funeralhome Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 TURN ONS1. Big, tall and naturally tanned men2. Tattoos..old school sleeves are the best3. Guys who know exactly how to fuck4. Guys who eat pussy like they could eat it forever and it's the best theyve ever seen/tasted etc.5. Trimmed pubes6. Guys who are familar and passionate about many things..(sports, history etc) especially the things I love as well7. Guys who read the post/books/anything...8. Artists (but definitely not the anti conformist conformist trucker hat wearing L train riding idiot)9. Buys me a drink at the bar10. Boys who skate11. Guys who will beat the shit out of anyone who fucks with them or their girl12. Men from good families and were brought up the right way13. Construction workers/cops/firefighters...yum:tongue: 14. GOOD DANCERS. FUCK, YES.TURNOFFS1. Anyone who "hollas" at me or calls me shortie, ma or any other stupid, childish "thug" phrase2. Guys who are ridiculously obsessed with their car 3. Guys who roll over after sex..give me a fucking hug at least!4. Men who are rude to waitresses and don't tip well5. Guys who ask me for money..disgusting.6. Boys who claim they're grown and "have been through so much" when they don't know jack shit about what being a real man is7. Pigs8. Laziness9. Guys who smell.. wash your balls, you dirtbag!10. Just call me you asshole, get the fuck over it.11. Guys who don't eat pussy.. what's wrong with you??your turn girlsssss!!!! pussy eating boys are welcome to post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 i guess i am excluded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silverbull Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by eckobarbie1 TURN ONS3. Guys who know exactly how to fuck4. Guys who eat pussy like they could eat it forever and it's the best theyve ever seen/tasted etc.5. Trimmed pubes6. Guys who are familar and passionate about many things..(sports, history etc) especially the things I love as well7. Guys who read the post/books/anything...8. Artists (but definitely not the anti conformist conformist trucker hat wearing L train riding idiot)9. Buys me a drink at the bar11. Guys who will beat the shit out of anyone who fucks with them or their girl12. Men from good families and were brought up the right way14. GOOD DANCERS. FUCK, YES.TURNOFFS8. Lazinessyour turn girlsssss!!!! pussy eating boys are welcome to post. Thats who i am. Except number 11 being that i am a short guy i dont know if i could literally fuck up anybody and everybody, but will keep fighting till i drop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anotherway83 Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 IMO #11 and #12 in ur turn-ons list are contradictory...but thats just chic logic i guess lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfresh000 Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 as for me here it goes>>>1 6'1" hots the beach every Monday/teusday2 large chinese symbols on left forearm,its a start3 fuck? 20 mins with me & you'll never want to leave my side 4 pussy is an essential element, lick it love it & pretend its the last sweet juicy thing on this planet !5 shave it off or leave a nice porno patch each morning6 passionate about life, thats all that matters7 read books, yeah .. study materials from work all the time , mags tons of them, newspaper every day at work8 artist? been a dj for 9 yrs, artwork out the ass & loves to decorate. Gay ? sorry no9 drinks all night on me10 skate? did back in early 90's 90-95 to be exact..11 i will hold my ground in any situation12 my family is amazing.. meet them and witness their care & love 1st hand13 construc, fire, police, sorry not here .. IT Professional with the trading environment14 dancing, oh hell yeah.. raver at heart since my first in '92.. dancing is the best release when out & the music drives me..how does that sound..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funeralhome Posted August 30 Author Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by anotherway83 IMO #11 and #12 in ur turn-ons list are contradictory...but thats just chic logic i guess lol I realized that after I wrote it..but I think physical form of protection would be included in a good upbringing..you know, like defending your loved ones, blood etc. when the time calls for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by eckobarbie1 TURN ONS4. Guys who eat pussy like they could eat it forever and it's the best theyve ever seen/tasted etc.your turn girlsssss!!!! pussy eating boys are welcome to post. yea hi:lickit: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by dfresh000 as for me here it goes>>>1 6'1" hots the beach every Monday/teusday2 large chinese symbols on left forearm,its a start3 fuck? 20 mins with me & you'll never want to leave my side 4 pussy is an essential element, lick it love it & pretend its the last sweet juicy thing on this planet !5 shave it off or leave a nice porno patch each morning6 passionate about life, thats all that matters7 read books, yeah .. study materials from work all the time , mags tons of them, newspaper every day at work8 artist? been a dj for 9 yrs, artwork out the ass & loves to decorate. Gay ? sorry no9 drinks all night on me10 skate? did back in early 90's 90-95 to be exact..11 i will hold my ground in any situation12 my family is amazing.. meet them and witness their care & love 1st hand13 construc, fire, police, sorry not here .. IT Professional with the trading environment14 dancing, oh hell yeah.. raver at heart since my first in '92.. dancing is the best release when out & the music drives me..how does that sound..... sound like ya trying a lil too hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funeralhome Posted August 30 Author Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by gabo yea hi:lickit: HELLOOO!!! :tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by eckobarbie1 HELLOOO!!! :tongue: here u look tired. take a seat.....--> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by bbbooom sound like ya trying a lil too hard like totally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funeralhome Posted August 30 Author Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by gabo here u look tired. take a seat.....--> LMFAO..why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 Originally posted by eckobarbie1 LMFAO..why not? mmmmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funeralhome Posted August 30 Author Report Share Posted August 30 Could someone else post THEIR turn on's/ Turn off's..I'm the only one with the mega list here...thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfresh000 Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 wasnt trying hard at all, just answering those questions about turn on's..i have my girl for life So no need to impress anyone at this point.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullseye Posted August 31 Report Share Posted August 31 here ya go, this is what i look for in a woman, my apologies if any of these apply to the beautiful women of the cp forum. turn ons:1. brunettes, sorry there are too many blondes out there2. nice full lips, but not to much lipstick3. manicured nails4. looks as sexy in sweatpants as in lingerie5. actually eats when you take them out to eat6. she has to have a brain in that head7. knows how to love a cock like its the greatest thing she ever saw. 8. not afraid to be sexually daring, strange places etc. 9. takes care of her body physically10. laughs at my stupid jokes11. not afraid to get her hair wet in the rain12. knows how to change a flat tire without dialing 91113. can go with or without panties14. her freshly showered body15. she can cook, sorry, i can cook, so should she16. nice short trimmed puss area17. tattoos on the lower backturn offs:1. to much makeup2. overly hairy bush, hairy butt hole3. coffee breath4. someone who is always late5. jealously of my friends who are women6. doesnt like animals7. gets embarrased by open displays of affection8. overly hairy arms9. she thinks vin diesel is hot10. she doesnt know who the president is11. doesnt take care of herself physically12. cant handle her alcohol13. she has sideburns and with that, a hint of upper lip hair14. tattoos on her shoulder15. occasional tests of my devotion to her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainpec Posted August 31 Report Share Posted August 31 Here's a quick list of some (1/2) of my turn ons...Looks1. Soft Lips - a little color helps2. Soft Skin3. Finger nails (nicely manicured... not stubby finger nails that have been chewed for weeks - GROSS!)4. Pretty feet (and ladies that show them off... during the summer at least).5. Thongs - and clothing that fits you right. Tube tops are great and for the "small" (ie "B") ladies... yes, you can wear them - you just need to have the confidence and carry yourself right.6. Nice tight body (cottage cheese is made to eat)7. Girl that can kiss passionately - not someone that just wants to ram her tongue down your throat.8. Small tatoos - the kind everyone doesn't get to see...Hygiene9. Gotta love the perfume but a girl that can spray some Bath & Body works "plumeria" or something along those lines... makes me hungry and this relates to the "nether" regions as well - you ladies expect guys to smell fresh - then use some baking soda (j/k)10. Good posture - no humpbacks11. Good breath - that usually means no chain smokers...12. A women that likes to take control... not aggresive, but just that little hint of aggresiveness.Personality13. Honest14. No cheats!15. Can drink and handle the liquor while not becoming a sloppy drunk.16. Can hold a conversation 17. Spontaneous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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