happyface Posted September 24 Report Share Posted September 24 1. She eats everything.2. She doesnt keep a journal.3. She doesnt talk baby talk.4. She can navigate for you-and she knows how to fold the map.5. When you mention camping she doesnt groan.6. She'll never ask the waitress to bring the salad dressing"on the side".7. She happily meets you at parties(in other words,she doesnt require breathlessly attentive chaperoning for her big entrance)8. Shes asleep when you come home late.9. When you are tired or tipsy,she offers to drive.10. She doesnt mind if you see her before her morning ablutions.11. When you travel,she doesnt have to cart her makeup around in a seperate bag on wheels thats bigger than a marines field pack.12. She thinks that going out on Valentines Day and New Years is overrated.13. She hates bed-and-breakfasts more than you do.14. She only scream when shes having fun15. She drinks beer from a bottle.16. She has a nursing degree.17. She doesnt see the point of sending flowers,since they just end up dead and in the trash.18. Shes OK with peeing on the side of the road when theres no rest stop in sight for 50 miles.19. She never says"hold me". 20. She cleans up after dog.21. She cleans up after you.22. When shes pissed off she tells you why.23. You dont need to make a thirty-minute PowerPoint presentation in order to have sex with her.24. When the remote isnt working she knows its the batteries.25. Shes not a cat person.Feel free to add anymore.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murrrr Posted September 24 Report Share Posted September 24 Originally posted by happyface 15. She drinks beer from a bottle. hey i sometimes drink beer from the bottle i mean if there's no cups wha u want me to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted September 24 Report Share Posted September 24 Originally posted by nybeauty hey i sometimes drink beer from the bottle i mean if there's no cups wha u want me to do Being low maintenance is a good thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murrrr Posted September 24 Report Share Posted September 24 Originally posted by jimk29 Being low maintenance is a good thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted September 24 Report Share Posted September 24 Originally posted by nybeauty Not to worry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francismhwhite Posted September 24 Report Share Posted September 24 Originally posted by happyface 22. When shes pissed off she tells you why. Yes ladies PLEASE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francismhwhite Posted September 24 Report Share Posted September 24 Originally posted by happyface 22. When shes pissed off she tells you why. Yes ladies PLEASE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francismhwhite Posted September 24 Report Share Posted September 24 Originally posted by happyface 22. When shes pissed off she tells you why. Yes ladies PLEASE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francismhwhite Posted September 24 Report Share Posted September 24 Originally posted by happyface 22. When shes pissed off she tells you why. Yes ladies PLEASE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murrrr Posted September 24 Report Share Posted September 24 Originally posted by francismhwhite Yes ladies PLEASE!!! i got it the 1st time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepfunk Posted September 24 Report Share Posted September 24 great list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shroomy Posted September 24 Report Share Posted September 24 She doesnt go out and ask you to and cary all sorts of shit in your pocket! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrismakk69 Posted September 24 Report Share Posted September 24 Originally posted by shroomy She doesnt go out and ask you to and cary all sorts of shit in your pocket! oh man i fucking hate that!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted September 24 Report Share Posted September 24 she doesn't post self gratifying threads on CP, fishing for compliments. Thats on the top of my list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted September 24 Report Share Posted September 24 Originally posted by shroomy She doesnt go out and ask you to and cary all sorts of shit in your pocket! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted September 24 Report Share Posted September 24 Originally posted by nybeauty hey i sometimes drink beer from the bottle i mean if there's no cups wha u want me to do hey 1 outta 25 ain't bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted September 24 Report Share Posted September 24 Originally posted by chrismakk69 oh man i fucking hate that!!! i fucking hate that too!!! if you bring it, CARRY IT YOUR DAMNED SELF. my girlfriends are always trying to make me carry their shit. i have one friend who does it every time we go out, she needs to go buy a cute bag!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted September 24 Report Share Posted September 24 Originally posted by somebitch i fucking hate that too!!! if you bring it, CARRY IT YOUR DAMNED SELF. my girlfriends are always trying to make me carry their shit. i have one friend who does it every time we go out, she needs to go buy a cute bag!! that's what men are for! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siceone Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 So basically you want a butch gay man? Now Im not saying that the opposites of those qualities listed aren't undesireable but to a degree that's what make women, women. So what she needs to be held that's your job dummy. God forbid a female actually act dress and look female. Now some of those points listed I completely agree with it's always great to have a woman take care of you but what's the fun of it if you get every thing you want all the time with no effort. I mean the things that make people fun to hang out with isn't the great things they do it's more thier faults and thier ideosyncracies that make them fun.... anyway.. shitty list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 Originally posted by happyface 2. She doesnt keep a journal.*WHO DOES?!*3. She doesnt talk baby talk.**NOT EVEN TO A BABY!**6. She'll never ask the waitress to bring the salad dressing"on the side".**PROB WONT ORDER A SALAD!!**10. She doesnt mind if you see her before her morning ablutions.12. She thinks that going out on Valentines Day **YES!....stay in a shag!**14. She only scream when shes having fun15. She drinks beer from a bottle.**I HAVE ALSO BEEN KNOWN TO DO A KEG STAND HERE AND THERE**17. She doesnt see the point of sending flowers,since they just end up dead and in the trash.**FLOWERS DIE...thats a direct quote**18. Shes OK with peeing on the side of the road when theres no rest stop in sight for 50 miles.19. She never says"hold me". 22. When shes pissed off she tells you why.*u better fuckin believe i do!**24. When the remote isnt working she knows its the batteries.25. Shes not a cat person. **HATE CATS lol**Feel free to add anymore.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 Originally posted by somebitch i fucking hate that too!!! if you bring it, CARRY IT YOUR DAMNED SELF. my girlfriends are always trying to make me carry their shit. i have one friend who does it every time we go out, she needs to go buy a cute bag!! ha that reminds me can I have my umbrella back I asked you to carry for me:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 Originally posted by Reeni ha that reminds me can I have my umbrella back I asked you to carry for me:D LOL. no, i offered cuz it fit in my bag and i knew you would have to hold it all night. it is still in the same place though, my car. next time i see you (hopefully soon) you will get it. what are you up to this weekend?? my friends are annoying because they will give me like 10 different random items like a lip gloss, an ID, money, makeup... it is just stupid, if you have that many items, you need to get your own bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 this weeknd I have no clue on what to do:confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 i want to party but i am so friggen broke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UGH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 EH HEM!! <-----moving back this weekend..WILL be in town!!! *carry on* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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