D.Schwartz Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 Things u've always wanted to scream/yell or just simply say in bed, but were too afraid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 "i hate u bitch" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullseye Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 "If your moms gonna watch can she at least get me a beer dammit!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 Damn, whatchoo been eatin' lately? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtyepic18 Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 "Is there sopposed to be hair on that?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 "HOPE YOU HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE!!!!!!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbalou Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 Originally posted by joeg "HOPE YOU HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE!!!!!!!!!!" :rofl: :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 yaknow I have to vent, 90 % of women think they know how dirty they should talk to a guy , but are way off. If any guy on here is like me they like it fucking raunchy!! I want a whore in the bedroom! think of the dirtiest things you can say and times that by 10! I love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 yaknow I have to vent, 90 % of women think they know how dirty they should talk to a guy , but are way off. If any guy on here is like me they like it fucking raunchy!! I want a whore in the bedroom! think of the dirtiest things you can say and times that by 10! I love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.Schwartz Posted April 29 Author Report Share Posted April 29 Originally posted by gabo yaknow I have to vent, 90 % of women think they know how dirty they should talk to a guy , but are way off. If any guy on here is like me they like it fucking raunchy!! I want a whore in the bedroom! think of the dirtiest things you can say and times that by 10! I love it Haahahaha, I concur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 "Hurry up! This room rents by the hour""And to think, I was really trying to pick up your friend""I hope you're as good looking when I'm sober""You're good enough to do this for a living""This would be more fun with a few more people""Now I know why he dumped you""And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner""My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer!"How long do you plan to be "almost there"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondboheme Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 wanna go down to the courthouse and make an honest woman of me?heh heh one of my good guy friends was fucking a girl recently and she kept repeating over and over "fuck the pussy! fuck the pussy!" and finally he said "I AM" and that totally killed the mood. but i feel for the girl because when yer fucking, it's almost like temporary terets syndrome, you can't really control what comes out!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 Originally posted by blondboheme wanna go down to the courthouse and make an honest woman of me?heh heh one of my good guy friends was fucking a girl recently and she kept repeating over and over "fuck the pussy! fuck the pussy!" and finally he said "I AM" and that totally killed the mood. but i feel for the girl because when yer fucking, it's almost like temporary terets syndrome, you can't really control what comes out!!!! yaknow that kinda makes sense... I was fucking my ex onece and all of a suden she breaks out in a whistle. not whistleing a song but just a high piched whistle. fucking weird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blendprod Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 dp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 Originally posted by gabo yaknow that kinda makes sense... I was fucking my ex onece and all of a suden she breaks out in a whistle. not whistleing a song but just a high piched whistle. fucking weird Like the kind of whistle when you're just standing around bored? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkyfreshdc Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 Originally posted by nomembername Like the kind of whistle when you're just standing around bored? probably more like a hampster whistle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehype Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 IKEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondboheme Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 an IKEA whistle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocfgs Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 Can you hurry it up I am getting tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyh Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 Originally posted by gabo yaknow that kinda makes sense... I was fucking my ex onece and all of a suden she breaks out in a whistle. not whistleing a song but just a high piched whistle. fucking weird buahahahhahahahha:laugh: :laugh: :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondboheme Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 Originally posted by nocfgs Can you hurry it up I am getting tired. take a nap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondboheme Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 Originally posted by gabo yaknow that kinda makes sense... I was fucking my ex onece and all of a suden she breaks out in a whistle. not whistleing a song but just a high piched whistle. fucking weird sometimes i start spontanously yodeling!YODELAYHEEHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBABY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tired Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 can i borrow 40 bucks?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondboheme Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 Originally posted by tired can i borrow 40 bucks?? shit, while you've got em in a moment of weakness, why not ask for $100, or $1,000? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francismhwhite Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 "I really would like it if you asked me to put it in your ass" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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