phatbastad Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 So I wake up...hard house music bangin between my ears. make sum coffee and theres a knock at the door. jehovahs wanting to convert me. i have last nights stoli'sashtrayass breath going on. they hand me sum pamphlets and i ask if they like sunflowers (serious about that). they look at me funny and run down my stairs and leave.so i do sum work. drink a full pot of joe. take my dog to the park and go get an oil change. i use the mens room at the jiffy lube go to let out a 'test' fart and turns out i shit myself........absolutley dusgusted at myself right now. this weekend is off to a great start.by the way ill be rockin a pair of overalls tonight....all you guys know that ill have on depends underneath! cant wait til the sun goes down........and all us phreaks come out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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