skince55 Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 As promised......BostonIt is illegal to play the fiddle. Two people may not kiss in front of a church. No more than two baths may be taken within the confines of the city. No one may cross the Boston Common without carrying a shotgun in case of bears. Anyone may let their sheep and cows graze in the public gardens/commons at any time except Sundays. It is illegal to eat peanuts in church. An old law prohibits the taking of baths on Sunday. Duels to the death permitted on the common on Sundays provided that the Governor is present. Women may not wear heels over 3 inches in length while on the common. No one may take a bath without a prescription. It is illegal for any citizen to own more than three dogs. BurlingtonYou may not walk around with a "drink". CambridgeIt costs $50 extra for a permit for hurling, soccer or Gaelic football games in a public park on a Sunday. HinghamYou may not have colored lights on your house if it can be seen from Main Street. Only white lights may be visible. If you live on Main Street and want to paint your house, the colors must be approved by the historical society. HopkintonThough horses and cows are allowed on the common, dogs are prohibited. LongmeadowIt is illegal for two men to carry a bathtub across the town green. MarlboroIt is illegal to buy, sell or possess a squirt gun. Silly string is illegal in the city limits. One may not detonate a nuclear device in the city. It is illegal for any citizen to own more than two dogs. MilfordPeeping in the windows of automobiles is forbidden. NahantSleds may not be coasted down streets. It is illegal to excavate any city street. NewtonAll families must be given a hog from the town's mayor. North AndoverAn ordinance prohibits the use of space guns. WoburnIn bars, it is actually illegal to "walk around" with a beer in your hand. And you guys think not being allowed to pump your own gas is stupid? :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slinkyboy Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 Originally posted by xlr8ted Where did Bad ass Billy Gun go, he starts shit and then screws Boston Blows huge Moose Cock.......Hey somebody get Lowe some band aids b/c he got his tits lit up last night!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 Originally posted by slinkyboy .......Hey somebody get Lowe some band aids b/c he got his tits lit up last night!!!!!! Line of the day :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skince55 Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 My personal favorite:"No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car"I guess this law is referring to the woman of massachusetts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 Ziiiiinnnnnggggeeeeerrrrrrr!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 whoa duck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flavanugz Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 i go to the bar to get some lunch and this thread goes to shit. thats poem was THE LAMEST thing ive ever read on CP.im actually a yankees fan so i dont know why i was quoted.jerzey people have no lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njbigtime Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 Your team will never win...Your state sucks as well....only hope is to move Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeelite1 Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 Originally posted by njbigtime Your team will never win...Your state sucks as well....only hope is to move I will Pay You and DIgga to do this... LongmeadowIt is illegal for two men to carry a bathtub across the town green. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 Originally posted by njbigtime Your team will never win...Your state sucks as well....only hope is to move better move to jersey huh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flavanugz Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 i have one major problem with jersey. i think the girls are hot, that is one thing you have going for you. but my problem is with the guys.you are the most unoriginal humans on the planet. every single one of you. you all strive to be just like everyone else. have some originality for christ sake. today even proves it. you are all a bunch of followers. not one of you are even close to funny, except maybe roddigga. every single post/effort you have made to make fun of boston has been THE SAME EXACT THING. being original isnt whether you should wear crew gel or paul mitchell in your hair. so sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 Originally posted by roddigga wow billy that was pretty bad, i always knew you werent a sports guru.........BUT im here to throw some jabs with ya kid!!!!!, i wore my abercrombie turtle neck and my bass shoes today to work so i can have that full BAAAston feeling!!!!!!!, and let me tell you it just gets me sick....................HEY BAAAston!!!!!!, ha ha ha ha, the only state that cant pronounce the "R".........its JARRRR not JAHHHHH, say it with me BAAAston, "pass the JARRR" not pass the JAHHHH, the "R" is not silent!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 Originally posted by smokesum :laugh: dont you have some hartfelt thread to be in on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 "Tommy is soo good looking, built and has a good personality, hes too good to be true":love: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flavanugz Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 wow man, we only hung out a couple times. geesh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 wrong tom :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeelite1 Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 Originally posted by flavanugz i have one major problem with jersey. i think the girls are hot, that is one thing you have going for you. but my problem is with the guys.you are the most unoriginal humans on the planet. every single one of you. you all strive to be just like everyone else. have some originality for christ sake. today even proves it. you are all a bunch of followers. not one of you are even close to funny, except maybe roddigga. every single post/effort you have made to make fun of boston has been THE SAME EXACT THING. being original isnt whether you should wear crew gel or paul mitchell in your hair. so sad. I think all of America is guilty of being Unoriginal these days.. Otherwise Magazines like Vogue, InStyle, or Stations like E!, and House of Style (is that even on) wouldn't be around or popular at all. I also agree that both sexes are guilty of looking the same.. This past summer I wanted to Drop Kick any chick I saw with a mesh shirt over a bikini top both in Jersey AND in Boston.. Here's what I think is going on here.. someone gets sick of following the trend so they do something different to stand out, FOR EXAMPLE, slant the sideways trucker hat ala Ashton or Wade Robson style.. or maybe it was just some deadbeat that fell and never put the hat on straight ANYWHOOOO, someone prob thought it looked good and copied it.. now, EVERYONE IS DOING IT AHHHH.. not only in Jersey.. but in Ny and yes In Boston.I can respect your opinion tho, but Well gee I lost track of the original point I tried to make and So I guess Im gonna end this post with a Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 'oh and he drives a nice car.."Sorry Flava, didn't mean to scare ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flavanugz Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 i think people from jerz need a little 'taste of originality' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeelite1 Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 Originally posted by flavanugz i think people from jerz need a little 'taste of originality' I like Dr. Pepper tooahhhseeI can't help it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skince55 Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 Originally posted by flavanugz i have one major problem with jersey. i think the girls are hot, that is one thing you have going for you. but my problem is with the guys.you are the most unoriginal humans on the planet. every single one of you. you all strive to be just like everyone else. have some originality for christ sake. today even proves it. you are all a bunch of followers. not one of you are even close to funny, except maybe roddigga. every single post/effort you have made to make fun of boston has been THE SAME EXACT THING. being original isnt whether you should wear crew gel or paul mitchell in your hair. so sad. Yes, the girls are hot here, and as unoriginal as we may be, the girls are still hot and we still have sex with them, and that is more than enough for me. Oh, and the fact that the Yankees beat Boston every year makes me feel good too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 You dont have sex and the Yankees are from NY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skince55 Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 Originally posted by kaydup You dont have sex and the Yankees are from NY I do, several times a day, and the Giants/Jets are from Jersey, we share teamsthanx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badassmafuka Posted October 10 Author Report Share Posted October 10 Originally posted by xlr8ted Where did Bad ass Billy Gun go, he starts shit and then screws I am back went to Quiznos for lunch..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 Originally posted by skince55 I do, several times a day, and the Giants/Jets are from Jersey, we share teamsthanx :laugh: :laugh: your a joke and making the good jersey people look badplease leave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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