teklord310 Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 One time I farted at a girl's house. I wanted to blame it on the dog, but she didn't have one; so I blamed it on the fish. She looked at me and said, "Fish don't fart." I replied, " How do you know, you stupid cunt?" We laughed for an hour over that one, then we sixty-nined. While we were sixty-nining, she farted. I said, "That darn fish again!" She said, "The joke's over, scumbag", and bit my balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 OMFG was that lame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Originally posted by djjonstephen OMFG was that lame lmao I am with u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullseye Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 and then you woke up right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Originally posted by bullseye and then you woke up right if he woke up he wouldnt be posting this, lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teklord310 Posted September 4 Author Report Share Posted September 4 hehe.. it wasn't mei think its a jim norton story or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullseye Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Originally posted by gabo if he woke up he wouldnt be posting this, lmao creepy:eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-luv Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 i really really enjoyed that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anotherway83 Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 y dont things like that happen to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nynyny Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 i did the same thing once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 im at this girls house im holding in a loud one, shes sitting next to me we're talking and her dog is right next to my leg... so i couldnt hold it any longer and i let it rip... she yells out Lenox!!! (the name of the dog) i say to myself... "self, she thinks its the dog... smoove im scott free" so a few mins go bye and i have to do it again, so i let it go, even louder than before... and she yells out "LENOXXXX~!" so im like damn im in the clear... so we start having a few drinks and all of a sudden my stomach starts perculating again and bam rips out another... she then yells "LENOX GET OVER HERE BEFORE HE SHITS ON YOU~!" :laugh: :laugh: this is not a true story, its an old joke just put myself into to make it funnier... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 This thread rules.Please never post again.thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemoncel Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Originally posted by kaydup This thread rules.Please never post again.thank you :laugh: OMG that is the funniest fuckin response !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teklord310 Posted September 4 Author Report Share Posted September 4 thanks dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 stop posting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 ..lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sweetie029 Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Originally posted by teklord310 One time I farted at a girl's house. I wanted to blame it on the dog, but she didn't have one; so I blamed it on the fish. She looked at me and said, "Fish don't fart." I replied, " How do you know, you stupid cunt?" We laughed for an hour over that one, then we sixty-nined. While we were sixty-nining, she farted. I said, "That darn fish again!" She said, "The joke's over, scumbag", and bit my balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 JIM NORTON IS FAVORITE.too bad you have the delivery of an autistic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teklord310 Posted September 4 Author Report Share Posted September 4 Originally posted by joeg JIM NORTON IS FAVORITE.too bad you have the delivery of an autistic... what delivery? i didn't fuckin write it.. copy and paste.. what do you think i'm going to put effort into posting anywhere? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Originally posted by teklord310 what delivery? i didn't fuckin write it.. copy and paste.. what do you think i'm going to put effort into posting anywhere? you're the type of person to do physical comedy on the radio, aren't ya? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teklord310 Posted September 4 Author Report Share Posted September 4 Originally posted by joeg you're the type of person to do physical comedy on the radio, aren't ya? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by teklord310 what delivery? i didn't fuckin write it.. copy and paste.. what do you think i'm going to put effort into posting anywhere? so all of your posts/replies are copied and pasted from somewhere else??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teklord310 Posted September 5 Author Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by dgmodel so all of your posts/replies are copied and pasted from somewhere else??? i don't actually exist. those of you who refer to teklord310 are referring to a script that was programmed to post garbage and imitate others.and... this was really the only post that i copied and pasted.. the others were real stories by me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Why are you still posting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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