posted by sexxybabyd What was his name...I wanna see if its the same one or if SI just has a major problem with men and teeny weenies Soooooooooooooooooooooo glad I ain't from SI.Evan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i3itch Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Tom...?! Who's on your list?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Not Tom Looks like SI just breeds em:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 You know your sister does the same thing with her tongue... shes a little better though... Whens shes naked, "maybe we should switch the lights off"... "Eww is that cheese in there"... or the best "You remind me of my brother" when you are on top of her... the last one was actually said to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted August 8 Report Share Posted August 8 Originally posted by trancerxn112 ...or the best "You remind me of my brother" when you are on top of her... the last one was actually said to me. that would stop me, right then and there . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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