xpyrate Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 1 - you're labeled a freak cause you have NO peircings 2 - you've been mugged more times than you can count 3 - a black person of the same sex has made kissy faces attempting to come on to you 4 - that smell in the subway was coming from a dead person 5 - you smoke weed everyday for 10 years yet you're NOT considered a drug addict 6 - you don't sweat those posters saying "serial-rapist on the loose" 7 - spanish is a more useful language to know than english 8 - you can't get to sleep at night untill you hear a few gunblasts go off 9 - a bum has cursed you out for not giving him your spare change 10 - you can't pronounce the name of the city you came from ... like you say new yawk ... not new yoRkall personal experiences Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djprotege Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 that could be a lot of cities Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magilicuti Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 you are from new york if everyone you know thinks they are the man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 i dunno where you got that list... some of those were just meant to be silly (i.e. #s 2 & 8), so that's ok and all, but what the hell is #3 ? that's just bizarre. #10 is only true if you're not really from the city - meaning if, for instance, you're from long island or way out in brooklyn (which doesn't count, as it is considered "brooklyn, ny" and not "new york, ny"). and i don't agree with #7 at all; that's WAAAAAAAY more true about los angeles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumpdaddy Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 11. You put your hand in your pocket and someone shakes hands with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpyrate Posted January 28 Author Report Share Posted January 28 Originally posted by weyes i dunno where you got that list... some of those were just meant to be silly (i.e. #s 2 & 8), so that's ok and all, but what the hell is #3 ? that's just bizarre. #10 is only true if you're not really from the city - meaning if, for instance, you're from long island or way out in brooklyn (which doesn't count, as it is considered "brooklyn, ny" and not "new york, ny"). and i don't agree with #7 at all; that's WAAAAAAAY more true about los angeles. I made it myself ... as for 3 i dunno lotsa black dudes have hit on me for some weird reason ... #2 is true cause i cant remember how many times its been ... #7 ive been working in the bronx and everyone speaks spanish there ... #10 hmmm ... maybe ya right cause i was raised in brooklyn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted January 29 Report Share Posted January 29 Originally posted by magilicuti you are from new york if everyone you know thinks they are the man 1. You say "The City" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan.2. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.3. You can get into a four hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park at 3:30 on the Friday before a long weekend, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.4. Hookers and the homeless are invisible to you.5. The subway map makes sense to you.6. You think the subway should never be called anything prissy, like the Metro.7. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you bilingual.8. You've considered smacking someone just for saying "The Big Apple."9. Your door has more than two locks.10. The most frequently used part of your car is the horn.11. You consider eye contact an act of overt aggression.12. You call an 8' x 10' plot of patchy grass a yard.13. You consider Westchester "Upstate."14. You cried the day Ed Koch took over for Judge Wapner.15. You walk faster than some people run.16. You see nothing odd about the speed of an auctioneer's speaking.17. You're paying $1,200 for a studio the size of a walk-in closet and you think it's a "steal."18. You've been to New Jersey twice and got lost both times.19. You pay more each month to insure your car than most people in the US pay in rent.20. You haven't seen more than twelve stars in the night sky since you went away to camp as a kid.21. You go to dinner at 9pm and head out to theclubs when most Americans are heading to bed.22. Your closet is filled with black clothes.23. When foreigners ask directions, you are nice to them. When other New Yorkers ask directions, you ignore them.24. You pay $5 without blinking for a beer that cost the bar 28 cents.25. You take fashion seriously.26. When you pass a celebrity on the street, you don't go to pieces.27. You have 27 different menus next to your telephone.28. Going to Brooklyn is considered a "road trip."29. America west of the Hudson is still theoretical to you.30. You've stopped thinking about how many hands touched the subway pole.31. You're suspicious of strangers who are actually nice to you.32. You haven't cooked a meal since helping Mom last Thanksgiving.33. You take a taxi to get to your health club to exercise.34. Your idea of "personal space" is no one actually breathing on you.35. $50 worth of groceries fit in one paper bag.36. You have a minimum of five "worst cab ride ever" stories.37. You don't hear sirens anymore.38. You've mentally blocked out all thoughts of the city's air quality and what it's doing to your lungs.39. You live/work in a building with a larger population than some American towns.40. Your doorman is Russian, your grocer is Korean, your deli man is Israeli, your building super is Italian, your laundry guy is Chinese, your favorite bartender is Irish, your favorite diner owner is Greek, the watch seller on your corner is Senegalese, your last cabbie was Pakistani, your newsstand guy is Indian and your favorite falafel guy is Egyptian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyshady Posted January 29 Report Share Posted January 29 Originally posted by dgmodel 2. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building. i've never been to the statue of liberty, and that bothers me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barslut Posted January 29 Report Share Posted January 29 Originally posted by ladyshady i've never been to the statue of liberty, and that bothers me Me either , is that bad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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