ladyshady Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 I got 8 free condoms today in class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 ...well, i certainly wouldnt mind aiding in their proper usage if you have some free time.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 throw a water balloon fight. condoms are the atomic weapons of water balloon fights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 GO TO THE HEALTH CENTER WOMAN... THERES A WHOLLLLLLE BASKET OF EM YOU CAN TAKE AS MANY AS YOU WANT .. AND I BET ALL THE FREE ONES YOU GOT AND ALL THE FREE ONES EVERYWHERE ARE LIFESTYLES... EW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpyrate Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 Lifestyles suk ass, theyre way too tight , I can hardly hold an erection with one of em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyshady Posted October 31 Author Report Share Posted October 31 Originally posted by bbbooom GO TO THE HEALTH CENTER WOMAN... THERES A WHOLLLLLLE BASKET OF EM YOU CAN TAKE AS MANY AS YOU WANT .. AND I BET ALL THE FREE ONES YOU GOT AND ALL THE FREE ONES EVERYWHERE ARE LIFESTYLES... EW nono..i got trojan Ultra ribbed woo hoooand believe me going to the health center would have been a lot easier then what i had to do to get thema guest speaker came into my class today and gave the whole speech about safe sex, stds, etc etcand at the end she asked for a volunteer to help demonstrate how to put on a condom properly no1 raised their hand.wtf is that?! so i raised my hand and went up so she hands me a comdom with no lube.(thank god my hands didnt get all icky ew) and asks what the first thing i should do is..so i open it. and let me just add that i have NEVER had that much trouble opening a condom in my life, lucky me it was in front of my entire class, lol.so then she goes in her bag, and im expecting her to pull out a f'in bannana or something, but does she? no of course not. she takes out an erect penis, complete with balls and pubic hair, then hands it to me!let me just tell you, how completely mortified i was! my face turned all red and everything..omg. i wanted to just walk out of the class. but im not a pussy so i put that shit on the rubber dick. and she said i did it correctly, gave me condoms, and sent me on my way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 Originally posted by ladyshady nono..i got trojan Ultra ribbed woo hoooand believe me going to the health center would have been a lot easier then what i had to do to get thema guest speaker came into my class today and gave the whole speech about safe sex, stds, etc etcand at the end she asked for a volunteer to help demonstrate how to put on a condom properly no1 raised their hand.wtf is that?! so i raised my hand and went up so she hands me a comdom with no lube.(thank god my hands didnt get all icky ew) and asks what the first thing i should do is..so i open it. and let me just add that i have NEVER had that much trouble opening a condom in my life, lucky me it was in front of my entire class, lol.so then she goes in her bag, and im expecting her to pull out a f'in bannana or something, but does she? no of course not. she takes out an erect penis, complete with balls and pubic hair, then hands it to me!let me just tell you, how completely mortified i was! my face turned all red and everything..omg. i wanted to just walk out of the class. but im not a pussy so i put that shit on the rubber dick. and she said i did it correctly, gave me condoms, and sent me on my way wanna put some on me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 Originally posted by bbbooom wanna put some on me here ya go ladyshady..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 Originally posted by smokesum here ya go ladyshady..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 Originally posted by bbbooom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyshady Posted October 31 Author Report Share Posted October 31 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 Originally posted by ladyshady :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyshady Posted October 31 Author Report Share Posted October 31 Originally posted by bbbooom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 Originally posted by ladyshady i was j/k anyway btw condoms sucksi too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 Originally posted by ladyshady nono..i got trojan Ultra ribbed woo hoooand believe me going to the health center would have been a lot easier then what i had to do to get thema guest speaker came into my class today and gave the whole speech about safe sex, stds, etc etcand at the end she asked for a volunteer to help demonstrate how to put on a condom properly no1 raised their hand.wtf is that?! so i raised my hand and went up so she hands me a comdom with no lube.(thank god my hands didnt get all icky ew) and asks what the first thing i should do is..so i open it. and let me just add that i have NEVER had that much trouble opening a condom in my life, lucky me it was in front of my entire class, lol.so then she goes in her bag, and im expecting her to pull out a f'in bannana or something, but does she? no of course not. she takes out an erect penis, complete with balls and pubic hair, then hands it to me!let me just tell you, how completely mortified i was! my face turned all red and everything..omg. i wanted to just walk out of the class. but im not a pussy so i put that shit on the rubber dick. and she said i did it correctly, gave me condoms, and sent me on my way lmao, how old are you???we did that in 8th grade i think do you US guys seriously do this in *university* where everybody is 20 or older?? that can´t be true :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 ...Well, I can't speak for Shady's generation, but for my generation they pretty much drilled safe sex into our heads from day one.. With the scare of Aids and other STD's in the late 80's early 90's it just seemed natural to use protection.....The kids today though...eh...no comment..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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