DiscoProJoe Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Here's a good question for everyone:If someone were to have (or is in) a romantic relationship with you, in what exclusive ways could they enjoy a relationship with *you*, which they might not be able to enjoy with most other people of your gender (and sexual orientation)?As with me, when I find a woman someday... She would be able to live for *her* and not get chastised for it (as long as she doesn't lie to me or cheat, or keep secrets from me). She would enjoy positive encouragement to think for herself -- to question anything and everything in her own unique way -- wherever it leads. She would *never* be expected to "change" her nature or her needs.She wouldn't have to worry about going through pregnancy, childbirth, or raising little rascals, nor would she need any kind of birth control. (I've already had a vasectomy and don't have any kids.)She'd never have to cook, and once we buy a house, she'd never have to do any housework. (We'd use a cleaning lady and lawn care service, and would either dine out or fix ourselves simple meals. And before purchasing a home, we'd *both* clean our apartment occasionally.)She wouldn't have to worry about her weight (as long as she doesn't become very obese, such as >250 lbs), since I like the pleasantly-plump figure and I care significantly more about a cute face than a "perfect" body. She could relax and eat as much as she wants, and I'd be lying with her on the couch feeding & kissing her!And while she's lying on that couch, she'd never have to go through the trouble of painting her fingernails or toenails, because I would always do it for her as often as she wants -- kissing each finger and toe as I go!She would experience the greatest dance-pop, hard & soft rock, and country-pop music of the '70s, '80s, '90s, & '00s with my collection of over 400 albums containing more than 5,000 songs, along with great sound systems in my room and car. Even when we're making love!Finally, she'd always have a warm set of arms to fall into when she's feeling anxious, frustrated, or hurt. She could discuss difficult issues with me in the safest setting possible: sitting down together holding hands and partially embracing each other, while never being criticized or judged during the dialogue.There you are.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtiddles Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 and thus ladies and gentlemen, I give you the definition of a completely fucking pussy-whipped male find your balls and let your village swim my man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 :laugh: :laugh: this poor son of a bitch is going to get played and used by every dumb cunt out there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 This fuckin' pussy can't be serious! :blown: :blown: :blown: :blown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housedog Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Dam. I did agree with you on these two points. The rest everyone is right you got to live and not be so whipped. The other shit is mad Originally posted by DiscoProJoe Here's a good question for everyone:If someone were to have (or is in) a romantic relationship with you, in what exclusive ways could they enjoy a relationship with *you*, which they might not be able to enjoy with most other people of your gender (and sexual orientation)?As with me, when I find a woman someday... She would be able to live for *her* and not get chastised for it (as long as she doesn't lie to me or cheat, or keep secrets from me). She would enjoy positive encouragement to think for herself -- to question anything and everything in her own unique way -- wherever it leads. She would *never* be expected to "change" her nature or her needs.Finally, she'd always have a warm set of arms to fall into when she's feeling anxious, frustrated, or hurt. She could discuss difficult issues with me in the safest setting possible: sitting down together holding hands and partially embracing each other, while never being criticized or judged during the dialogue.There you are.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kahn Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 this is the funniest shit I've read all morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Hmm... I wonder why you're single? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 the best part of having a relationship with me would be:Being second to a rare japanese midengine sports car and the requisite parts for which I would pay exhorbitant prices and wait months on end to have them shipped directly from japan, all the while ensuring that the majority of my bank account is focused on said car and the majority of my time is taken up with working on it, while occasionally asking her to make me things like a sandwich and ignoring completely any complaints about her wanting to do things together or threats about spending time with another guy.like i said, only the best for my girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 what a fuckin pussy..if my girl gets too fat...ill tell the fat pig to go on a dietif the house gets dirty....ill mop the floor with her headlet me guess...youll ask for her permission to do anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Originally posted by smokesum if the house gets dirty....ill mop the floor with her head :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest brwneydtrouble Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Originally posted by cintron the best part of having a relationship with me would be:Being second to a rare japanese midengine sports car and the requisite parts for which I would pay exhorbitant prices and wait months on end to have them shipped directly from japan, all the while ensuring that the majority of my bank account is focused on said car and the majority of my time is taken up with working on it, while occasionally asking her to make me things like a sandwich and ignoring completely any complaints about her wanting to do things together or threats about spending time with another guy.like i said, only the best for my girl. Being second to a RARE japanese, personally modified and built hybrid sports/race car and the passion of driving it.My man needs to be VERY secure and understanding. If so, I might let him drive it once or twice.Around the block. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Originally posted by brwneydtrouble Being second to a RARE japanese, personally modified and built hybrid sports/race car and the passion of driving it.My man needs to be VERY secure and understanding. If so, I might let him drive it once or twice.Around the block. Originally posted by cintron the best part of having a relationship with me would be:Being second to a rare japanese midengine sports car and the requisite parts for which I would pay exhorbitant prices and wait months on end to have them shipped directly from japan, all the while ensuring that the majority of my bank account is focused on said car and the majority of my time is taken up with working on it, while occasionally asking her to make me things like a sandwich and ignoring completely any complaints about her wanting to do things together or threats about spending time with another guy.like i said, only the best for my girl. Hmmm....Do I see a love connection here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Originally posted by DarrellG Hmmm....Do I see a love connection here? You're hallucinating again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiscoProJoe Posted January 30 Author Report Share Posted January 30 Are you people trying to say that you've never actually thought about what makes you unique to a special someone of the opposite sex? Do y'all ever think about anything at all?No wonder the divorce rate in this country is so high. Will you list anything that makes you unique to someone, or are you just going to sit there and jealously sling mud at me because you can't think of anything?let me guess...youll ask for her permission to do anythingNot necessarily, because then, my needs wouldn't be adequately met. A relationship has to meet the needs of each of us in order for it to work out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Originally posted by DarrellG Hmm... I wonder why you're single? wyrd bitches dont want pussys... they already got one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Originally posted by DiscoProJoe Will you list anything that makes you unique to someone, or are you just going to sit there and jealously sling mud at me because you can't think of anything? I think I'm gonna just continue to sling mud at you cause you sound like a complete fucking homo! Grow some fucking balls and don't be afraid to smack your girl around every once and a while. Trust me...she won't leave and it will keep that bitch in check. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullseye Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Originally posted by nomembername I think I'm gonna just continue to sling mud at you cause you sound like a complete fucking homo! Grow some fucking balls and don't be afraid to smack your girl around every once and a while. Trust me...she won't leave and it will keep that bitch in check. god help me:doh:, but i actually agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 conduct your survey elsewhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Originally posted by bullseye god help me:doh:, but i actually agree My main man Bullseye...that's what I'm talking about. I guess all of my hard work and dedication of learning from you is finally starting to pay off.Thanks man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullseye Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Originally posted by nomembername My main man Bullseye...that's what I'm talking about. I guess all of my hard work and dedication of learning from you is finally starting to pay off.Thanks man! don't get a hard on yet, there is still work to be done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Originally posted by nomembername My main man Bullseye...that's what I'm talking about. I guess all of my hard work and dedication of learning from you is finally starting to pay off.Thanks man! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest brwneydtrouble Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Originally posted by cintron You're hallucinating again. I agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fliptoniaaa Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Originally posted by DiscoProJoe No wonder the divorce rate in this country is so high. the divorce rate is so high...bcuz marriage is unatural, but bcuz religions had a stronghold on society for so many thousands of years...it has just become the way it is!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiscoProJoe Posted January 30 Author Report Share Posted January 30 Originally posted by fliptoniaaa the divorce rate is so high...bcuz marriage is unatural, but bcuz religions had a stronghold on society for so many thousands of years...it has just become the way it is!!!!!!!!!!! Although I'd like to get married someday, I totally agree with what you said about religion. I'm a secular humanist from Oklahoma in the Bible Belt, and the southern states have the highest divorce rates in the country.I think it's because most conservative religions place an emphasis on blind acceptance, blind obedience, and self-denial, and tell people that those things are somehow virtues. Personally, I view those three things as vices, which are anti-individual and anti-reason. It's just another way of discouraging people from thinking critically and questioning what their parents, churches, and society have thought them. People are discouraged from critical thinking, and besides behavior that's peaceful and nonfraudulent, people are told to be someone other than themselves. When this occurs either through religious indoctrination, or instead through the machismo-wannabe attitude displayed by most of the posters on this thread, divorce rates have to rise.By the way, that's a cool avatar you've got underneath your username! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCR Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 going back to the original question:What's so great about having a relationship with you?I've got a great source for blow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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