ricfutures Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 she was sooooooo blond:....she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.....she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.....she thought a quarterback was a refund......she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.....she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:....she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.....she thought General Motors was in the army....she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats......she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.....under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:....she tripped over a cordless phone....she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate."....she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "ONE WAY."....at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius."....she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:....she studied for a blood test.....she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."...she sold the car for gas money!....when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.....when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left,"she turned around and went homeShe Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:....when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.....she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.....if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless....she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.....she had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."------------------Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueangel Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 That was pretty funny.But I'd start running if I were you. BlueAngel------------------"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage." - Lao-Tzu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 I think that's the best blond statements I've seen in a while!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricfutures Posted November 1 Author Report Share Posted November 1 I LOVE BLONDS, BRUNETTES, RED HEADS!!! Well I prefer brunettes but please do not take offense to this!!! And if you do, why the hell are you on this board? LOL. Smile guys we are halfway through the week!!!!! ------------------Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vampienyc10 Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 Me like the blonde jokes.. Considering I AM a natural blonde !!!!hehehe------------------------------------------@vampienyc10vampie@aol.com "One is not born a woman, one becomes one."- Simone de Beauvoir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missincognito Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 You're a pisser! ------------------ *~**~*~**~~ Friends are angels that help you to your feet, when your wings have trouble remembering how to fly ~~**~*~**~* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beautious1 Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 LMAO! ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibhugh Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imaqtxoxo Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 LOL!As a memeber of the Blonde Community....I give your "She was soooooooo Blonde" jokes a two thumbs up..... ------------------ www.djcentral.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoelB Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 My girl is blond, and she's actually very smart!! Maybe the exception to the rule though.Joel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 LOL This was funny.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alrousasa Posted November 3 Report Share Posted November 3 Very funny!------------------ I'm Down for whateva! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spikesnj Posted November 3 Report Share Posted November 3 THOSE JOKES WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IF YOU HAD SPELLED BLONDE RIGHT!!!!! MAYBE YOU ARE BLONDE YOURSEL!!! LOL...ITS ALL IN FUNDAVE ------------------LIMELIGHT FRIDAY-DJ ANDREW MENDEZ!!!!!EXIT SATURDAY-DJ BORIS-BDAY CELEBRATION FOR NJ NICK-FREE DESIGNER UNDERWEAR GIVEAWAYS!DieselGroove1@aol.com201-926-7012STRENGTH GUESTLIST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tut Posted November 3 Report Share Posted November 3 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattyparsons Posted November 3 Report Share Posted November 3 dear god that's some good stuff------------------and on the 6th night god said "let there be trance, and dancing!" and on the 7th day he rested and it was damn good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frodo Posted November 3 Report Share Posted November 3 blond boy jokeWhy do blondes have wet belly button?cos blonde boys aren' t to smart to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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