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actually our agency is having a party this Sat and I wanted to give one of the bookers a stiffy when he has to thank everyone... BUT HAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE !! RIGHT ON THE MONEY BIG SMURF DOG!! THAT WAS SMURF-ERIFIC!!!!

Dont you have to get back to finding people to invite to go see a movie with? Fugly hook nose euro trash.

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Originally posted by rizzo

actually our agency is having a party this Sat and I wanted to give one of the bookers a stiffy when he has to thank everyone... BUT HAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE !! RIGHT ON THE MONEY BIG SMURF DOG!! THAT WAS SMURF-ERIFIC!!!!

Dont you have to get back to finding people to invite to go see a movie with? Fugly hook nose euro trash.

yadda yadda yadda yeah sure whatever :rolleyes:

Later LIMP DICK :aright:

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speaking of which, I doubt that your 3 hour skin flute session in this movie you starred in with Chip was without the use of viagra.

Chip even said that before ravaging your little brown o-ring with his long stem mushroom, that he popped 2 viggies after you requested an extra long "dutch door scene"

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Cintron you uni-brow sporting stank punjab, why dont you take your 1 clue, depressed posts, and cardboard cut out car set, and Fred Flinstone shuffle to back whatever gutter whore's womb you cesarean'd out of you sweaty pig.

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Originally posted by cintron

your shit is tired man.

Yea, and apparently so is his little wee wee.

He was funny for about 4 seconds, but that was a year ago. He just keeps saying the same shit over and over and over with a dictionary and a thesaurus next to his sticky keyboard.

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In from the side stage doing the Ali shuffle already sweating after 10 seconds comes the fat balding slob with poor teeth and skin... DARRELLG. What "thesaurus" are all of you mongrols whining about. Should I speak Neanderthal for all you Community College dropouts? Darrell, instead of skreetching like Urkel everytime I post why dont you strap your floppy man tits to a treadmill and make use of it. Your horse face slut girlfriend has been PM'ing me to come out to Pangaea one night...keep her on muzzle tight.

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maybe you should all take a break and not take everything that is said on the INTERNET so god damn personal. rizzo is a funny guy and i enjoy reading his posts. what you guys try here is to copy him and make a satire of him, which ironically even honors him cause it is not even HALF as good and thought out as his rants. what kind of jokes are you pulling here? "you can´t get it up"?? how old are you. what a fucking LAME joke is that??

can´t you think of anything that is a little deeper, not on the surface? see, from what he posted it took no skill at all to make fun of it. it was so obvious that i wouldn´t have even cared to make fun of it, even if he´d asked me that face to face. there is no SKILL involved there, no challenge. thats why i consider rizzo to have a sense of humor. what you write here is just lame and not funny.

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Originally posted by tastey

maybe you should all take a break and not take everything that is said on the INTERNET so god damn personal. rizzo is a funny guy and i enjoy reading his posts. what you guys try here is to copy him and make a satire of him, which ironically even honors him cause it is not even HALF as good and thought out as his rants. what kind of jokes are you pulling here? "you can´t get it up"?? how old are you. what a fucking LAME joke is that??

can´t you think of anything that is a little deeper, not on the surface? see, from what he posted it took no skill at all to make fun of it. it was so obvious that i wouldn´t have even cared to make fun of it, even if he´d asked me that face to face. there is no SKILL involved there, no challenge. thats why i consider rizzo to have a sense of humor. what you write here is just lame and not funny.

:aright:

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Originally posted by tastey

maybe you should all take a break and not take everything that is said on the INTERNET so god damn personal. rizzo is a funny guy and i enjoy reading his posts. what you guys try here is to copy him and make a satire of him, which ironically even honors him cause it is not even HALF as good and thought out as his rants. what kind of jokes are you pulling here? "you can´t get it up"?? how old are you. what a fucking LAME joke is that??

can´t you think of anything that is a little deeper, not on the surface? see, from what he posted it took no skill at all to make fun of it. it was so obvious that i wouldn´t have even cared to make fun of it, even if he´d asked me that face to face. there is no SKILL involved there, no challenge. thats why i consider rizzo to have a sense of humor. what you write here is just lame and not funny.

copy him? yeah ok,its ok if you enjoy his posts to each their own,and who cares if our jokes arent half as good,honestly who gives a shyt this is the sex board,whos the one that has something to say about everything?hes the one hating we are just hating on him a lil bit for fun for being a little bitch that he is.

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Cintron, i see your name and already know the post is going to be a smorgasbord of depressed mundane hogwash. Tweeze your hindi brows get in shape find other hobbies and use some soap...life isnt so bad sport.

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damn, if you're going to insult someone using ethnicity and religion, i mean shit at least use it in the right context so the rest of us can laugh....

Originally posted by rizzo

Cintron, i see your name and already know the post is going to be a smorgasbord of depressed mundane hogwash. Tweeze your hindi brows get in shape find other hobbies and use some soap...life isnt so bad sport.

hindi's the language... you're trying to say hindu... damn...

Originally posted by rizzo

Cintron you uni-brow sporting stank punjab, why dont you take your 1 clue, depressed posts, and cardboard cut out car set, and Fred Flinstone shuffle to back whatever gutter whore's womb you cesarean'd out of you sweaty pig.

punjab's a state... that'd be like calling someone a stupid new york.. it'd be punjabi...

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