happyface Posted September 24 Report Share Posted September 24 1. She eats everything.2. She doesnt keep a journal.3. She doesnt talk baby talk.4. She can navigate for you-and she knows how to fold the map.5. When you mention camping she doesnt groan.6. She'll never ask the waitress to bring the salad dressing"on the side".7. She happily meets you at parties(in other words,she doesnt require breathlessly attentive chaperoning for her big entrance)8. Shes asleep when you come home late.9. When you are tired or tipsy,she offers to drive.10. She doesnt mind if you see her before her morning ablutions.11. When you travel,she doesnt have to cart her makeup around in a seperate bag on wheels thats bigger than a marines field pack.12. She thinks that going out on Valentines Day and New Years is overrated.13. She hates bed-and-breakfasts more than you do.14. She only scream when shes having fun15. She drinks beer from a bottle.16. She has a nursing degree.17. She doesnt see the point of sending flowers,since they just end up dead and in the trash.18. Shes OK with peeing on the side of the road when theres no rest stop in sight for 50 miles.19. She never says"hold me". 20. She cleans up after dog.21. She cleans up after you.22. When shes pissed off she tells you why.23. You dont need to make a thirty-minute PowerPoint presentation in order to have sex with her.24. When the remote isnt working she knows its the batteries.25. Shes not a cat person.Feel free to add anymore.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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