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Originally posted by flavanugz

Actually, this post shows what an illiterate you are.

well what do we have here

some guy drunk off 1 beer?

comes on CP and takes a jeer

what is this guy some type of queer??

well lets get something straight dear

this week u should have some serious fear

Yankees going to rip Boston a new one in their rear

Keep fretting cause the time is near

They can attempt to get your team in gear

in the end though, you'll be shedding a tear

Many yankees are having the best year

of their career

do you hear? lend your ear! NIGGA!!!!!

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Originally posted by acclubs

well what do we have here

some guy drunk off 1 beer?

comes on CP and takes a jeer

what is this guy some type of queer??

well lets get something straight dear

this week u should have some serious fear

Yankees going to rip Boston a new one in their rear

Keep fretting cause the time is near

They can attempt to get your team in gear

in the end though, you'll be shedding a tear

Many yankees are having the best year

of their career

do you hear? lend your ear! NIGGA!!!!!

DJ spin that shit!!!!...whatchu got....niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Originally posted by acclubs

well what do we have here

some guy drunk off 1 beer?

comes on CP and takes a jeer

what is this guy some type of queer??

well lets get something straight dear

this week u should have some serious fear

Yankees going to rip Boston a new one in their rear

Keep fretting cause the time is near

They can attempt to get your team in gear

in the end though, you'll be shedding a tear

Many yankees are having the best year

of their career

do you hear? lend your ear! NIGGA!!!!!

Tempkid is that you?

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"This is a state where people go to a landfill next to a turnpike that's on fire on alternate weekends to cheer a team from New York." -- Stuart Stevens, Republican Consultant

"New Jersey is like a beer barrel, tapped at both ends, with all the live beer running into Philadelphia and New York." -- Ben Franklin

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey!

Dumb New Jersey Laws

You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service and full service only.

On a highway you can not park under a bridge.

It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.

If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.

Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday.

You may not slurp your soup.

Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.

It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.

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Originally posted by acclubs

well what do we have here

some guy drunk off 1 beer?

comes on CP and takes a jeer

what is this guy some type of queer??

well lets get something straight dear

this week u should have some serious fear

Yankees going to rip Boston a new one in their rear

Keep fretting cause the time is near

They can attempt to get your team in gear

in the end though, you'll be shedding a tear

Many yankees are having the best year

of their career

do you hear? lend your ear! NIGGA!!!!!

awwww this is sooo cute

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[quoteDumb New Jersey Laws

You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service and full service only.

On a highway you can not park under a bridge.

It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.

If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.

Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday.

You may not slurp your soup.

Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.

It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.

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Bernards Township

It is illegal to frown as the town is a "Frown-Free Town Zone".

Caldwell

You may not dance or wear shorts on the main avenue.

Cranford

Citizens are not permitted to park their own boat on their lawn.

Cresskill

All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.

Elizabeth

It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat.

Manville

It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo.

Newark

It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.

Ocean City

People may not slurp their soup.

Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday.

Raw hamburger may not be sold.

Raritan

Profanity is prohibited.

Sea Isle City

There will be no boiling of bones on the property.

Trenton

You may not throw a bad pickle in the street.

Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays.

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Originally posted by fouroneone

Bernards Township

It is illegal to frown as the town is a "Frown-Free Town Zone".

Caldwell

You may not dance or wear shorts on the main avenue.

Cranford

Citizens are not permitted to park their own boat on their lawn.

Cresskill

All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.

Elizabeth

It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat.

Manville

It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo.

Newark

It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.

Ocean City

People may not slurp their soup.

Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday.

Raw hamburger may not be sold.

Raritan

Profanity is prohibited.

Sea Isle City

There will be no boiling of bones on the property.

Trenton

You may not throw a bad pickle in the street.

Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays.

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can you link me please.. where are you getting this from

cuz if this is true, im driving to Trenton on Sunday and throwing rotten pickles on the busiest street.

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How about some Massachusetts laws

At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.

Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.

An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.

Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.

All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday.

Hunting on Sundays is prohibited.

It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.

A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.

No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.

Tattooing and body piercing is illegal. (Repealed)

Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.

Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder.

Quakers and witches are banned.

Bullets may not be used as currency.

Massachusetts liquor stores can only open on Sundays if they are in Berkshire, Essex, Franklin, Middlesex or Worcester counties and are within 10 miles of the Vermont or New Hampshire borders.

Alcoholic drink specials are illegal.

Public boxing matches are outlawed.

Get the full text of this law.

Shooting ranges may not set up targets that resemble human beings. .

It is illegal to give beer to hospital patients.

Candy may not contain more than 1% of alcohol.

City laws to follow

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