lyrik Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 I swear to God that there are strange forces working against me here and trying to prevent me from going to conference,First there is work and OT....trying to schedule me all these crazy hours during conference...uh uh...not having it...worked them all in the weeks leading up to to get them out of the way.Next I herniate...not 1...not 2....but 3 discs in my back...fine 10 hours in the ER...lots of silly pills...I am going.THEN today...I am driving to work and some ass decides to cut a car off a few cars in front of me causing a chain reaction of people slamming on their brakes and I am the only car to not be able to stop and I skid and smash into an SUV in front of me. I HAVE NEVER HIT A CAR IN MY LIFE. Absolutely no damage to the SUV, but I was driving our second car...a Saturn and the whole hood is smashed up and the front end is damaged and left headlight assembly will need to be replaced. THIS IS WHAT WE WERE GONNA BE DRIVING TO CONFERENCE!You know what......I don't give a fuck...its not gonna stop me. When I get home I am gonna jump on that damn hood until it is flat...tie it down so it doesn't pop up..tape over that light and still drive that mofo to SOBE.Fuck these forces....dont they know who they are messin' with...I'M RICK JAMES BITCH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIRZA Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 That sucks, but at least you are OK!You better to to WMC at least some of it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 That's right, you're Rick James, bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lyrik Posted March 4 Author Report Share Posted March 4 Originally posted by MIRZA That sucks, but at least you are OK!You better to to WMC at least some of it! I smashed my head into the friggin windshield...good thing I can't damage whats up there more than I have already with all the malted hopps and bong resin from the last 10 years....actually all that probably has formed a protective shell around my brain. I WILL NOT MISS ON DAY OF CONFERENCE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Originally posted by lyrik I smashed my head into the friggin windshield...good thing I can't damage whats up there more than I have already with all the malted hopps and bong resin from the last 10 years....actually all that probably has formed a protective shell around my brain. I WILL NOT MISS ON DAY OF CONFERENCE! If I understand clearly, smoking weed has made you immune to car crashes...alleluya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laliux Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 that's the spirit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Damn dawg! That's madness.Screw it...at least you're alive and well, the way I see it: if and when in doubt - - - hit up some mo' chronic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junkiexl Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Saturns crumple like tin cans. The same thing happened to ours! Bent up hood, lights busted out and shit...$1500 in repairs. At least you are okay! Thank god for the malted hops and bong resin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrzyC Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Sorry to hear that Lyrik. Cya at the pool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmiami Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 LMAOglad to hear you're ok!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrzyC Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 They say bad things happen in 3's so you should have GREAT WMC then!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djcarlosf Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 all of that bullshit should make you more determined to have an even better time at conference...fuck the world and horray to you good sir! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtisp Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 LOLWhat's your first car.. A Lamborgini?Be proud of your Saturn!!cya@conf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyface Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Party onmy fellow BEAR FAN I have to work saturday, so im going to get to Ultra right about time to see EDGAR spin........nad as for friday night im going but dont know how long I will stay till I might have to take some um um um REDBULLS to stay awake.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo2 Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Originally posted by happyface Party onmy fellow BEAR FAN I have to work saturday, so im going to get to Ultra right about time to see EDGAR spin........nad as for friday night im going but dont know how long I will stay till I might have to take some um um um REDBULLS to stay awake.... Boludo, what time does Edgar come on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyface Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Originally posted by chaflas Boludo, what time does Edgar come on? @ 3 so you know im getting the fuck out of work before 2 pm......or else is anyone hiring? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo2 Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Originally posted by happyface @ 3 so you know im getting the fuck out of work before 2 pm......or else is anyone hiring? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lyrik Posted March 4 Author Report Share Posted March 4 Originally posted by kurtisp LOLWhat's your first car.. A Lamborgini?Be proud of your Saturn!!cya@conf Nah...I am proud of that little thing...but we bought it to be a second car for work. Our other car is just an Xterra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxgrooveericxx Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Damn Lyrik! That really sucks...I know what you mean about those "forces". I've had a bad week as well (nothing compared to yours) but still, bad is bad....and nothing is gonna stop me from enjoying the many activites of WMC Glad to hear you are ok Oh yeah...........GO MARLINS!!!! 2003 World Champions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djcarlosf Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 if i dont get what i need in the mail tomorrow, then the shit has hit the fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 Originally posted by lyrik I swear to God that there are strange forces working against me here and trying to prevent me from going to conference,First there is work and OT....trying to schedule me all these crazy hours during conference...uh uh...not having it...worked them all in the weeks leading up to to get them out of the way.Next I herniate...not 1...not 2....but 3 discs in my back...fine 10 hours in the ER...lots of silly pills...I am going.THEN today...I am driving to work and some ass decides to cut a car off a few cars in front of me causing a chain reaction of people slamming on their brakes and I am the only car to not be able to stop and I skid and smash into an SUV in front of me. I HAVE NEVER HIT A CAR IN MY LIFE. Absolutely no damage to the SUV, but I was driving our second car...a Saturn and the whole hood is smashed up and the front end is damaged and left headlight assembly will need to be replaced. THIS IS WHAT WE WERE GONNA BE DRIVING TO CONFERENCE!You know what......I don't give a fuck...its not gonna stop me. When I get home I am gonna jump on that damn hood until it is flat...tie it down so it doesn't pop up..tape over that light and still drive that mofo to SOBE.Fuck these forces....dont they know who they are messin' with...I'M RICK JAMES BITCH! hey lyrik i feel for u my friend . ur not alone some guy hit me on my way home and now im out of a car right now . not been a good dayglad ur ok though thats all that matters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 Originally posted by CrzyC They say bad things happen in 3's so you should have GREAT WMC then!!! my mom told me that today when i got in a wreck i believe that statment like u cant believedumped by two girls and now this. . god i need some good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 DAMN LYRIC ... I HOPE YOU ARE BETTER BRO ... HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON FOR CONFERENCE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fliptoniaaa Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 May good times fall upon u!!!!!!!!!! i see eveil bizzaro god is trying to challenge me!!!!!!!!but i have spoken....so it will be so!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lyrik Posted March 5 Author Report Share Posted March 5 GET BEHIND ME SATAN...GET BEHIND ME!Its all in the past....its Friday and in the words of the great stiff meister....it is time to hang out with your wang out....tImE tO RoCk oUt WiTh yOuR CoCk oUt!CoLdBlOoDeD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.